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Author Topic: RANDOM OBJECT FIGHT!!!  (Read 99111 times)
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« on: April 08, 2006, 08:08:44 AM »

I decided to start this because they are so hilarious at times.  For those of you who don't know what a random object fight is, I will show you an example:

 1st poster: Noobie says:  *throws a cream pie in the face of the next poster*
2nd poster: Nooblet says: *ducks under the cream pie and hits Noobie in the head with a shovel*
3rd poster: Noobie says: *grabs shovel, throws it away, and punches the next poster in the gut*

Please, PLEASE, if you are going to participate, don't take these seriously.  I'd hate to see the thread get ruined by someone who takes to literally.  It's all in good fun.  :1:

So then, to get the ball rolling, I will start.

*grabs a bazooka and launches a rocket at the next poster*
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2006, 09:34:16 PM »

(btw, this is much, much, much much better when actually on a chat room, maybe one day we can have one on in-game chat and have someone record it and post on this)

*stops time, grabs the rocket, straps on some nukes, points back at sender, and resumes time* my, my, if you are going to send mail, you need to make sure to have a big enough punch  :16:
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2006, 11:13:49 PM »

*goes Matrix-style, kicks nukes away from himself and drops a bomb down the pants of the next poster*
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2006, 12:01:41 AM »

*transports pants to next poster, along with extra goodies  14, along with complimentary pair of mega-bombs*  tisk tisk, must I always make your bombs bigger for you?  try this one.  * grabs a fusion bomb the size of a small planet and hurls it at charlemagne's side of the planet*
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2006, 03:47:25 AM »

puts gremlin in yalls bombs and sends gremlins to yalls trasport and launch systems, adds in an angery dragon for good messure
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2006, 09:10:30 AM »

AAHHHH!

*dodges Gremlins and Angry Dragons and then ducks under the fusion bomb as it hurls towards the next poster*
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2006, 08:33:54 PM »

*shoots the fusion bomb as it crosses the posting threshold and survives, then launches his million penguiarmy who are all weilding Anti=matter missle launchers*
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2006, 09:20:27 PM »

*puts on his anti-matter repeller and braces for impact, while kicking the next poster through a window*
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2006, 09:25:36 PM »

thanks for saving my butt by kicking me through the window. Too bad you forgot about the self destruct I set.   opens a quantum sigularity and bugs out
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2006, 09:29:30 PM »

Oh dear God!!! *is blown head-first into Pluto by the self-destruct, which shatters off a large chunk which is headed straight for the next poster*
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2006, 11:51:54 PM »

*barrows luffy's penguin army to help re-direct asteroid to next poster, then tosses a couple killer penguins through franks singularity, which happens to land them inside Bob's Outhouse Emporium, which just so happens to be the one currently in use*  8
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 05:27:45 PM »

gives peguins bird flu and sends them back to sender.  attached with Pandimic virus bomb
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 09:56:27 PM »

*sends penguin army to Doctor Frank (who is in no relation to Gunfighter_Frank)* 
we can't have sick birdies now, that's just uncalled for.
*grabs pandimic virus bomb and plops it into a martini and sets in the middle of the crater that was once known as the room* 
vodka anyone?

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2006, 11:22:32 PM »

sweet martini  took pandimic flu vaccine before drinking martini.  goes to local Soda factory and changes fourmla to include 3 box of exlax per soda. Then beams self to other participants place and puts them in straight jackets with gag balls
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2006, 02:04:00 PM »

*crushes gag ball with teeth and then uses braces to help chew throug the straight jacket and goes to japan and buys poki and creates own soda to drink, then switches everyone's shampoo out with hair remover, puts worms in their toliets, and throws scorpions in their beds, as well as strips their ships for parts, then escapes with Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy using the infamous improbibility drive, which turns the next poster into a pot of petunias 400 feet above the ground.* Now THAT'S how you make an escape!
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