Gunfighter Frank
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« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2006, 02:53:43 PM » |
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throws a monkey wrench into your drive. beams out all my parts and into place on my ships. Lauches a massise nova bomb at your sun. and bugs out
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Gunfighter Frank
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« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 03:07:54 PM » |
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You can't put a monky wrench in a improbability drive! Do you know how small those things are? they're barely bigger then a baseball! And so you got your ship parts back, you're still a pot of petunias falling from the sky, so you smash on the ground and die. And I stop yor nova bomb and plant it on the next poster.
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« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2006, 04:25:28 PM » |
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Jumping in peril, i caution to glance up and realise that its not a nova bomb, but in fact a nova scotia bomb. And as a thousand mounties gently fall from the sky, I quickly recrute them. Give them herpes, and send them to attack the next poster.
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« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2006, 04:43:51 PM » |
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*quickly digs an underground base and hides in it, then seals the door way so only he can open it from the inside. The mounties with herpes continue on to attack the next poster while I smoke cigars with Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide to that Galaxy.*
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2006, 04:57:21 PM » |
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*Being a patriotic Canadian, liberates the Mounties, cures them of herpes, and sends them back to Tuktoyaktuk*
*Turns to Luffy, steals cigar from his mouth and shoves it down his pants, while watching Gnomeboy getting run over by a lorry*
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In this picture there are 40 people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you how not to be seen.
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ars68
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2006, 11:42:25 PM » |
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THE DEPRESSION! THE DEPRESSION!!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!!
* turns to marvin and shoots his planet sized brain out, feeding it the next poster, and then captures the mounties and trains all mounties and penguins in the art of tei-kwan-leap*
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
*kicks next 2 posters in the head at same time*
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control the present, seize the future. seize the future, conquer the past. conquer the past, control the present. that and cookies. lots and lots of cookies   |
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2006, 01:55:15 PM » |
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*ducks, grabs hold of ars then detonates the 50 tons of Semtex strapped to his chest, annihilating ars but leaving the Cyborg Charlemagne intact*
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« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2006, 04:48:58 PM » |
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huh? 8 gets resurrected, then kicked in head by former time-line of self* OW! you have any diea how much those explosives STING? *unleashes swarm of hornets on charlemagne*
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control the present, seize the future. seize the future, conquer the past. conquer the past, control the present. that and cookies. lots and lots of cookies |
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Gunfighter Frank
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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2006, 05:36:41 PM » |
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release nano bots to attack all enemies and disable all neural systems of cyborges and humans not allied with me
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2006, 05:50:05 PM » |
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Hah, Gnomeboy picks himself up from the road, and crushes teeny tiny nano bots with his boots, smiles then opens a cage of rabid hamsters packed strapped with high ex and ushers them the next poster
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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 06:03:24 PM » |
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* runs in fear adn releases behing something slimy and stiky then counters with a mosquito bomb the next poster  |
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 10:33:52 PM » |
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((ooc))not exactly sure how you guys got into my underground base that has one dorr and can only be opened from the inside, but eh.((/ooc)) *Grabs admin's collar and yanks him back and uses him as a human shield against his own mosquito bomb, then throws admin at the next poster* ---edited by Admin ---- I feel like a lab rat  |
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2006, 11:35:08 AM » |
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Wait a sec, something ain't right here...
*grabs Admin, saves his life, and sends him back to the Forum*
*grabs bottle of bug-killer and sends the hornets to their graves*
*picks up shovel and spanks Luffy with it while firing off SCUD missiles in ars' direction*
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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2006, 04:04:40 PM » |
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*Twists around and grabs shovel and smacks Charlemagne in the head with it, then gets up and jumps off a cliff, rises on the back of Maximum Ride* ((ooc))Flying girl from a book called Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiement((/ooc)) *then we start dive bombing everyone and good old bomb making Iggy comes and throws thousands of bombs down at all of you, covering the area so you have no where to go.*
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Gunfighter Frank
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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2006, 06:36:27 PM » |
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Drops out of hyperspace at near light close to yalls planet and Secert bases and fleets and launches C fractal missiles and X ray pumped laser warheads, along with 200 million Ghosht Rider missile platforms in tow. The 2nd,, 3rd and 4th fleets drop out of subspace and launch an incredible volley of quatum topedoes and then we jump back into hyperspace after the launch and watch your suns go super nova after a few ship drop out of slip stream and launch nova bombs at your suns.
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