Forum - Space Odyssey MMORPG - a massive free online space game

I decided to start this because they are so hilarious at times.  For those of you who don't know what a random object fight is, I will show you an example:

 1st poster: Noobie says:  *throws a cream pie in the face of the next poster*
2nd poster: Nooblet says: *ducks under the cream pie and hits Noobie in the head with a shovel*
3rd poster: Noobie says: *grabs shovel, throws it away, and punches the next poster in the gut*

Please, PLEASE, if you are going to participate, don't take these seriously.  I'd hate to see the thread get ruined by someone who takes to literally.  It's all in good fun.  :1:

So then, to get the ball rolling, I will start.

*grabs a bazooka and launches a rocket at the next poster*

(btw, this is much, much, much much better when actually on a chat room, maybe one day we can have one on in-game chat and have someone record it and post on this)

*stops time, grabs the rocket, straps on some nukes, points back at sender, and resumes time* my, my, if you are going to send mail, you need to make sure to have a big enough punch  :16:

*goes Matrix-style, kicks nukes away from himself and drops a bomb down the pants of the next poster*

*transports pants to next poster, along with extra goodies  :14:, along with complimentary pair of mega-bombs*  tisk tisk, must I always make your bombs bigger for you?  try this one.  * grabs a fusion bomb the size of a small planet and hurls it at charlemagne's side of the planet*

puts gremlin in yalls bombs and sends gremlins to yalls trasport and launch systems, adds in an angery dragon for good messure

AAHHHH!

*dodges Gremlins and Angry Dragons and then ducks under the fusion bomb as it hurls towards the next poster*

*shoots the fusion bomb as it crosses the posting threshold and survives, then launches his million penguiarmy who are all weilding Anti=matter missle launchers*

*puts on his anti-matter repeller and braces for impact, while kicking the next poster through a window*

thanks for saving my butt by kicking me through the window. Too bad you forgot about the self destruct I set.   opens a quantum sigularity and bugs out

Oh dear God!!! *is blown head-first into Pluto by the self-destruct, which shatters off a large chunk which is headed straight for the next poster*

*barrows luffy's penguin army to help re-direct asteroid to next poster, then tosses a couple killer penguins through franks singularity, which happens to land them inside Bob's Outhouse Emporium, which just so happens to be the one currently in use*  :8:

gives peguins bird flu and sends them back to sender.  attached with Pandimic virus bomb

*sends penguin army to Doctor Frank (who is in no relation to Gunfighter_Frank)* 
we can't have sick birdies now, that's just uncalled for.
*grabs pandimic virus bomb and plops it into a martini and sets in the middle of the crater that was once known as the room* 
vodka anyone?

sweet martini  took pandimic flu vaccine before drinking martini.  goes to local Soda factory and changes fourmla to include 3 box of exlax per soda. Then beams self to other participants place and puts them in straight jackets with gag balls

*crushes gag ball with teeth and then uses braces to help chew throug the straight jacket and goes to japan and buys poki and creates own soda to drink, then switches everyone's shampoo out with hair remover, puts worms in their toliets, and throws scorpions in their beds, as well as strips their ships for parts, then escapes with Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy using the infamous improbibility drive, which turns the next poster into a pot of petunias 400 feet above the ground.* Now THAT'S how you make an escape!

throws a monkey wrench into your drive. beams out all my parts and into place on my ships.  Lauches a massise nova bomb at your sun.  and bugs out

You can't put a monky wrench in a improbability drive! Do you know how small those things are? they're barely bigger then a baseball! And so you got your ship parts back, you're still a pot of petunias falling from the sky, so you smash on the ground and die. And I stop yor nova bomb and plant it on the next poster.

Jumping in peril, i caution to glance up and realise that its not a nova bomb, but in fact a nova scotia bomb. And as a thousand mounties gently fall from the sky, I quickly recrute them. Give them herpes, and send them to attack the next poster.

*quickly digs an underground base and hides in it, then seals the door way so only he can open it from the inside. The mounties with herpes continue on to attack the next poster while I smoke cigars with Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide to that Galaxy.*

*Being a patriotic Canadian, liberates the Mounties, cures them of herpes, and sends them back to Tuktoyaktuk*

*Turns to Luffy, steals cigar from his mouth and shoves it down his pants, while watching Gnomeboy getting run over by a lorry*

THE DEPRESSION! THE DEPRESSION!!!!  AAAGGGHHH!!!!   
* turns to marvin and shoots his planet sized brain out, feeding it the next poster, and then captures the mounties and trains all mounties and penguins in the art of tei-kwan-leap*
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
*kicks next 2 posters in the head at same time*

*ducks, grabs hold of ars then detonates the 50 tons of Semtex strapped to his chest, annihilating ars but leaving the Cyborg Charlemagne intact*

huh? 8 gets resurrected, then kicked in head by former time-line of self*  OW!  you have any diea how much those explosives STING?  *unleashes swarm of hornets on charlemagne*

release nano bots to attack all enemies and disable all neural systems of cyborges and humans not allied with me

Hah, Gnomeboy picks himself up from the road, and crushes teeny tiny nano bots with his boots, smiles then opens a cage of rabid hamsters packed strapped with high ex and ushers them the next poster

* runs in fear adn releases behing something slimy and stiky then counters with a mosquito bomb the next poster  :5:

((ooc))not exactly sure how you guys got into my underground base that has one dorr and can only be opened from the inside, but eh.((/ooc))

*Grabs admin's collar and yanks him back and uses him as a human shield against his own mosquito bomb, then throws admin at the next poster*




---edited by Admin ----
I feel like a lab rat  :2:

Wait a sec, something ain't right here...

*grabs Admin, saves his life, and sends him back to the Forum*

*grabs bottle of bug-killer and sends the hornets to their graves*

*picks up shovel and spanks Luffy with it while firing off SCUD missiles in ars' direction*

*Twists around and grabs shovel and smacks Charlemagne in the head with it, then gets up and jumps off a cliff, rises on the back of Maximum Ride* ((ooc))Flying girl from a book called Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiement((/ooc)) *then we start dive bombing everyone and good old bomb making Iggy comes and throws thousands of bombs down at all of you, covering the area so you have no where to go.*

Drops out of hyperspace at near light close to yalls planet and Secert bases and fleets and launches C fractal missiles and X ray pumped laser warheads, along with 200 million Ghosht Rider missile platforms in tow.  The 2nd,, 3rd and 4th fleets drop out of subspace and launch an incredible volley of quatum topedoes and then we jump back into hyperspace after the launch and watch your suns go super nova after a few ship drop out of slip stream and launch nova bombs at your suns.

*kicks SCUD missles into franks nova missles before they reach the sun*

hey, those were sun killing missles, but I don't see us dying.  hey, isn't that franks sun dissappearing in a bright light?

*strands next person who knows what a sand worm on Arrakis is, on Arrakis next to particularly large Sand Worm* (which means if you don't know what it is, it's not you)
if next person does not know what this is: *strands him on a planet covered by snow next a very large monster*

AHHHH!!!! *makes a couple of futile shots at the Sand Worm and attempts to escape, but is slowed down by the headache Luffy gave him*

gets on sand worm and chases ars till sand worm eats him

*swoops down and saves ars, then clotheslines gunfighter of the worm and into the path of a herd of raging elephants*

*temporarily tag-teams with flying luffy to drop a bunch of mega-ton bombs onto next poster*

and just where did those come from, and how where they carried up there?  no one may ever know...  :glassoff:

*is still trudging along with a huge headache when the bombs start falling*

*attempts to escape, and manages to take shelter in an underground bunker which is totally sealed off from the rest of the fight, so he can take some Tylenol*

*takes tylenol and puts it into a dumpster* :D
*pulls out marshmallow laser and zaps charlemagne* :pistols: :sniper: :rifle:
*pokes the marshmallow charlemagne with a schtick* :pokey: :shocking:

*Reatomizes Charlemagne then blows up the bunker accidentally by triggering it's 2 second self destruct, barely manages to escape alive.*

*is turned into a marshmallow and back again within 5 seconds, contributing to his massive headache*

*attempts to find Tylenol when my bunker explodes behind me, releasing mutant attack spiders onto the next poster*

Seeing the marching darkness of mutant spiders I neutralise them with a powerful laxative. not one to miss an oportunity, I quickly bag up the spiders and there poo and launch them at the next poster

 \ /
-[]-  <==my re-enactment of a spider
-[]-
 / \
              AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  
 \ /         SPIDERS!!  BUGS!!  I HATE BUGS!!!!!!
-[]-        *gets out 1 VERY VERY VERY big can of inescticide and starts HOSING down the whole planet*
-[]-
 / \

 \ /                           \ /                          \  /                        \  /
-[]-                         -[]-                         -[]-                       -[]-
-[]-                         -[]-                         -[]-                       -[]-
 / \                           / \                          /  \                        /  \


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_____   EWWWWW!!! 
          *instantly teleports there poo into remains of charlemagnes bunker and condemns planet
            inhospitable while boarding shuttle to go to another planet*

edit= no, I really don't hate bugs that much

*seeing his bunker filled with poo, and having a HUGE headache, Charlemagne becomes EXTREMELY angry and sends in his crack team of suicide bombers to blow up everyone who has posted thus far*

 kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

*then sends his team of cyborgs in behind them to finish off any survivors*

 :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:

DOUBLE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*controls huge army of spiders to wipe out cyborgs*
GO MY PETS!!!  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*sends my highly trained army of super people at next poster while ars's and charlemagne pick each other off (this means if they post next, skip to next poster who isn't them.)*

 :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce:
 :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard:  :bodyguard: :bodyguard: :bodyguard:
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
 :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box:
 :surprize!: :surprize!: :surprize!: :surprize!:
 :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu: :nunu:
 :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:
 :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2:
 :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken:
 :narutosleep: :narutosleep: :narutosleep: :sasuke: :sasuke: :sasuke: :kakashi: :kakashi: :kakashi:
 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
 :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order:

Here I am guys!---------> angel_not

Luffy's attack made all my soldiers go crazy:
 :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold: :out_cold:

But then I got my insurance: :vertag:

I was like :welcome:

I felt realy evil :diablo:

And send the following message to luffy :werule:

And I sned my army out to the next poster, its a power army high attack but they all die when they fight kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom

waiting on the losers, or winners, or both  :butcher:

No winners or loser, just total nonsense posting!

And now...

A man with a cassette player up his nose.

*sticks a good ol' fashoined casste in the player and flicks the ear to turn it on*

ah, now THIS is music :) 

*sticks megaphone to -s-o-m-e-w-h-e-r-e-  :wow: for loud speakers.  lol

*shakes* Disturbing images go away!!!!!!

*pulls out a box of fireworks ten times his size from his pocket and lights them, then runs REALLY far away, like, to the moon*

im a lumberjack

i sleep all night and i work all day

im a lumberjack

*Jumps behind a boulder and waits for the fireworks to stop*
*Pulls out a giant catapult and launches a volley of 6000 chicken faj-i-tas at the next poster*

mmm good but no beef.  sends an astroid towards next poster with rail gun

*Stops the asteroid ( matrix style ) blows it up in milion of little pieces and sends a rock storm to the net poster

*returns from moon, pulls out gunblade, spins it and reflects rocks at next poster, then shoots at them several times*

Come on! Is that all you got? Too easy!

hops is starfighter and engages cherry blossom. at next 10 posters,

*runs really fast staying barely ahead of cherry blossom* WHEEEEE!!!!!! >< *Throws bombs at next 4 posters*

*uses improbability drive and watches the bombs blow up the cherry blossom, thus canceling each other out, also disabling improbability drive's of next 3 posters so they cannot do the same*

hahaha, what were you thinking was going to happen?  them turn into a giant sperm whale and a bowl of flowers?

*engages flower drive and shoots millions of of petals at supersonic speed at next 3 posters*

I must say, this has been an entertaining thing to read...
*RogueShadowAssassin launches a gravitonic warhead at the flower petals, destroying all of the petals and making a giant black hole* :rip2:

*throws a sun into black hole, the rivaling energies cancel each other out* Easy peasy don't squeezy, I'm sleezy! *launches a band of baffling baboons and bomb-oms at next 5 posters*

You killed my black hole! :bye2: Thats not cool...
*Dodges the bombs*
*Sends in genetically altered super-fleas to finish off all participants*

 :12: rewires drive to transform me into a invincible death machine and fires stellar convertor at the next poster with a completely unblockable targeting system at next poster and sender

Launch endless number of white mice towars stellar convertor beam. Cause they number is endless they stops stellar convertor with trillions of billions mice corpses. After they ended with stellar convertor they began to conquer the galaxy!!!!!

HOW TO STOP THAT F**KING MICE???? SOMEBODY BRING US CHEESE ???


SOS SOS SOS MICE IS EVERY WHERE

*infects the mice with the plague and runs away before i am infected*

*watches as the plague turns them into killer were-mice, unleashing an endless wave of pure-evil across the galaxy, sending billions of themselves at all people who tried to attack me*

and as for me?

*creates a limitless army of cat's, who then sit there and nothing except eat mice and get fat* :sweat

Break chains of Aid's Cerberus thar with all three big heads with flaming mouthes began eat all that cats, mices..... Planets, stars. after some time I throw bone to a next poster. What does dog do with bone? And what would it do if I would tell you that the next poster body have 206 bones? No comments.

blows on dog whistle...dog drops a load and runs away yelping....
then I set offf a temporal device that allows me to move at a faster rate than the physical universe, and I de-pants everyone

 :confused:does someone here feel a breeze? :confused:

*looks down*

MY PANTS, MY PANTS!!

*takes tim's pants and after some shrinking puts them on, then rallies the dogs, cats and were-mice to attack de-pantsy tim*

*very glad I ate at Brunos all you can eat Broccoli Omlet Shack, and washed it down with cheap beer.**
All organisims within minutes succumb to acute oxygen deprivation.
Sets up small fan blowing in Ars' direction--and fires...

dons fire proff suit and lights match. got me a 2 fer 1.  :))  causes entropy in the universe

*gets in a fire truck and starts shooting flames, igniting the gases*

ah, saved the universe again.

*sends a mob of people from an endless amount of worlds with an endless supply of wet noodles to spank tim*

take that you annoying child!

((OOC)) Guys, no invincibilty, let's keep this at least a little fair, otherwise it'd get boring fast((/OOC)) *Breaks into the governments secret WMD vault and steals 100 36 barrel Metal Storms (http://www.cnn.com/2003/BUSINESS/06/26/australia.metalstorm/ (http://www.cnn.com/2003/BUSINESS/06/26/australia.metalstorm/)) and sets them up in a straight line, then loads them with all the bullets in the world* NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!

((OOC))Unliess you know what metal storm is, read the article. Not only is it informative, but it'll help you think of a good counter to this attack, or at least know why you're all screwed.(Note: It has been clocked at 1 million rounds a minute with a 36 barrel)((/OOC))

*Calls in the artillery and bombards the Metal Storms with burning cows stuffed with bombs.*
*Then proceeds to launch volleys at the next poster*

*brings a horid storm wich extiguises the cows then milks them
*sends a bucked of milked bombs to the next poster.

wow...  very nice luffy, never heard of metal storm before.

*neatly boxes in the person who is invincible into an invincible and impenetrable box and sends it to another galaxy, going so fast it wipes out everything else that was incoming at the moment*

anyone else want to go invincible?  I have plenty more boxes where that came from :)

*steals darth vaders deathstar and shoots it at point blank range at the next poster*

*somehow dodges the deathstar shot matrix style and fires his all so powerful homing lightning bolts at the next poster*

*Miraculasly dodges one of the lightning bolts and then stands where it hits. Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, right?*

*Oh crud*

*After recovering, throws his now-uneeded wheelchair at the next poster.*

*catches the wheelchair and turns it into a nuclear weapon, activates it and throws it to next poster*

thanks I needed that to power my univers entropy reaction. starts entropy in this univers and hope to the next univers

*Calls in a fleet of Planetoid-class starships to follow Gunfighter Frank into the next universe*

why are you people taking weapons and ships from movies and books? the deathstar? Planetoid starships? (Guess i'm not the only one here who enjoys david weber..)
*Launches nanomachines to take over all technology.* i now control everything! hahahaha!

unleashes Honor Harrington and Admirl White Haven upon you with the power of Grason and Manticores Entire armada

Ahhh! more david weber!
*Calls in the Achu'Ultani war fleet to decimate Gunfighter Frank, then runs away while the computer takes over the human race...*

*pushes the big red botten that says SEND BACK TO SENDER sending all nanobot controled things back to its creator.. (all with necular bombs)- enough power to take out the universe 46 times*

"ha ha ha!! now what who needs technologey! *takes out a rubber band gun made of wood and randomly shoots it*

I dislike big red buttons...
*Fries the nanomachines and all technology with a few well placed EMP generators*
*Hopes no one uses a pacemaker...*

And that's my que!  :/

Good thing I keep an extra one of these in my anti-anoyance bunker.

*Pulls out his superbazookalaunchingrailgun o' death with attached grenadelauncher and starts shooting it at the next poster*

*shad0ws picks up chronos and begins using him liek a baseball bat to hit superbazookalaunchingrailgun o' death with attached grenadelauncher rounds at the next poster*

*activates his impact absorbtion shields and fires black holes at next poster*

This is gonna be easy! I call from the heavens...... CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!! *Angels sing out in a maculous chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, Who delievers a kick, that can shatter bones, into the crotch of the next poster. Then he proceeds to crush the next three poster's heads after that poster.* Now what! (For those wondering, I'm using an idea form this flash movie, go watch, it is really funny, the link is: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start) take off the #start if it won't load, it is wierd like that sometimes) *Angels come and lift me to the safety of heaven, where I throw a line to ars and pull him up here (with the help of Hercules) to eat popcorn with me and laugh at the show below*

*shares some popcorn with luffy since I am obviously exempt from the norris show of death below*

great seats luffy!  I can see the whole thing from here  :))

Eeep, not Chuck Norris!

*Sprays Ferbreeze in Chuck's eyes so Chuck can't see him, throws a firecracker at the next poster, and then runs away.*

Ferbreeze is the answer to everything! (OOC: I bet you can't tell me where that idea is from!)

*dodges firecracker and sets up a bomb to destroy the universe and hides in an indestructible starship away from harm*

Tells Chuck Semper-FI.. we then proceed to open a can off whoop a$$ on luffy.  sends pandimic virus at  bugboys industrball ship and kills him and his crew.  Vents the atmo of his ship and sends in robot disinfectiants cleans and scrubbs teh ship clean of the pandimic virus.  sends robot and other nasty stuff into the sun.  Closes the air lock install tamper proff locks and way to stop pandemic virus. gets all crew members buffer patterns in the transpoers so that if anything does get through it can be cleaned via the use of the transporters.  Continues with new ship to join Chuck in Kicking Luffies a$$ and breaking all the bones in his body.  setting them letting them half way heal and doing it again. then Skining him with a set of old rusty catfish skinners. dip luffy in salt so he wont get infected, clean him in perxocide reinstall his skin. and do it again 7 more times.  since in heaven  get the 7 angles with the 7 turmpets to blow them and open the 7 seals of the appocolips. and blow up the 7 stars.  Since In heaven anyway.

and if we have time or need we call ClintEastwood and Drew Carry to help us out and spell us with the luffy situation.  mostly just so they can get a laugh as well.  and LUffy you should know better than to use heavans guards against eachother.  Once a US MARINE always a US MARINE

*best friend restores me from the dead by using countless voodoo ritual, forcefully takes back indestructible ship, gets vaccinated for all diseases, takes an invincibility tablet, destroys chuck norris once and for all and destroys the next poster using a sci fi autorifle (taken from the PS2 game timesplitters 3)*

*slams an indestructible box on top of bugboy before his bullets even leave his gun, and ships him to another galaxy with the other guy in a box*

*proceeds to confiscate all invincibility pills and throws them down the toilet, where some fish nab them and start taking over the world* meh, 
:14:not my problem, they should have made friends with the fish :14:

*Lifts lid of box(ars forgot to lock it) and feeds ars' lifeless corpse to the fish. Feeds the fish to the dolphins who say "So long and thanks for all the fish" before leaving our plane of existance.
Bugboy then decides to stop toying with you all, screws up this mangled universe and throws it at the waste chute.    !!!! 3 points!!!!
Bugboy then decides he is bored and creates the next person to post*

*Shoots 800.000.000 1D4 + 1 magic missles at Bugboy (enough to kill a level 40 epic with 8942261 Con and max hitpoint rolls). Oh, and magic missles never miss, ever, look it up. It ain't vunurable to damage reduction, either*

*fires missiles to intercept the magic missles and fires more magic missles at next poster*

Magic missles always hit. ^_^

Try again, Mr.I'm-invincible.

((OOC))Chronos, this is a fun thing, we'd all alreay be dead if we were actually being realistic! And gunfighter, since when did people in heaven become reachable?((/OOC)) *jumps down from heaven and throws Chuck off a cliff* Traitor! *then presses the big red button that reads "Warning, pressing this will result in the next two posters having 1000lb lead feet!!"* oos, my bad *falls down on another button that says "Summons 1000000000000 ((OOC))that's 1 trillion, just so you don't have to count it...too late((/OOC)) Chuck Norrises to attack the next poster* That is gonna hurt, since those lead feet are preventing them from moving...oh yea *thorws rope and yanks ars down from heaven* sorry, it's time to live again.

*converts lead surrounding feet to gold, and pays the Chuck Norrisi to attack the next poster instead*

*plants a mind control chip in the brain of chuck norris and commands him to attack the next poster*

*shots chuck norris in the back and paralyzes him for life and casts a cannot be healed spell on Chuck. Then summons Jackie chan to deal with everyone*

*bugboy uses his mad kung fu skills to totally beat up jacky chan and fires many nukes at next poster*

*uses his admin powers to edit the nukes direction sending them to the next poster , also editing their content

Admin uses command : stop Nukes
Admin uses command : add Acid into Nuke
Admin uses command : Upgrate to megaNuke's
Admin uses command : attack next poster
Admin uses command : Admin_say : god help next poster ^^

*dodges half the mega nukes as ars falls to the ground, repels the other half of meganukes into the sun, making it go supernova, as I go back to bed :P(bed being in another solar system, far away from teh immenent supernova)"

mmm super nova.  use power from Super nova to power halo device and send the flood to all enemy planets

*Jumps in his rickety anti-anoyance bunker and presses Da Button which releases molten peanut-butter to consume the whole planet and the next poster or few. The Flood hate peanut-butter. ^_^*

*uses moderator powers*

Mod edit: creates huge unbreakable jar
Mod edit: move peanut butter into jar
Mod edit: harden peanut butter to normal state
Mod edit: seal jar and send to my house
Mod Edit: pick up Admin
Mod Edit: steal admins editor device
Mod Edit: Enable me to use admin edit device
Admin Edit: Create giant tidalwave
Admin Edit:Send at next poster
Admin Edit: Throw Admin at ars68
Admin Edit: Create clear adamantium bubble around me and insert carbonmonoxide to oxygen converter
Admin Edit: Bolt bubble down with 10 mile nails made from adamantium.
Admin Edit: Add jets and floor incase of emergency
Admin Edit: Disable Charlamagnes Moderator Edit powers

*Steals peanut butter jar, makes many peanut butter & honey sammiches...also covers Monkey's bubble with peanut butter, making the clearness of the bubble useless.  Uses Monkey's tidal wave to clean out the ajr, so it may be recycled.  Recycling guy thanks me by offering to beat up next poster.  I accept*

Admin edit: Install wipers on bubble and place activation button on the inside of bubble, in the ground.
*activates wipers*
there, now I can see again. And just to make things interesting....
Admin Edit: Create three tornados, a freak lightning storm, and a herd of flying pigs
Admin Edit: turn recycling guy into a poodle with really poofy hair

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...!!! ... Wait a sec ...

*Buys a bulletproof convertable and takes the scenic route back to not-hell-but-still-pretty-bad-ville.*
*Throws buffalo chips at RogueShadowAssassin*

(Edit: Needed to close le tag)

Admin Edit: Create big bowl of popped popcorn in bubble

*Starts to eat popcorn while watching fighting*

*starts the battle just out of view of Monkey, thwarting his evil plan...of...watching people?*

anyway...

*throws football at crotch of next poster*

Admin Edit: Redirect football at sender
Admin Edit: Install tv in bubble and indestructable floating cam with 1000x zoom outside bubble to follow the battle, and link them together.

There, now I can watch whever it goes, whahahahahahaha!

*Sends secret ninja-robots (:ninja: *kzzc* Hei! *kzzc*) to pwn the everloving "not good" out of the next (non-Luffy) poster.*

*claps* Very nice

*waits  :nunu: for the ninja robots   :nervous1:..... and waits and waits and ..... here they comeeeeee !!
* sends an army of high stealth mecanics to desotry the ninja robots  :bash:
* turns the  :ninja:-robots into very powerful and stealthfull :borg: serving me ONLY ME !
*Encript order to attack the next poster ( sscccazzzzcc incoming transmision , New objective aquired .  :death: :death: :death: Target : next poster )
* sends the new  :borg: with the skill of  :ninja: to  :bruce:  :pistols: :gun_bandana: :rifle: :death: and  :Flush: the next poster.

*Presses the self-destruct button blowing up the ninja-robot-cyborg-clowns in the next poster's face.*

*finds myself in antarctica somehow...*
(and so with giant explosions coming from everywhere, only one thing may be said...)

HEAT!!!!

*gathers whole family around the explosions to get the chill out of everything*
and now
*watches giant penguin armada of warships go after sender of the bombs for messing up their eco-system (how else they keep their ice cream cold?)*

*Continues to watch as the penguin army begins to moves, and tells them to make a pit stop next to me*

Admin Edit: Give ever penguin two flipper holdable roacket launchers that never run out of rockets because the magically reappear in the chamber
Admin Edit: Give them a teleportation device that sends them back to antarctica instead of dying
Admin Edit: Send eco-Driods to restore balance to thier ecosystem without them knowing.

*To avoid being destroyed by penguins, I beat hasty strategic retreat to the deepest depths of the Abyss, where my unending hordes of midget demons shall protect me...i hope, i hope, i hope...*

*Tricks the midgets into thinking they had flipper-holdable rocket launchers but the penguins took them. Then all the midgets leave to do ultimate battle with all the penguines in ginormous war. Thus leaving both RogueShadowAssassin and ars68 vulnerable.*

*Uses his old artillery cannons to launch giant 2-ton waterballons at the next poster.*

 :crybaby: my demon midgets... :2:
*Calls in Clan Wolf to destroy the water balloon launching artillery cannons*
If you have ever played MechWarrior or read any of the books, you know what I mean...

Oh no! My artillery cannons from all the way back to Reply #72! I am ever incomplete without you, my life is a -- Ooo candy!

*Runs into the candy store and buys bags full of candy. Then, after chowing down of course, attacks with the super death cavity attack of tooth-pain!*

*avoids sympathy attack by chronos, instead laying a guilt trip on next poster*

Who is this upstart, thinking he commands Clan Wolf? Fool...
*Sends the Black Widow Company to exact revenge upon RogueShadowAssassin*
But, I must agree, I greatly dislike artillery...

*throws random wooden sp00ns*

quote- from me "HA I am the ruler of the galaxy the Sp00n GOD and i will ranvage you with my wooden Sp00ns of death!!"

*forgets the star im next to has extreamly high gravity as a wooden sp00n quickly spins around it and wackes me in the back of the head"

*thud...*


 (note dont ask why the hell this fourm blockes that word.. if you normaly type it...

... Spoons ...

It actually blocks p00n, as in "thingy", sp00n (a.k.a "spoon") is just a byproduct. Don't know why block "thingy" though. That is such a load of "not good". ^_^

Anyways,

*He laughs so hard at LammaLord's misfortunate sp00ns that he spills his root beer on his mothership's controls. Thus rocketing him into an uncharted galaxy.*

... Oops?

*wakes up feals the massive bump on the back of his head and sees a sp00n laying on the ground*

"Dam you sp00ns!!!" *stands up*

"ill get back at you reamber me!!" *forget that the gravity of the Star dosn't randomly dissapear as the sp00ns come around for another criut around the star*

*Thud*

*suddenly wakes up after having dozed off in the middle of the battle*  What the...

*watches Lamma go down under the sp00ns*

*throws a monkey wrench at next poster while retreating*

*wakes up again reambering the sp00ns this time ducking so that they miss me*

"ha! you missied me!! i got to get out of here before they come back"

*sees some sort of bright object comeing strait at me*

"is that a..."

*thud*

*Sends in an assassin droid by the name of HK-47 to destroy the monkey wrench and sp00ns*

"ouch, oh.. not again... wait there gone?"

*sees the left over heap of an assassin droid that desoyed the sp00ns and monkey wrench*

"what a nice thing just floating around.. humm probaly ran out of gas, at least somone in this galaxy is nice enought to help someone out wow it IS going pretty fast, thats some gravity this star has, good thing that it dosnt look like its heading anywere near me"

*once again forgets one of the main laws about gravity, the as the droid quickly spins around the star*

*thud*

*shoots off 1 million large balls of destruction at the remains of the robot, saving lammalord from droid remains, but putting next ten posters including lammalord from many several...*
*keeps on going not realizing in the way of his own projectiles*
*thud*
*thud**thud*
  *thud*      *thud*
*thud*             *thud**thud*            *thud*

*thud*            *thud*          *thud*
        *thud* *thud*         *thud*         *thud*
*thud*     *thud**thud**thud*          *thud**thud*
      *thud*                        *thud*

*lies on the ground with many, many headaches*

*gets up... again*

"ohhh what the?? Flys? eak not agai..."

*thud*     

*He finaly get's his hyperdrive working again and arrives back again.*

Wait, people are actually getting pwned more when I'm gone?
My methods must not be very effective... Oh well.

Wait, is that...?

*Gets pummled repeatedly by large balls of destruction.*

Ow...

*Presses Da Button Jr., thus releasing a volley of 800 goo bombs to engulf everybody aforementioned.*

Muwahahahaha... Wait, are those things comming back?!? Run!!!

*Gets pummled repeatedly by large balls of destruction, again.*

*Suddenly, Chuck Norris descends from the heavens and kicks Chronos straight in the crotch*

BOOM, you got p00ned Chronos!

*is suddenly jumped by the Jackie Chan*  Ahh no....!!!

Ooph... ... ... the pain ... ... ow ... ... ... My life is a never ending fountain of pain and misery topped only by the agony in which I am currently drowning in ... ... ow ... again ... ... ... ...

Wait, what happend to my goo bombs?

*notices Godzilla chowng down on the goo bombs while trying to get Jackie Chan off his back*

Dammit, I need HELP!

*watches as Shaquille O'Neal knocks out Jackie Chan, and then goes after Chronos*

Watch your back, Chronos!

Eep!

*Takes a kick to the face.*

Oh noes! Oh wait...

*Presses the distraction button on his Utility Belt O' Kaos®, thus summoning the guy from that caramel-carmel comercial.*

*Then tries to flee but ends up running face first into the next poster.*

Ow...

*wack*

Jeez man watch where you are going!

*continues to be chased by the Blue Meanie*

*wakes up again to finally find the cost clear*

"ouch so many bumps on my head.. ohhh and thouse sp00ns, and more sp00ns, and more sp00ns, and that monkey wrentch, oh and them balls of decution, so not cool at all"

*goes into mothership, after all them bumps on the head lost half of my brain cells, and evediendly forgot to "duck" when going into the flight room to start up engine again*

*thud*

*Teleports lammalord into an alternate universe where there is nothing to injure him any more*
*Then flees to the nadir jump point of the planet and flees to hyperspace*

*pops out form nowerea stops ilKhan Ulric Kerensky in hyperspace *avatar* with the reason : we are reconstructing this hyperspace window , please follow route 11263 to the nearest Hyperspace window.

*ilKhan Ulric Kerensky follows orders and drops into a booby trap , he sudenly finds himself surrounded by fat wemans wich have been teleported to his mothership.

*sees the next poster on the "broken hyperspace window" and send it to follow ilKhan Ulric Kerensky. Good luck with the wemen guys  hi :))

"what were am i? im soo lost.. theres nothing to hit me? yay! now ok this is boring.. what do i do know... ahhh a spek or dirt!!!"

*thud*

"well that wasnt so bad... ahh a bigger one"

*Thud*

"humm still not that bad.. were am i? Ahh what the a gient one!!!"

*THUUUD CRUSH POOF BANG SMASH*

"it ran me over!! noooo i been teleported to the galaxy if dust..!! wait, im allerigice to.." *AAA CHOO*

*AAA CHOO*   *AAA CHOO*   

*AAA CHOO*                               *AAA CHOO*
                         *AHH CHOO*

                  *AAA CHOO*

(note to next poster: follow monkeys directings.. for i dont count as a next poster.. im somewere else.. yay)

Hmm...a hyperspace route under construction? Never thought I would see that...Fine then...
*Teleports all the women off my mothership and travels the long way to the nearest working nadir jump point*
*Gives lammalord medicine so he is not allergic to dust*
*Activates Full Lockdown on mothership*
Ha! Now I have just locked myself my mothership! Wait...Is that a good thing?

*Straps a hundred Zeeky Buggy Dude bombs to ilkhan Ulric Kerensky's mothership.*

*Then he puts his hyperdrive into overdrive and get's as far away from him as physically possible.*

*Then he goes a little farther and get's trapped in a hole in space and time that teleports him all the way back to the 21st Century where he finds the Zeeky Buggy Dude bombs which he previously strapped to ilkhan's mothership which happened in the future which he went back to through the hole in space and time to the future that already happened and gives the Zeeky Buggy Dude bombs to Chronos in the past which was, at that point, in the future but already happened in the past that was, at certain time, the future. Then he watches as Past-Chronos straps the Zeeky Buggy Dude bombs to ilkhan's mothership and then as he goes throught the hole in space and time in the past, but which, at one point, was the future but already happened in the past, which used to be the future... or the future of the past... the future-past... the fupasture...*

*Then he goes as far as physically possible but no further. This time, anyways...*

*pops out of the past of the fupasture to warn chronos Zeeky Buggy Dude bombs were acctually timespacecontinuum bombs, and that they make the fupasture collapse on the future past and present, creating the prespasturent, whre Valefore arrives from. Looks around.."
OMG! REAL matter...  my god, the misery!!!! this stuff hasnt been seen... whatever we mesaure "time" with now... OH NO! Large balls of destruction *thud* OW. OH NO! Shaq! HAVE MERCY.

*sends out 100000 decoys to attack the next 3 posters and shaq, in hopes of getting away. the decoys are set to self destruct when the get close to a ship, because they are disguised to look like a convoy of naked dancing women lost in space.*

Nooo! Not the Presbyteri... Prespasturent! Oooph... not... Chuck Norris... again... ...niaga ...sirroN kcuhC ...ton ...phooO !tenrutsapserP ...iretybserP eht toN !oooN Nooo! Not the Presbyteri... Prespasturent! Oooph... will... the pain... never... end...

*seals self in an indestructible protective bubble and using his ancient knowledge of ecky thump fires a large mass of unstable energy at next poster*

*Using Knowledge long forgotton to ancient races, I make the unstable energy into a giant bug bomb*
*Unfortunately, the process destroys the person who first created the unstable energy*
Hmm...dead either way...

*After recovering from that series of unfortunate, umm, place kickings that only happened once but over and over again.*

*Takes Presfupasturentmorrow-Chuck Norris and throws him at the bug bomb which he rebounds off of and hits the next poster in the face.*

He make me angry! You no like me when I angry!... Oh wait, maybe you do.

"Well this galaxy of dust is really boring now... hay whats that thing couming out of the dust cloud!!! its a portal!!! let me out of here!!!

what?!?!? Chuck Norris OMG we can be butt budies in this boring galxay forever!!!, what ya uhha, ok you dont want to talk about it... fine then this is my part of the dust, you can GO to the other side to pout"...

(few minunets later)

"ya ya i know chuck, it dose feal kind of funny having your body tear into millions of peaces thrown though a portal than rearanged..., WHAT CHUCK!!! is that your problem it rearanged you wornge what part?"

*Chuck points to his Crouch* ...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*Gets kicked in face*

*Thud*

*laughs at llama. Then gets knocked over by flying meatballs...*
WTF! Flying meatballs? I mean HONESTLY, WHO THROWS A MEATBALL!!!. Oh well.. FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

*Throws gigantic spaghetti noodles at the next poster*

*hit by noodles while trying to prepare sauce*

OOF!

*sauce goes hurdling in direction of next poster*

*makes deal with devil that i get yet another life and immunity from bug bombs in exchange for the next posters soul and dodges the sauce*

Good thing I do not have a soul...
*Throws a small Sauce Generator into the fighting.*

"Ok, this is just getting stupidly out of hand, it's rewind time!"

Admin Edit: Create a time controlling remote that has only a rewind and stop button

*Presses rewind and waits until we get all the way back to the very beginning of the battle, when everyone was just sitting there wondering what to do and presses stop.*

Admin Edit: add play button
Admin Edit: Disable all special abilities, and hand everyone long, thick, wooden stick to fight with.
Admin Edit: Make this a gaint suspended platou
Admin Edit: Make me the referee who is a unable to be hit, touched or anything else.

*presses play* "Ok, let the match begin. You lose by getting knocked off the edge. oh!"

Admin Edit: remove everything else from the world except the gas and the core, and our people+platou. Also, make Admin Editor usable to only me, so no one can cheat, and make it automatcally return to me.

"There, now all the loose ends are tied up. Have fun trying to kill each other with your wooden sticks!"

((OOC))You can NOT escape this battle any other way but dying, which if you do, you become like me, watching, but unable to interfer or be hit. So none of that god-modding stuff (no dodging every attack and knocking everyone of with one hit, ect. Anyone who does this will lose their weapon and be unable to get another one.) So play fair and have fun. Or else!((OOC))

*Catches his wooden stick and tries for 10 minutes to smack luffy with it, being unsuccessful lunges and swings at chronos head, while preparing to defend any attacks at hiself.*
Man i wish i was cool and use my "uber admin" powers to completely change the whole thread and make myself the lil diety of the forum, saying "oooo look at mmeeee im god, no one can touch me, now hit eachother with these sticks, looking like monkeys. ahahaha. ha. ahaaa...."

Hmm...wooden sticks, you say? Well, now, this should be interesting...En guarde!
*looks for a target*
*smacks valefore off the platou because his back was turned*

"See, I kinda stole the admin editor from admin when he wasn't looking, lol. I only have a moderator editor normally, which doesn't do much, so I swiped this one :D I also disabled Charlemagne's moderator editor way back, that way he can't change anything. But yes, it is fun watching you guys attack each other with wooden sticks. And ilKhan Ulric Kerensky , you just lost your stick. I specifically said no god-modding, and one hit wins are god-mods, especially since he was in a defensive stance ready to block. You lose your stick and the ability to grap the others."

Admin Edit: Take away ilKhan Ulric Kerensky's stick and code all other sticks to be un grippable for him

"Now you must survive by avoiding getting hit, which will be hard. I award Valefore the hit on Chronos's head, which has got to hurt (Chronos is still in the fight though, just knocked a little senseless.)"

Ow... hurt... pain...

Hoo-waa!
*Takes a swing at Valefore's side*

*takes the hit to the side, seeing as he already used his block*
"you sonuva gunnnn.. that effing stings yo!"
*the hit to his side knocks valefore to his knees, and while hes down takes a low arcing shot aimed at the back of chrono's knees.*
Take that yo. :)

"welp good thing im in the Galaxy of dust with my best friend Chuck Noris!"

*gets yet another kick to the face*

"my nose! you broke it in 10 spots my butiful nose how dare you!!!"

*pulls out a fairly large knife and stabs Chuck, slips fall on a peice of dust and stabs self to*

"oaf ouch my spleen!!! look what you made me do!"

Lamma, that stuff ended, I started it over giving everyone ony sticks. Since I rewound time, Chuck is gone and you are back at the start, so take your stick and fight like a man!

*note to Admin.. you changed one galaxy i was in another galaxy on another plain of the universe... dont worry me being in the galaxy of dust with a bleeding chuck norris shouldnt be all that bad... ill take care of myself.. hum im getting hungey*

I'm not an admin, and no, I rewinded time, I  made changes to the galaxy AFTER that point. Time is everywhere, rewinding it affects EVERYTHING. Like it or not, you're in this fight. Deal with it.

oooooo showed you :D.

*takes the hit to the side, seeing as he already used his block*
"you sonuva gunnnn.. that effing stings yo!"
*the hit to his side knocks valefore to his knees, and while hes down takes a low arcing shot aimed at the back of chrono's knees.*
Take that yo.  :)

(this is a repost of what i posted before that lil arguement, so we can get back on track.)

Ow!

*Falls over landing on Valefore, stick-first*

*falls out of the sky.. somewhat late.. humm whats up with that apperntly it took a little longer to get to come though time to another part of a different galaxy...*

*See's a lopsided wooden stick on the ground and notices people randomly beating each other with them*

"Ahh common why do i have to get the weriod one?!?"

*looking around seeing that everyone else has lightweight perfetly strait stick*

"this thing is a log can barly nevermind i got it, Runs towrds something that was moving..."

*hits ilKhan Ulric Kerensky over the head with his trusty and faithful stick*

*picks up his stick, goes to find a rock to make fire*

"My fire stick will so rule your regular stick!"

Uh-oh, Lamma saw me go over to the rock pile.  I feel somewhat pulpy now.  In retaliation, I shoot sparks at Lamma's feet.

Admin edit: flatten platou and make edges flat, as well as the cliff flat too, but add some cactus at the bottom, very sharp needled cactus.
Admin Edit: Remove all rocks and other fire making objects from the platou and under it in the dirt, leaving nothing but ground.

*After recovering from that blow to the back of the knees Mr. Disapeery did.*

*Starts digging a trench in the ground with his hands and stick.*

*Runs at Chronos swinging his stick around wildy...*
Ahahaha got ya now!!!!!! OOOOOF!
*Falls in the trench and breaks his ankle, but manages to land on chronos, snapping his stick in half.*

*fashions stick into spear using teeth and spears ilkhan uric kerensky through the left foot*

Ergh....
Admin Edit: Time rewind of two posts.
Admin edit: Make sticks unbreakable and uneditiable (meaning no changing their shape)

Bastard  :))

*Runs swinging his stick wildly at Chronos, and trips in the hole, bringing his stick right down on Chronos head, knocking both unconcious for a few minutes.* L:)

*Regains conciousness.*

Ugh, my head... Wait, what's... Ack!

*Kicks still-unconcious Valefore off him and then scrambles out of the trench.*

Ergh...

*Starts filling in the trench, thus burying Valefore up to his neck in heavy and, uhh, compacted ground.*

Wow...being forced to fight with sticks that can't be changed in any way, shape, of form...this sucks. That'll teach me to leave for an extended period of time...
*Laughs at chronos for getting buried. Then sits back and watches the primitive (yet strangely entertaining) way of fighting, prepared to destroy all attackers...*

... I'm buried?

*Swings his stick full force at RogueShadowAssassin's head from his not buried position.*

*Laughs at how dumb Rogue just made himself look... and then notices hes still buried upto his neck inHeavy and Compacted dirt... *

d**n. Foiled again...... Or am I?

*Closes his eyes as tight as he possibly can and starts to think very hard about little care bears coming to the rescuse and unburying him.... **Pooff** hundreds of little carebears come skipping along and start to unbury away.*

Holy hell, that acctually worked........ hahahaha.

*Gets up, drop kicks each bear singly off the plateau and faces Chronos.*

En Guarde!

*after recovering from sparks that for some odd reason randomly dissiapeared with all the rock, picks up the lopsided stick again and starts runnning toword another moving opject, the out of what sceems like nowere trips on nothing as my stick goes flying 10 feet in frount of me*

"man this hasnt been my lucky day at all! first the... (goes over all the terrible things that has happened to me in the last 24 hours, inculding how many times i got knocked out), lets see 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8 8 times!"

*gets up and runs towards my stick to pick it up, starts running at yet another moving opject again*

Valefore, you're still buried, as I made it so you can't do any of that stuff. Get someone to unbury you if you must, or start using your mouth to dig.

You always rain on my parade! lol.

*Starts chewing away at the dirt until it is not nearly as heavy or compacted,  and finally gets out, after getting out he runs after Chronos yelling *
Get back here you wimp!!

Eeeep!

*Throws his stick at Valefore and runs away like little baby girl.*

*Is skipping along after Chronos when he suddenly trips over Chronos stick.*
Ooff. You douche...
*when Valefore falls he manages to fling his stick forward, taking out Chronos's feet.*

*Still running*

*Falls over right in the path of LammaLord.*

*Wack smash AHHHHHH Crumple THUD*

*as i violently fall over Chronos, and my lopsided stick falls on the center of his back*

"AHHHH my leg what happned?!?"

*turns around to see a daized Chronos laying on the ground behind me*

"oppise?"

*runs crazily at the crumpled heap of lamma and chronos and give the one thats ontop a big hit to the back*

"My Spleen!!!, oh wait a min?!?"
 "My Back!!!"

*freezes time and creates a monkey rocket launcher,the resumes time,aims at charlemagne and says,osta la vista baby!

Oooph...

A monkey rocket launcher? That's a new one.

*Gets up and shmacks lonewolv100 upside the head with his stick full-force after Luffy preemptively took away his monkey launcher in his next post.*

*gets his giant rock and carves it into a new M.R.L(monkey rocket launcher)then aims it at monkey luffy and preses suck,then launches Moneky at Chronos

LONEWOLV!!!! Yuo can't do that! You have no powers, and no weapons other then your stick!!!!! and there are NO rocks in this place, I deleted them all, read pages 11-the current one please! and FYI, I'm not in the fight, I'm the referee and I made myself untouchable and all that. I award Chronos double damage on his hit on lonewolv100, which now knocks lonewolv100 out. I also upgrade chronos's stick to gold, which gives him a stronger attack, but a slower swing speed.

*Walks over to other K.O. ed players and grabs  blade of grass and stupidly thinks its a dagger because chronos did brain damage*

*Raises his new shiny stick up in the air.*

Yaaaaaaaaaaay-ooph

*Falls over backwards from his new shiny but evidentally heavier stick.*

*throws graas at Luffy because he beat him up.then runs off out of extreme fear.*

*gets up with gient bruise on my back sees a shiny stick as Chonos falls over*

"MINE!!!!"

*grapping my lopsided stick runs twords Chonos then trips over him due to the gold stick being so shiny i was temperaly blinded and once again drops my stick... on Chonos head*

"oh man not this again!!"

*runes over grabs the stick and hides behind the huge mass fo fsalen people over chronos*

~Monkey then looks to see if hes there somewhere~

 *i then come after charlemagne and stick the stick in her eye!*

 ~ moneky then looks on his security cams and sses.. :pokey:~

*Pushes Lammalord off of him, grabs Lammalords stick, and runs over and tackles lonewolv100, hitting him repeatedly with Lammalords stick.*

Gimme my stick!

*begins training for ultra-fast stick-swinging speed, using the combined powers of ki and chakra...looking to find shinstickdo, or true way of the stick*

*uses the gold stick i have and whoops charonos,after all i stole it.*

*tackles lonewolv on his escape, making sure to grap the stick then runs back to were chonos is, hits him again takes my stick back and shoves Chonos stick up his pants*

"ha ha looks like chonos has a golden BOOM STICK"

*walks off with my lopsided stick fealing very traumphant*

Erghk... Ow

*Take his stick out of his pants and limps over to the other side of the circle.*

*Sneaks up to a shed at lammas home and sses a platinum stick!takes it and beATS CHRONOS strait into the skuy,then takes the stick to a llama and rides it off to a unkown place where he can hide his trillion dollar stick*

there is no shed lonewolv, Monkey already said its a platue that there is nothing on except ppl and the stick so you cant do that


*Chases down Lonewolv again, finds his stick and throws it off the edege then goes off take the llama loads everything in the shed, inlucding the shed and runs it off the edged*

"take that you dam cheater!!!!"

*grabs a normal stick and finds chrnos,tjhen pokes him in the eyeball after a really strange memroy of impossibly knocking him near an edge....*

"No one hit kills!!! you have to read the other post to, you have to reamber that chonos is nowere near an edge!!!"

*Request for the judge to overlook Lonewolv's actions*

ok i just read ALL other posts,ill edit my last one...

*fealing sorry for Chornos goes over to him and offers a hug*

"Ahh what the hell!!"

*Gives Chornos a big hug*

*breaks his stick ito 2 peices and runs up to lamma and cronos,then stabs cronos into lamma and lamma into cronos,unfortunately this did nto ko them becaus ethey are twigs but it was funny!*

Thank you LammaLord.

*Reminds lonewolv100 that the sticks are indestructable (or unbreakable, whichever comes first), and then gives him a big thwap right to the knees with his high-momentum gold stickamajig.*



P.S. It's Chronos, yes, Chronos, please come to the chalkboard and write it a hundred times. Don't make me have you clean the erasers too! ^_^

Well, seems you guys solved the problems as they came up, so thanks, I was away, but I'm back now. Keep fighting!

throws a chair no we will not fight if you wanna fight we will have to fight about it!

*has found stick zen after the...er...1 day of training, and can now swing a stick at twice the speed of a normal human*

*goes off to find someone weak to test out new skills*

*finds Chronos instead*

Oh well...at least I can swing my stick fast!

*swings quickly at Chronos, but finds self lacking in both accuracy and strangth*
*Chronos notices my attempts as assassination*

Oh noes!

... Did I just feel a breeze?

*Does a 180 stickamajig swing.*

Fear the ultimate form of the stickamajig!

Man this thread went to hell while i was gone...

*Grabs up his stick, and quickly bashes lone a few hundred thousand times over the head.*
there we go, that should clear some of that n00biness out...
*Swings his stick wildy at Chronos, starting what looks like a lightsaber type duel with the cool music and all..*
En guarde!

*Parries the blow.*

You are a fool to challenge the knower of the almighty Form of the Stickamajig.

*Swings at Valefore's side.*

*gets up and beats valefore's down with his stick then starts to do al liiyle victory danc eorver his knocked down body befor he get up*

 "haha"

 *gets of valefore and runs over to chronos to learn the art of the stickamajig,then chases him around because he wont tell*

Wow...maybe i misread something, but i thought that this thread was titled "RANDOM OBJECT FIGHT"... last time i checked, being forced to use only sticks is not random...i am truly disapointed...this used to be a fun thing to read...
*throws a stick at the next poster and leaves until things return to normal*

"hay look, oh no not again its the dreaded sp00ns all over again!!!!"

*wack*

*thud*

*starts fighting his stick after receiving a concussionary blow*

*After parrying the blow from Chronos,*
Ha, I see you know Stickamajig, yet, I INVENTED stickamajig!!
*Swings at Chronos again, using the Crouching Tuna Hidden Flyfish technique.*

*Takes a full blow to the face.*

... Ow. You have returned, Old Master. But it is hopeless.

When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

*Does a jump 180 full momentum swing a Valefore.*

*The blow splits his dark master robe in half, revealing a pink tutu!*
Ahhh! Crap... uh... I'm also a master of the Super Evil Pink Tutu Style?!
*After getting back up, having been knocked a little closer to the edge, Valefore swings his stick in a nice twirly round about and whacks Chronos square in the nose.*

*shakes my head to get the slam off of that stick to the face to look up and see up Valefore's pink tutu*

"AHHHHH my EYESS"

*as valefore steps forward to wack chronos on the nose he steps on my face and falls forward into Chronos*

*swings his stick at Chronos' stick*

"I'm winning!"

Apparently, the concussion was worse than we thought...

*Grab time bomb and set it on for 5 seconds onto lammalord and runs away like the wind*AH HAH!

*notices deathslay has a concussion as well, for he thinks time bombs exist...but they don't*

*Then tapes a gernade to charmuska and pulls the ring*    "Run Away!"

"okay who hit deathslay? in the head, or mabey he SHOULD read all the post to find out whats happining..."

*hits deathslay into several days ago, to read the posts of the past*

This is quite funny.

(welp to put placement, Chronos and Valafore were doing a "master at this" battle with me on the ground in the middle of both of them, then i woke up - note all of us real close to an edge)

*after screeming at seeing up valafores tutu, i am temperaly blinded*

"ahh i cant see were am i?!?!?"

*Stands up into Valafores tutu and falls backwards... to the edge... ?with valafore?(depends on what he wants...)*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*Poof*

"hay look at all the people down there am i in hevan?"

Monkey D. Luffy -responds "nope your just the first to lose.. and become a judge"

"..."

yes, you are a judge if you fall down and die. so congrats lammalord.

Hahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahsahegeklag ahahahahaha. ha. :sweat    Breather... hahahahah. See? The pink Tutu style owns.

 :4:

*Does a lil twirly skip back to chronos, dazzling him with his graceful ballerina like moves, batting his eyelashes.*
Come get some big boy  :wow:

*zaps valefore's tutu off, leaving him naked* Now you're exposed to the world. What are you going to do next?

*proper answer gets you a tutu of steel!*

.... you douche bag.

 :confused:

Uh... its cold out. I promise.

*Runs away screaming.*

wrong answer! the correct answer was "I'm going to escalator land!" For this, I'll give you a paper bag.

Makes paper bag appear* there you go.

"oh oh monkey can i got to escalator land!!! i want a really cool car!!"

*Fashions the paperbag into a huge paperairplane and runs and dives off the cliff with it...*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Starts to pull up and is flying high over the platueu*
Hahahaha now I win. Uh... crap.. what was that?
*Looks down to see the paperairplane splitting down the middle.*
Wuhoh.

Sure lamma, go ahead and go to escalator land. And I must laugh at you valefore.

*getting hungry, since no food exists, starts gnawing on his stick*

To no avail!  The stick won't even leave splinters in my mouth!

"WAAAAHHHH!  I'm hunGRRYYYYY!!!"

*starts to gnaw at the ground*

ok.

*makes tons of food appear* you may eat.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBOOOOMMM
*Valefore plows straight into the pile of food.... making it all explode all over, flinging it over the edges.*
Oops.... Oh crap!
*I hit the ground so hard I made a hole, and I was using my cartoony powers to magically float a few seconds before noticing I was standing on air*
Aww crap.
*Falls off and dies..*
*IS now a judge.*

*sees squished grapes*

No juice left!  "Gah!"

*sees broken crackers* "Noo!"

*sees juice running on the ground* "So thirsty..."

*sees crushed cakes* "The horror"

All that's left are jawbreakers and gum...better than nothing.

*swallows massive quantities of jawbreakers and gum* "Ugh....I feel sick"

*brings all the food back and makes it so it can't be squished or fly off the edge* there.

...i see a massive food fight coming...time to hide!
*hides behind Monkey D. Luffy once the food starts flying*

I'm invincible and transparent, ghost like. That food will just fly through me. and here is your stick, feel free to use it to fight, as it...and the food, is all you get. *makes stick appear in Ramagar's hands*

A stick?!?! thats all i get?! well, i've worked under worse conditions...
*Using the stick, hits a grape at the next poster*

yes, I advise you read back a couple pages so you know exactly what is going on.

i already have read through the past pages...and a grape just went through you...
*laughs at the person who gets hit the grape*

eh, I've had people fall through me, no big deal.

Oh boy, real food, uncrushed and all that!

*starts a sinister plan to starve everyone else to death by eating all of the food*

"Ughhhh....so...mmm...cake...."

This is going to be hard.

"Ooohhh...what a tasty-looking ghost!"

*Tries to eat Monkey*

No luck!

*gets confused, and gets an ice-cream headache*

I seem to be quite capable of defeating myself >.<

*gets back from escaltor land with well nothing*

"can you beleive it 200trillion credits for that brand new escate 200405 with all new jet back and hydrogen cells... DAM!!!"

*sits on ground in distrest and looks at all the food on the ground*

"uhh monkey what did i miss? and wait im hunger too dosent mean beacuse im transpart i can eat!"

*5 minunts later gets a full on turkey dinner, and watches charmuska once again get another brain freeze*

"too bad he dosnt know that all that he eats just reappears again, its basic hunger problems solved in the year 20301..."

*scoots closer to Monkey*

*Flys around in circles, around Chronos, until he gets dizzy.*
Man being a judge is boring.

*brain is far too frozen by this point to realize the ice cream and popsicles he's been eating have been reappearing right where he picked them up from*

"And I can end any sentence a proposition with!  If I want to."

That is a grammar rule, in the words of Churchill, "up with which I will not put."

*looks around angrily, so all know to be wary of correcting Charmuska's grammar*

*Creates a horde of Tinyman and sends them to next poster.
* uses admin powers to clear next posters creds to 250.000cr .
* opens a bottle of coke and waits the result.

"hehe sorry to say but admin you have to read the last post Monkey took away your admin powers made them his own made sure noone could take them put everyone on a platue and had them fight with only sticks, that couldnt be stolen or broken or changed in any way... then people started to get hungey so he placed an umlimited supply of food on the platue, Man I love being a judge!!!"

*reaches for the gravy on the judge's table to add to his turky dinner*

... I wonder if Admin has a backup adminimizationer.

*uses his stick to bat away food, hits 7 indestructable watermelons at high speed at the next 7 posters

whoosh! "wow that was odd whats up with the watermelon going threw me?"

"um useing my judge ablitys to say i dont think indusctable is good, then and again that was a flaw in monkey's directions ill have to take this up with the boss"

*scoots closer to monkey and graps some sweet corn*

*throws up all over due to food poisoning and too much sugar*

"uuuuughhhhhhh....sorry about that everyone..."

*gets a sugar high and hits everyone in the head, luckily needing to share these attack out evenly they aren't very strong, and also launches another high speed indestructible watermelon at Charmuska*

well....ummm, ok

Admin Edit: Food variable is destructable when hitting player variable, excluding variables luffy, lammalord, and Valefore. In the event of contact with luffy, lammalord, or valefore, food variable is to become intangible until contact with said objects is no more.

*throws up again, as watermelon sails harmlessly through the area where my head was, before I doubled over*

"Ughhh....ooo...ice cream....ughhh..." *munch munch munch*

"Owww....."

Admin Edit: Prevent sickness and throwing up.

"Wow, I feel better all of a sudden!"

*eats ice cream at an even faster rate, due to not becoming sick*

mmm....

takes toxic waste and turns into icecream maker and gives free icecream to next poster.

*throws icecream back in the face of ricu and then throws an abnormally large coconut at high speed at ricu, the sits down and starts eating an apple*

*pushes your apple down your throught untill choke and die  :wow: j/k ...  :sweat .. untill you call the help of the next psoter

*becomes temporarily schitzophrenic (only for a few second) and calls to self for help and pulls apple out leaving a nasty aftertaste and throws the half eaten apple off the edge, throws a kiwi fruit coated with cyanide at ricu*

*goes into an epileptic seizure and foams on the next poster with fairy foam of doom*

*dodges the foam and hits tinkerbell over the head with his stick*

*happily continues on, making ice-cream shishkabobs*

Mmmm....fried ice cream...

...it's been done before.  I swear.

*next poster's mother comes after me for swearing*

"Ow!  Not the rolling pin!  Ow!  I wasn't doing THAT kind of swear!  OW!"

*now holds a grudge at next poster...payback will be sweet...*

*laugh at his own stupidity and throws bugboy in a blender*

*gets out of blender as tinkerbell doesn't turn it on and throws tinkerbell in the bleder and puts the lid on top so he can't get out*

Hey, i'd fit, im just a kittie.

*Remaning pieces of my bones shoot out of the blender an stab bugboy*

*luckily its only one bone that hit me and it hit me in the foot. picks a wishbone out of foot, how did that get there? knocks blender off cliff andstarts drinking coconut milk* 

*Locks Ricu in safe and hands hey to next poster*

*grabs key and shoves zephyrblade in the safe and double locks it before destroying the one and only key*

Oh! A locked safe that has no key! how fun!
*Brings out lockpicks and starts to pick the lock*

HELP! hi
*Sharpens sword for bugboy*
*stes up automatic megaweapon trap on anyone who doesn't join me which fires whenver they even breathe or move at all*  :))

*sets up a blade bluntening forcefield (a force field that repels attacks and blunts all blades) and destroys all of ramagars lockpicks and sets up a sentry turret infront of the safe*

Bah! traps...minor deterents...and i need a new set of lock picks...good think i carry around extras!
*starts disabling the traps*

*gets scared, as he only has a stick*

I feel doomed  0o

*makes the traps unable to be disabled and destroys all lockpicks and backups in the universe tthen gives charmuska all the weapons he needs as lomg as he stays on my team*

........What happened to you only have sticks and nothing else exists?

*snaps stick*
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER PRIVATE!
*''disposes'' f bugboys weapons and replaces them with BETTER any wepaons (one of a kind nothing better than them) as long as charmuska stays on my team.*
oh I almost forgot!
*puts security stuff on 'em*  :))

grrrrr
*destroys security then destroys them then gives him the best weapons in the universe in exchange for his loyalty, then makes safe airtight and leaves only 5 minutes of hair, then electrifies the ground surrounding the safe and sets up nuclear weapon booby trap that activates when the door of the safe opens*

FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE THEN A STICK! THAT IS IT, NO SECURITY STUFF, NO SAFES, NO LOCK PICKS, NOTHING! (well, you have clothes on your person) Keep breaking the rules and you'll all suffer my wrath, as I have the Admin power in this fight (refer to many earlier posts for details) The old object fight got out of hand, so we established rules, basically, you are on a platue cliff with nothing around you for miles, and you each have a stick, and to win you must knock you're opponents off the edge, and there are no one hit wonders or kills, none of that stuff. Oh, and no god mods either, only I can do that.

Admin Edit: Reset everything to moments before the rules were broken

Now, try again, this time the right way (please note attacking me is a waste of effort, for I am a like a ghost, basically, you and your weapons pass through me without harming me).

*reads last post, pokes self in balls, and falls off platue*

I decided to start this because they are so hilarious at times.  For those of you who don't know what a random object fight is, I will show you an example:

 1st poster: Noobie says:  *throws a cream pie in the face of the next poster*
2nd poster: Nooblet says: *ducks under the cream pie and hits Noobie in the head with a shovel*
3rd poster: Noobie says: *grabs shovel, throws it away, and punches the next poster in the gut*

Please, PLEASE, if you are going to participate, don't take these seriously.  I'd hate to see the thread get ruined by someone who takes to literally.  It's all in good fun.  :1:

So then, to get the ball rolling, I will start.

*grabs a bazooka and launches a rocket at the next poster*

this was from the creater charlemagne it is meant to be like this no platue and sticks, random is the main word, this is not random, i suggest you start a new thread about the sticks and platue

*Eats the rocket and craps an explosion back at bugboy*

that was an example it wasn't written by me

Err my kittie shall kill!

*lunges at monkey snaging the time remote that he still has and starts to push bottens makeing the platue that everyone is standing on deteriorate and disappear*

"whoops?"

switch on my solar powered hover boots and release my army of invincible smilees on next three posters mwuhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :smoke: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :stupid: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :cheers: kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :spider2: :drink: :drink: :butcher: :butcher: :butcher: :butcher: :weight_lift2: :weight_lift2: :weight_lift2: :weight_lift2: :weight_lift2: :ranting2: :ranting2: :ranting2: :ranting2: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :pistols: :pistols: :smoke: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :shuriken: :werule: :werule: :werule: :werule: :werule: :werule: :werule: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: kboom kboom kboom :rip2: :rip2: :rip2:

Woa.

*The massive overload of smilies causes Necro's brain to explode rocketing grey matter at the next poster.*

(Isn't there a "No Smilie Spam" rule? I know there was one in the senseless thread.)

*throws 1 gernade at the army of smilies and they all explode making their body parts fly to the next poster hiding it from all the dead bodies so no1 can find it and also use a machine to turn day into night then destroys machine so no1 can use it again 2 turn night into day*

*wipes out army from ship in orbit*

Ahahaha!  Nice job keeping the thread alive, people!

*throws delicious cream pie at next poster's face*

 :D * opens wide*  :D

*unleashes deadly infectious disease on next poster*

*Thwarts the deadly infectious disease by using my Anti-Deadly-Infectious-Disease Cuirass of the Stupenditudian +1*

*Then procedes to throw the 100 pound piece of armor at the next poster.*

*blasts the piece of armour with his amazing matter convetr v2.0 and turns it into a really big stick and pokes next poster :pokey:

*swollows a bomb and then hugs the next poster intill is blows up*

 kboom :rip2:

*uses a black hole to go back two minutes in time, escape the hug, and push Lupus back to the present when he blows up.
*starts atacking people with a metal chopstick

*comes back to life and starts firing poison darts at everyone*

 * Sneaks up from behind and stabbs the next poster with a sword of lotuses, unleashing a plauge unto the previous posters *   :))

*pulls fire alarm*

*sprays toxic acid with flesh eating micobes all over every poster on this topic*

 *Show’s up late as usual, wearing his anti toxic acid with flesh eating microbes suit and gives the next poster a wedgie*

:pokey:

*Quickly uses a bomb to blow up both myself and the person giving me a wedgie...then is reincarnated as an ant who is biologicaly enhanced to have invincible exoskeletons*   :yawn:

 :surprise: uses a hypodermic needle to inject the ant with bleach then hides behind a bush and trips people walking by. Mwahahaha

*Quickly Sheds the outer Exoskeleton so that the bleach just turn it into a white ant, though loses some of its intelligence*

*stomps on ant using indestructible metal boots*

*Splats on the ground and then from the liquid turn into chaos from sonic adventure battle 2, dissapearing into the sewers before more damage could be dealt*

*Blows up entire planed, thus killing Remfer.*

*Laughs from his mothership at Chronos's destruction of the planet. He sends his zergling swarm at him

*Put's a psi emitter in a torpedo and fires it at thezerg's beloved mothership.*

*Sends backup clone running to the far reaches of the galaxy to get weapons*

*makes an ultamate super weapon and wipes out all posters*

*Quickly gets to a hard line and is quickly sucked out of the matrix before the super weapon is unleased, then goes back in*

*seeing that remfer and he are the only ones left, due to the fact that his super coolness protected him, zerg turns into Mr.Smith and shoots Remfer

*Stops the bullets after dying a bunch of times before and then dives into theZerg and messes with his code, destroying him*

 * :6: had chilli for dinner :6: and farts in the next posters general direction*

*thezerg, being a real person and not some guy in a movie :14: has no code to be messed with. He lightes a match under False MEmory, blowing him up

*Realizing there is no code Remfer loggs out of the matrix and then runs back to zion for protection*

*blows up anti matrix bomb,disabling eveyones abillity to  use it. starts throwing pipe bombs at everyone*

Finds some cool gem that turns zion into a giant robot.  Decides that the robot army should stop enslaving the humans and leaves the game for a bit to go blow some robots brains out.

*still a ghostly figure on the sidelines watching the incredibly wierd action that has become Random Object Fight, and decides to throw totally random objects at seemingly random people, just to add to the chaos*

throws a toaster at thezerg

*pulls out a shot gun, but being too ignorant to learn how to fire it just throws it at the zerg*

*gun actually goes off when it hits zerg and hits the next poster*


 :12:

*Cries at being picked on and brings a gun to school*

*chucks hamster at next poster*

*throws lettuce at monkey, causing the starved hampster to eat him*

*watches lettuce and hamster fly through me*

Ya, see, ghostly mods guys can't be attacked....I'm just here to spice things up

*throws piano at next poster*

*vacuums up monkey while he it in that form* *burns the vacc bag*

Decides to take a break from the game for a while and turns off VR console :coffee1:

 :to_keep_order:

Lupus, I don't change forms, I'm NOT able to be vacuumed *watches sad attempt to vacuum me fail* As I said, i'm just here to chuck stuff at people, using amazing psychic powers, so no need to materialize anything. Get over it, and enjoy the piano that hit you.

*throws sperm whale at next TWO posters (hey, those things are BIG!)*

*catched piano and tosses it back*

 :pistols:

*Turning on VR console, shoots the piano in mid air and uses air bending to fling the sharp pieces at Lupus

*watches parts of piano go through him*

*watches as they both get crushed by sperm whale*

Oops, guess they didn't see that one, lol.

*chucks Elvis Presley at the next poster*

*laughs as the decomposed elvis turns to dust*
*Shoots flaming marshmellows at people*

Grabs some chocolate and graham crackers to makes some smores

*Puts one on a stick and puts lighter fluid in my mouth to torch the next poster*

 :drink: kboom

Using cool space and time bending powers recieved from joining the Forgoten ancients stops the flamethrower in mid torch and then swaps himself around with Lupus


Hey guys, my dad actually got burned by a flaming marshmellow.  A pretty bad burn actually it healed though...sorta ironic   kboom

THAT IS IT!

ITS TIME TO TAKE SOME SERIOUS ACTION!

*throws smilies at all posters who ever decide to post on this forum*

 :) :19: :)) :confused: :D :4: :P :2: B-) :12: :wow: :21: :6: :14: L:) hi 0o :( :sweat :yawn: :wounded1: :naughty: :coffee1: :death: :Flush: :rtfm: :gunsmilie: :sniper: :pistols: :punk: :pokey: :suck_kr: :rip2: :cold: :harhar: :cheers: :surprize!: :drunk: :vertag: :banned: :lol_sign: :11:

blocks with his bigger wall of smilies


 :) :19: :)) :confused: :D :4: :P :2: B-) :12: :atention: :wow: :21: :6: :14: L:) hi 0o :( :sweat :yawn: :wounded1: :confused2: :question: :banned: :rip: :5: :thumbsdown: :rockon: :pokey: :hi: =)) :arrow: :smoke: :pistols: :9: :sniper: :11: :ban: :please: :dots: :8: :gun_bandana: :stupid: :beta: :slap: :idea: :gunsmilie: :glassoff: :rtfm: :/ :rifle: :ninja: :punk: :oops: :nono: :sleep1: :sleep: :wallbash: :schater: :diablo: :lol_sign: :sorry: :icecream: :shy: :shocking: :spam: :puppyeyes: :lock: :sly: :goku: :thumbsup: :crybaby: :lightbulb: :cheers: :dunno: :shifty :roll3: angel_not argue2 :baby: :nunu: :greedy: :bash: :drink: beee beeeer :bye2: :PP :mf_laughbounce2: :surprise: kboom :bodyguard: :dribble: :surprize!: :narutosmile: :borg: :box: :notworthy: :bruce: :whip: :spider2: :butcher: :weight_lift2: :ranting2: :suck_kr: :wine: :hmm: :naughty: :coffee1: :greatsaiyaman: :kamikaze: :kakashi: :clapping: :w00t2: :harhar: :fishing1: :notworking: :cheer: :frusty: :crutch: :Flush: :vegeta: :sick: :read: :no2: :gun2: :helpsmilie: :death: :jerry: :sasuke: :nervous1: :cold: :tomato: :shuriken: :puke: :lustslow: :electricchair: :dead: :ermm: :v: :werule: :out_cold: :dontgetit: :rock: :devil: :narutosleep: :spider1: :vertag: :drunk: :welcome: :to_keep_order: :rip2:

Then hurls his army of fighter smilies back at lupus

 :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2:

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 :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :narutosmile: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: kboom kboom :butcher: :butcher: :butcher: :kakashi: :kakashi: :vegeta: :vegeta: :shuriken: :shuriken: :spider1: :spider1: :narutosleep: :narutosleep: :devil: :devil:


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*uses the ghosts from pacman to kill the smilies, after eating all the power ball dealios first*

quickly turns all the ghosts to blue with special smily over 10 power and then uses the rest of the smilies that arenot dead to eat the ghosts, then all the smilies barf the ghosts back to the zerg

*eats remfer*

Uses smilies to open up lupus's mouth and get Remfer out.  Then all the smilies go like kboom and blow up Lupus

P.S. if you are using mac's then press apple option control 8 (command-alt-control 8) and then watch the exploding smilie it loooks sooooooo cool...its like plasma exploding or something

*Throws 1000 gernades at smilies and gets micheal jackson and kick his ass into the smilies so the smilies wont notice there will be gernades flying in the air towards them*

*uses his mind powers to turn everyone anime*

kool, i'm a piece of paper in a 2-d anime!

*uses his now 2-d self to throw a 2-d blackhole at the zerg for making him 2-d*

*gathers an army of poop throwing moneys and unleashes them on all posters*

 :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato:

*Remfer who is now 2-d, folds himself into a tiny square that is so small it can't be hit*

2-d rocks!

*zerg laughs as he steps into the third dimension in front of remfer as the black hole passes him. He proceeds to beat up remfer while remfer can't see him*

*has no idea what is going on, so sits down on couch and eats one of the monkeys*

oh! i know the problem!

*detonates an "anti-whatever bomb", therefor disabling zerg and remfers abillitey to go into other demensions*

Remfer, who is already a 2-d cannot leave his 2-d world and decides to have a 2-d party,and since lupus made it impossible to travel to the 2-d world laughs at him cause he can't get to the party

*cries because he isn't invited to remfer's 2-d party and pops off into the 7th demension to have his own*

*Remfer looks at the email he sent and realized that the zerg is correct.  Then send another email telling them of a party in the 5th dimension (time party!) and makes sure to invite the Zerg*

*activates another anti whatever bomb*

*this time set for total anihillation of the space-time continueum*

*calapes the univers and all demensions*

*takes a giant penicle and erases himself while the anti-whatever bomb goes off, then draws himself back and throws a one person looting and luxurious living party!*

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) parties rock!

:gun_bandana: :pistols: :gun2: don't go messing with the party!  or u won't be invited next time!

*comes in guns blazing, but realizes lupus's disrespect to physics has altered physics so horribly that every single bullet has gone into different dimensions, randomly coming in and out of walls everywhere, all at once*

curse you evil physic killing people, physics are good for you! I sware, I know it helped at least once now...

in the last...

5000 years...

wow i really messed the universe up this time!

*throws a rock at ars, but it mysteriously dissappears and reappeaers and hits me in the head*

yup, really messed it up.....

*Remfer, who is partying in a completely parallel dimension decides to mess up his dimension cuase some weird things are happening in the ohter dimension and it looks cool*

*starts walking and ends up in the other dimesnion, refmer htiw gniytrap strats eh os*

*sends translation matrix with transmission just in case*

translation of last part: blah 'so he starts partying with remfer' blahblah blah

Blows whistle loudly so it is heard in all galaxies and their dimensions!
Orders original cream pie to be rethrown as "trimental replay" (TM) has shown ars 68 to be off-side per "Random object fight league" R.O.F.L  =)) rule number 2.
Sends in paramedics to unfold Remfer as he is stuck under a beer keg (be careful, mate, If it had been ars's avatar you would have been sorry!).
Issues warning to zerg to leave :cheer: alone!
Your throw ars!  :thumbsup:

*gets stuck in the pie (which is of giant proportions due to a horrible mistake of scale) and gleefully starts eating his way out*

*throws some of the pie at the next person to post*

Remfer, opens his mouth as the Pie shrinks due to the messed up physics.  All of a sudden starts flying upwards while the entire univers becomes coated in gravy.

SHOUTS: Oh no!  Gravity has become Gravy!

* Uses his vast understanding of physics, a full highschool semesters worth of learning, to jump to a parallel demension and return with a talking dog. The sheer improbability turns everyone's minds to jello*

*injects zerg with a molecule that disolves his brain and turns it into an explosive liquid*

starts eating himslef and everyone else in the near area since everyone is floating and covered in gravy

*lights on fire and burns everything in the immediate area*

Burns to a crips and then becomes ash.  Starts going around and collecting more ash to add fire and become a glass creature of amazing power!  Begins to look for Lupus to crush him for turning him into a glass creature and not letting him enjoy the gravy covered people

 :)) Chemistry my dear friend (idk)

glass huh? easy...

*throws a sledge hammer at remfer, shattering him into thousands of little pieces*

*then procedes to melt the glass and make it into bowls and dishes to sell*

*Adds so much salt to the gravy that it becomes extreemely toxic to anyone except for himself.*

Shoots many glass daggers at Lupus from his bowls.  The glass reforms together and then becomes the creature again. (idk)

turns off VR consoul (no one is posting, so why keep the game going?)  leaves a big sign near it saying "Remember to turn on VR consoul or the game doens't really work"

turns on VR consol (no one was posting) decides to throw a bird at Smee, or whoever the bird hits

*lights a monkey on fire and throws it at remfer*

where have u been the past month?

catches the flaming monkey with alt Black Hole and uses the teleporting power to teleport it back in time to hit Lupus from his first post

Muahahahah It's all out war now . . . . .

Uses the Enola Gay (plane that dropped the nuke on Hiroshima, Japan) too drop BB's on your commander's house killing your favorite pet homunculus which then implodes upon itself causing great devestation and pissing off your neighbors who then fly in their motherships to rape you as if you were the skinny computer geek in maximum security for 10 years

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*injects NDW with same molecule that desolved zergs brain*

*stuffs fireworks down the shirt of the next poster*

*Sigh* Too bad they created that molecule from a strand of my DNA . . . . .

Also, For this post, I am not wearing a shirt so the fireworks bounce off my chest and I kicked them into your mouth blowing off your lower jaw.

I then decide to create a time gun. I shoot Smee with this time gun causing his left leg to go back in time, right index finger to go forward in time and his left testicle to freeze in the moment of time that the shot made contact.

Sorry smee, but you are now all jacked up!

THIS WAS SPOSED TO BE A RANDOM OBJECT FIGHT :atention: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom :surprize!: :surprize!: :surprize!: :surprize!: :surprize!: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey: :pokey:

0o

Let's see:

• Quoting a completely meaningless post from over half a year ago.
• Typing in all caps.
• Smilie spamming.
• Bad Grammer

Yep, complete and utter :spam:.

this thing is STILL going? wow......it might be a zombie....or a mutant....or a (several hours later)....but good job, and fight on!

Remfer uses Hammer of Dawn to send a giant lazer at monkey!

*almost get's kild by the giant lazer and decided's to kill Remfer so he takes the family car and throws towards him. Takes a bag of popcorn and watches the result.*

*watches as car gets cut in two by the lazer and land right next to him*

Sends daleks to kill BOS

Picks up a sword blade and throws it at the next poster

*Makes a robot to be the next poster*

ROBOT: gets hit by sword

*returns triumphantly to the fight he started oh so long ago*

Wow... Nice to see I still have the power to create a looooong thread.  Keep it up!

*slaps next poster in the face with a hot frying pan*

*Ouch*

*launches a bomb loaded with anthrax at hyperion*

Stands there looking at killed people

Uses the plasma PDS(point defence system) on his pesonal Blackwing lander corvette to destroy the bomb.
Uses his Orca VTOL Assault craft to destroy Charlemagne's launch site.
Uses a Sarrisa on the next poster.

uses the power of science to create a mudkip that he sends at the previous poster

EVASIVE MANEUVERS............ ''gets away''
''Goes into orbit and arms the railguns on his Dreadoght  :)) :)) , then waits for 5 seconds as he decides whether to power down the guns.....''
Nah....... KILL THE BI$&#ES!!!!!! ''Watches the results (Remfer AND the next two posters die, the entire battelfield is scorched)''
''Activates his experimental hyperdrive (warp's too slow to get where I want in time) and sets a wormhole to Andromeda (don't try to follow me unless you own Seither's engine (or whatewer it is (third part of Monkey D. luffy's story))''

Seya hi hi hi

*drops a shield grenade but barely survives the attack*

*throws a frag grenade at the next poster as he falls unconcious*

*uses his lightning reflexes to modify the frag grenade into a frag-gle grenade. Watches it go off and spray cute little puppets everywhere, while targeting his orbiting laser sattelite on the next poster*

*Ouch*

(This is probably the second or third time i've been hit by some lazer or something :)) )

The above post has been reported to the moderators and I would request it be removed as the links are inappropriate and are obviously spam.

EDIT: Thanks for removing it Snipe.

Thank you Charlemagne for reporting that post....hopefully I will have banning abilities soon (or atleast have the forums set to where only registered members can post).

-SnipeDragon

U know, before i read the part that said EDIT i thought u were talking about my post.  I was like WHAT!  Saying *ouch* is a bad word or maybe u thought (this is probably the second or third time i've been hit by a lazer or something)

then i saw the EDIT so i was like okay that makes sense

*leaves out a basket of nice ripe red juicy apples, which are incidentally laced with the most deadly toxin known to man*

*eats apples without realizing they are poisoned*

Ohh.... God...

*crawls towards the antidote*

Tum tee tum tum tum...

Hmm?

OH GOD!!!!!!

*Everything everyone has hurled so far suddenly redirects towards me*

Ownage Time.

Snags cream pie, hurls back at Noobie
Pulls the shovel from Nooblets hand, slams him twice in the face with it
Grabs Noobies punching hand, breaks it.
Grabs rocket, swings it in a U shape, sends back to Charlie
Leaps into air, shooting pants bomb out into the air
Leaps onto Fusion Bomb, pushes off and keeps going
Slaughters Gremlins + Angry Dragon with shovel aquired from Nooblet
Pwns penguins with flamethrower
Grips kick coming through the window, pulls Charlie through the window, broken glass tearing from foot to foot...*ouch*
Hurtles through singularity after Frank
Dive-rolls off pluto, uses little gravity to send himself flying again
Fish tails the ship, smaking the wrench back into Franks face
Bellows WRATH and gives nova bomb a glare, bomb gets scared and flies away
Butchers the mounties with the shovel still in my hand
Grabs ars' legs and ties them with his arms, drop kicks him into the sun
Glares at bees, they fly away too.
pats admin on head
Uses shovel like a bat, slams missiles back to sender
Prevents Frank's fleets from entering subspace, sticks them in hyperspace forever
Spiders are too afraid of me to live, suddenly drop out of existence due to fear
Army's see that the two sins Wrath and Anger have been reincarnated into one person, all flee for safety
Beats Luffy in head with shovel, takes his gunblade, removes the gun (guns ruin swords!) turns out the sword is a katana
Picks up the bomb-ombs Smash Bros style and starts annihilating people with them
Distracts the fleas with a mutant giant dog
Takes mirror, blasts the laser back at the death star, incinerating it
Reflects all the lasers with the mirror
Kicks basket of apples
Kicks Charlie
Paralyzes everyone with fear
Draws his Katana......
 :death:
Slaughters Next posters




MOOOO
AHH!!
Shovel time...

MOOOOOOOOOO



~Wrath

Authors Note: I might do some more tomorrow...right now I'm going to sleep.

TUMS!

*Opens an emergence hole underneath Remfer's feet*

falls, takes out gun and shoots down every single grub and other locust member there is then proceeds to toss grenades and the like to blow up the place...destroys one of the leaders and everyone is happy

*Moves Moon in between sun and Earth*
*Causes world wide power outage*
*Krill move in for the kill*

krill attack

*ouch*

 :21:    :21:    :21:    :21:....


*shoots everyone* i win  :P

*Uses the power of Chuck Norris to rewind time and shoots Cameron07 in the head before he can even get out his gun.*

*Then goes and watches Ghandi II (http://youtube.com/watch?v=On-XJw-DqWI&mode=related&search=).*

uses the TARDIS to fly forward into time so he will never be apart of this besides when he wants to

invents another time machine to find remfer

Sends Ghandi on a murderous rampage with an AK-47, a Chain Saw, the holy hand grenade, and a killer flying squirrel.

Unleashes a lv.84 sorc equipted with +5/+7 hat of wonderment to totaly pwnzor the n00b

Ghandi is immune to everything except for red meat and hookers, easily pwnzors the sorc. and then the zerg.

gets an army of smilys to unleash madness

 :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols:
 :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols:
 :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
 :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:                                           
 :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana:
 :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana:
 :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:
 :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:

Didn't need to know that about Ghandi...

Come in riding the black beast of AAAAGGGGHHHH....

Well done, mates, this thread officially has the most posts on the entire forum!  Give yourselves a pat on the back!

*Throws a knife at the next poster while he's busy patting his own back*

*chuckles and then runs off*

*runs a screaming charlemagne over with his semi*

*hurtles onwards in his 18 wheeler towards next poster*

*Laughs in his 19 wheeler as blakranger51 runs screaming*

*As the horrendous black beast lunged forward, escape for blakranger51 and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart-attack. The cartoon peril was no more.*

Time stopped while the cartoonist was dying...suddenly another cartoonist came and changed the scene

EVERYONE IS DYING in space with no oxygen supply heading into a black whole without a time travel device installed in it.

...while I sit safely in my death star blowing everyone to spam.

*Chronos, being a robot-cowboy-angel, floats safely through the walls of the death star and launches blackranger51 into space.*

*Being an angel of hell, blakranger51 quickly banishes Chronos to hell in a fiery poof. Then sends God to hell just for fun. And might as well throw in the next poster too.*

Using his evil powers satan boots everyone out of hell (while wondering wehat blackranger sent him home for) and shoots massive flaming balls of lava after god and watever else was thrown down there, hoping to hit the next poster :12:

*dodges flaming balls of lava and grabs next poster as a shield as I blast my way out of hell*

Dips next poster in cat nip then throws Cats at Next Poster

Catches Chakat and pats her nicely, then launches her at the next to post  :19:

*catches... pats nicely... and passes onto next poster  :19:*

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

*exempts herself as "next poster" as shi cannot catch hirself, but meows loudly*

Throws George W Bush at next poster's country, while screaming you can have him weather you like it or not!!!!

Reasherching a new trampoline of titanic porportions, My country succsefully flings gorge bush towrds next poster whil throwing in a few rockets for good mesure

Zerg pulls out his secret weapon CHUCK NORRIS. All rockets and George Dubya's cease to exist in the awsome presence that is Chuck Norris

d**n... how oculd you even WANT chukc norris... o well, activate a compleatly unstabel fusion reaction and kinly hides it by the next poster

"Oh Shi-"
*Fiery hunks of an unknown substance rain down upon the next poster*

*Fiery hunks of YOUR MOM rain down upon the next poster*

(sorry for saying that. I couldn't resist)

I never thought it wise to place such things in fusion reactors....
eithier way i dogde teh flamming balls of "YOUR MOM" and throw in a few AIR rockets for good mesure

O.O
"OH SH-"
-Runs, before getting smashed into one billion and one pieces, all over the next poster-

sacrifices remains of previous poster to turn myself into a bloodthirster, then commits an act of genocide on the next poster.

Uses his necromatic powers to summon hordes of zombie dragons to ward off your attacks, then proceeds to attack next poster with an army oif skeletons  :12:

the army oif skeletons are no match for SPELLCHECK MAN which zerg unleashes on the next posters

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hahaha, using  :spam: he quickly overloads spellcheck man and javilins a paino at next poster

-Was resurrected during all of the necromancy-
-Runs in circles really fast, creating a tornado which sucks up the hurricane and charges at the next poster-

folds up his poster, makes a paper aeroplane out of it and launches it (along with fireworks and rotten eggs and CHUCK NORRIS at the next poster)

*Flys his aeroplane self into the next poster's eye, unleashing the power of blazing stinking eggs with a Chuck Norris Round house kick.*

Suddenly turns 2D and turns sidways, invisible to all

hurls the mighty rubber chicken at the next poster :wow:

*Gets unfolded and summons a katana, slices the chicken in half while spinning out of the way, and then lets the deadly blade let fly at the next poster.*

-Pins the katana to a tree with twin Shuri, then pulls out twin katana and charges at the next poster-

drives over Charlemagne in a VW camper done up hippy style, and engages the nitrous, charging the next poster with a warcry of FLOOOOOOOWER POOOOOOOWER!!!!

*Throws a pair of bo-shuriken at the ground infront of the tires of the VW van, piercing the tires and sending it skidding away. Daemen then charges Zephyrblade, an electric guitar in his hand. He knocks away one of Zephyrblade's katanas, and it stays sticking point up as the next poster is close to empaling himself on the blade.*

(whew, long one...)

-Hands a possible truce to Daemen, and grabs the dsicarded sword, spins, and flings it at the next poster, in bullet-time-

PS:
Where the hell was Charlemagne, Arretu?
O.O

Cryogenicly freezes the blade in mid air and it drops to the ground shttered like a piece of glass. In my haste i let a cryogenicly frozen fart towards the next poster lol

-Looks over the truce quickly, grins and nods. Seeing the icy, noxious gas flying his way, he whips out a bow with a fire-arrow, lets it fly at the gas, causing a massive explosion, sending fireballs at the next poster.

Pulls out a diablo 2 sorc with maxed energy shield and converts 95% of the dmg to hp to mana thereby surviving the attack. Shoots lighting at the next poster

*god i play blizzard games too much. not wow though....

O.O
-Doesn't understand what zerg said, so it doesn't exist- :P
-Sits down and meditates to purify his chakra, while sustaining a chakra forcefield around him that will last for the next 3 posts-

*Transforms into a large Silver Dragon, whos scales reflect thezerg's lightning bolt into a nearby tree, causing a large branch to fall at the next poster. Daemen then flys off into the sky, circling the world, which will take two weeks, gathering speed with each day.*

(Heh, sorry to the poster who posts after me when I come back :D :sly:)

Opens Earth 2160 editor, reconfigures it to edit posters and deletes the branch. Also, tries to create a lava pool, but it all spills out onto the next poster.

-Watches as the lava hits his chakra forcefield and freezes-
-Throws a sphere of tracking Kunai Knives at the next poster-

Uses an ECM dampner on the knives, causing them to loose their target and hurtle on towards the next poster.

*throws 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 beach balls into the air*

I can't believe this thread is STILL going!!!!

turns everyithng into a massive vacuum, popping teh balls and takeing away teh next posters oxygen...

Throws a rock at Satan

wips out a baseballbat and hits it at next poster

Takes out a baseball glove, catches the rock, straps on a bomb and throws at next poster.

Uses intense martial arts power to turn the rock into grade 3 gravel, uses the bomb as a condiment in his spicy sandwich, and farts in the direction of the next poster. Chilli Power!

using my level 76 paladin i invoke the fists of heaven andestroy everything within a 300 mile radius while my lvl 85 necromancer puts the next poster in a bone prison :jerry:

*God im a nerd. I totally know what you are talking about

Switching over to yugioh that my cousin made me watch, I magically pull out the one in a million card I need to totally own you.

-Switching to Naruto, I stop being an utter person I disagree with that everyone hates, and have a stroke of genius-
-Unleashes an army of shadow clones on the next poster-

using an even greater stroke of genuis, i... build myself a sun!!!!(and make sure it gets all the shadow clones)
then get bored with my useless sun and toss it at teh next poster

Your sun is no match for me as i pull out my spf 5,000,000 sunscreen and squirt it in the eyes of the next poster

Oww! that stings :4:.  Using a length of rope i cartoon style drop a safe on the next posters head. hi bon vayage safe

Steps to the right and the safe hits thezerg on the head and then is thrown into a lake. Useing a catapolt launches a 50 Ton slab of metal at Satan.

-Uses Game Room Mod tag-team move with Revan, launching Zerg through the atmosphere, and into space-

-Completes his 2 week circling of the earth, roaring back to the battleground, only to smack straight into thezerg on his way up, sending him careening back towards the earth and the next poster.-

makes a shield with 100% absorbency and eats some some cheese. then throws limburgher at next poster

Why is everyone picking on me :2:

Goes and cries in the corner while detonating a fish bomb

dresses up as a hardcore drummer and prepares to impare next poster with sticks

Hacks into a G.D.I. Weapons Satilite and prepares the Ion Cannon to fire at next post
Cya hi hi!!!!!

Uses the NOD chemical factory to produce a chemical bomb to take out Dylans cannon before he attacks

Goes grand theft auto and steals a Scrin mothership and attacks the next poster

gets confused and goes penguin on ya'lls butts!

throws a rotten salmon at next poster

-Goes frogger and leaps away-
-Un-becomes frogger and makes his pimp hand strong to attack the next poster-

gets handprint on face, covers it in beeswax and lemonade

becomes profile pic and nukes next poster

Goes into a bunker.
 Then beams a nuke into the next poster's hiding place :))

I am starting this post up again.


*catches nuke and throws it along with missles at next poster*

Beams up into an ori mothership and fires it's canon at the next poster.

Raises the Odyssey's shields up and deflects the cannon blast.

Fires main rail guns at next poster

-Alters the univerese to a stupid one using the D-day device's second function-
(At last I fit in, lol!)
-Runs a train atop the rails to esacape-
 :P
-Ties the next poster to the tracks, and puts the train on, er, auto-engineer-

-Gets untied.
-Gets the d-day device.
-Fixes the universe.
-Sets the D-day device on overload, destroys it's controls and throws it at the next poster

-turns into a cute little bunny and hippity hops...
OVER TO THE NEXT POSTER AND RIPS HIS HEAD OFF!!!

Sews my head back on and whip out my cute little rabid chihuahua and throws it at the next poster...  :wow:

Uses a shotgun and blows the chihuaua into tiny little bits.
 Then shots the next poster

Watches as shots bounce off his armour then shoots lightning from his eyes at the next ten posters cos its a chain lightning ( So thats why they are glowing  :)))

does one of those cool matrix things underneath the lightning things and kicks the next poster in the junk  :D

While in mid-air gets kicked in the junk and blows chunks over next poster.

Activates a one-way forcefield in the last second and all the chunks (and that chain lightning) splatter over it.
Did I mention it's a one-way forcefield :diablo: Time to call my friends :diablo: Party time  :diablo:   :pistols: :pistols: :gun_bandana: :sniper:

the batteries short out and the shield collapses on your head...

-Watches mobius get caught in the resulting vacuum-
-Gets in an escape pod and rams the next poster-

Runs to a stationary railgun emplacement and blows up the ecape pod.
And since I have a railgun.... guns down next poster.

half-recovered from the low-blow, uses powerful magnets to change the direction of the railgun projectile at next poster

Deflects the projectile with a 10 inch thick depleted uranium shield and aims at next posters sensitive spot  hi

Dies and ascends (again) then uses his great power to destroy the planet :sweat

Wonders why Mobius is able to carry around a 10 inch thick uranium shield and realizes that there is almost no gravity.
Watches hyperion who thinks he's dead as he floats away into space. after taking the momentum from the projectile that hit his head, obviously.

And Finally;
Holds onto the surface while kicking the next person off the surface.

Uranium shield creates black hole (because of density) and swallows next poster while i orbit safely...

rofl

gets sucked into black hole and head butts the next poster who is traveling towards the black hole.

-Teleports away, then constructs a faulty Large Hadron Collider to create miniature black holes-
-Sends three in the direction of the Next poster while cloaked-

I don't think I un-ascended yet....
Uses his power to find zephyrblade and destroys him by sending back those black holes :diablo:

...Or so you thought.

-Watches his mexican imposter get pwn'd, then chuckles quietly and walks into Taco Bell-
-Removes Ascension from the game with mod powers-
-Tosses a taco at the next poster- 
(Deadly weapon, lol)

swallows taco and fires flatulation at next poster...

 kboom

:O
-Sticks on gas mask-
-Once the cloud has cleared, puts a chunk of uranium in the mask and slingshots it at the next poster-

PS:
Anybody who doesn't think this topic deserves a sticky needs their head checked.  :19:

Starts firing like crazy and diverts the gas mask and uranium into the next poster (together with a hail of lead).

dodges everything and fires 1 trill atomic bombs at next poster

Uses point defence lasers do destroy the nukes
The drops in Ori mothersips :))

*Overloads the giant Super-gate right above the Ori motherships, blowing them to bits with the event horizon, the burning chunks of debris raining down on the next poster.*


(sidenote, heya everyone :D I'm back for a little while. :) )

*Screams in pain as hunks of burning debris fall onto him*

*Opens a small black hole next to the next poster*

*Emerges from the black hole.*

Phew, how long was I in there?

*Throws a pudding cup at the next poster.*

Opens a Umbrella to block the Pudding Cup and then throws a Hypnotic Grenade at the next poster that will make him Sing I'm So Pretty 100 Times

sings im so pretty 100 times in the next posters ears  0o

dosen't go to mobius's fab concert and blows up next poster

Smoldering hole in the ground(Aka Me) cause next posted car to crash.

-Leaps out of the car before it hits, watching it smash into Knequinn's cousin, who was also turned into a smouldering hole back in the hole-fest of '94-

-Divides next poster by zero-

PS:
Darn chronos and his originality.  :P

Shows zephyrblade's atempts to his maths teacher :diablo:
Then beams away in the last possible second to avoid his parts of a grousomley slain zephyrblade wich hit the next poster.
Also: The teacher attacks the next 5 posters.

*Get's hit with parts of a grousomley slain zephyrblade.*

*The teacher runs in screaming in rage, takes one whiff of me, and runs away screaming in horror.*

Well, at least it smells better here than where I used to be... That place smelt like Hell.

*Dumps Zephyrblade's parts into a vat of omnipotent Febreze and hopes for the best.*

*Then launches the almighty Cow Cannon at the next poster.*


Bad Chronos! Remeber your grammar!

transforms the cow into a horrible mcdonald's burger and hurls it at next poster  :wow:

eats the burger and next poster is hit with dday device

Leaps into a parralel universe that is 2 turns behind ours, and destroys the dday device. Also, the next poster is hit by the Cow cannon, which mobius forgot about  :)

*Catches the Cow of Death with the Oven Mitt of Justice, puts it in the Repository of Malcontent in exchange for the Woodchucks of Sweet, Sweet Revenge—which I proceed to release upon the next Poster of Questionable Luck.*

gets hit by said revenge device on the head by the way!!!!

I then use an asgard transporter and send a nuke into the next post.

P.S. i got traped in the black holes!!  recape of adventure... theres a black and white door in here and the beyond section wierd...  i also found the mugs!

Into the next post?

In that case...

EDIT:
-Removes nuke from post using glorious editing powers-  0o

-Edits the next poster's ships to fire all weapons at themselves-

Question!

If all 0 of my ships fired a total of 0 shots, how many shots did each of my ships fire?

Holy Conundrum Batman!

Yes, Robin, it is.

*The Holy Conundrum procedes to bewilder the next poster.*

-Ascends after my head 'splodes all over the next poster-

-Hits my head on the roof-
"Geez, stupid ascended beings, watch the hair!"

Activates another force-field using a goa'uld hand device (this forum realy needs a smiley with glowing eyes) and then fires a blast at the next poster.

 kboom  thats what happened to my head i then use my saurcaughigish (dont know how to spell that)  to regenerate myself.

sends a replicator fleet at the next poster.  including human models

MAD LOVE FOR STARGATE!!!!!!!!!

*Little did Dylan Wolf know, the Replicators love Cheez-Its®. On their way to destroy Chronos, the Replicators stumble upon a world made out of Cheez-Its® and gorge themselves to extinction upon it's Cheeziness.*

*The big cloud of Cheeze dust left in the Replicator's wake float on to Cheezify the next poster.*

Wow I always thought they liked metals...
Uses the hand device's blast to dissapate the cloud.
The I torture the next poster to death with it.

Next poster watches Hyperion in secret while torturing me to death and vows to Avenge me. By putting Hyperion on a missile with a 300 Gigaton warhead in it set to find the next poster and carbonize him.

Reprograms the guidance system on the nuke to hit the next poster and beams away onto his mothership.

Hey, you forgot ur poster :)

beams poster to the mothership,along with next one,and photos the boom :)

*Runs off and joins the military before the bomb blows up.*

*Calls in a suborbital space strike on the next poster.*

Laughs at the strike kerploding the planet, and to my poster it doesn't do a thing, because his poster is orbital. Next poster is hit by burning Chubba Hubba chunks of the planet.  :P

Hyperspaces away.
Then bombards th next poster with plasma cannons

Kenquinn lets the plasma cannon incinerate him only so he can haunt the next poster for eternity

uses Ghostbuster's vaccuum thingy suck kenquin in while firing his full auto laser pistol at next poster

Gets a burn by the laser.
Puls out an MG3 and fillls the next poster with lead.

*Gets in a jet and flies away from the bullets.*

*Proceeds to awe the next poster by doing a double-halfturn-upsidedown-corkscrew-360-backflip...while-blindfolded! in the aforementioned jet.*

Takes hi Su27 Fighter and shoots Chronos down with the canon.
Chronos' jet then crashes onto next poster.

*Chronos luckily hit the eject button in time and started lazely floating down to the ground.*

*Unluckely, however, his crashing jet somehow did a u-turn and crashed into him, rocketing him forcefully into the next poster.*

Uses a stationary plasma canon to vaporise Chronos before he hits him.
The blast also hits the next poster.

*Get's vaporized and then blown up.*

*The stench of charred flesh goes on to nausiate the next poster.*

Puts on a gas mask.
Takes a Zero and goes on a kamikaze attack against the next poster.

Uses AAA fire to bring Zero down before reaching me...

burning wreckage falls towards next poster

I jump out of the zero.
Then it turns towards me.
But falls on the next poster that was standing between me and the plane.

dodges plane with mad ninja skills and fires a barrage from the uss iowo onto the next poster

Runs away from the barrage and jumps into the FY-22 raptor and goes stealth on the next poster.

*Emerges from the Presfupasturentmorrow, somehow holding Seither's Time-remote.*

*Yelps and improbably dodges the FY-22 Raptor at the last second. Then precedes to rewind time back to a point where Current-Chronos was still alive.*

*Presfupasturentmorrow-Chronos takes one look at Current-Chronos and then ¡¡¡OMGSPLOSION!!!-'es into the next poster.*

*Current-Chronos looks on in complete confusion.*

Takes a dive into a ditch to somehow escape the explosion, then takes the remote and destroy's it, then takes a swing with Excaliber at the next poster.

Uses a No Dachi to block the sword.
Excalibur shatters and the shards turn the next poster into swiss chese.

I use dragonscale armor (its actually real) and block the shards, then toss a gerenade at the next poster.

Deflects grenade with a knife (trick from quake wars ;) ) so it flies into next poster. Also juggle live mines (also a trick from quake wars ;) ) but they all hit the poster and detonate from grenade :)

Dies and hits the next poster at 300km/h.

*steps to the side and the body flys past*
Then suddenly a rope comes out of no where and raps around the next poster.

grabs rope..puts it into flames(like on ghost rider) and takes the next poster and reviels the truth

Uses water to douse the fire and a knife to cut the rope, and the knife flings into the next poster

uses old lead armor to deflect knife.... crushes next poster with sheer weight

uses a zero gravity matrix to make the weight zero, and shoots next poster with a laser

absorbs laser with dovin basal and makes it reapear inside next poster

uses mirror to deflect laser back, and throws rocks at next poster

Lifts a roman shiedl in front of him then charges at the next poster.

uses flamethrower to melt roman shield, then throws fire at next poster.

Note: Sields are made from wood and they burn.
Takes a metal plate wich stops the fire, then drops the hot plate on the next poster.

uses water to cool down shield, then chucks bucket at next poster

P.S. thought romans used metal shields?

Grabs the bucket and throws it in the next poster.
No it was wood cowered in leather I think.... I'll check a book I have.
PS: checked it was strips of wood and cowered with wool(sheep) or rawhide.

Melts bucket with plasma, then shoot's plasma at next poster.

P.S. the legionaires have metal ones dont they?

Activates a forcefield.
Then reforms it into bullets and sends them into the next poster.
PS: Only the armour and the bump in the middle.

overloads forcefield, and sends resulting explosion at next poster.

Hyperion, command and conquer fan?
also your name, the only thing i know it from is Empire Earth

Dodges the explosion and shoots next poster with a crossbow.
It's a Greek titan (I Was crazy about greek mytology at the time) besides: never liked EE (but those suckers saved I disagree in Cuba).

stands out of crossbows range and fires sniper at next poster

lol, kk, but what about command and conquer (as your picture is of the GDI orca from CNC Tiberium dawn, as depicted in a cutscene i believe :P)

Goes bullet time and dodges the bullet. Takes an mi17 and empties it's entire load of rockets on the next poster.
Yeah unfurtunatley I never got to that cutscene  :2:

uses particle shielding to absorb impact and releases concussions through concentrated beam of ionized matter  at next poster (no idea what i just said)

You just made an ion canon :))
Activates advanced shields to prevent death.
Then nukes next poster

uses ion cannon to destabilize the gyros inside the missile's internal warhead casing  0o

nuke falls on top of next poster

Oh man....why does this always happen to me BOOOOOOM.
Next poster dies in the blast.

uses a force healing trance to to rise from the dead and defeat darth vader...

darth vader goes into a rage and stabs next poster

gives dark vadar a hot cup of tea, dark then spills it on the next poster

Evades the falling tea.
Then straps the next poster onto the tsar bomb  :))

Uses a knife to cut the ropes and throws a pie in the next poster's face

Eats the pie.
Then throws a knifesword into the next poster

blocks the sword with a mastercard

then chucks custard at the next poster

Poisons custard and forces next poster to eat it

deletes hologram that just ate pie and pushes next poster into the pit of death

Pulls the next poster down with him.

Use's rope tied to leg to climb up, then strangles next poster with the rope

saw that post coming and ate the 0₂ tablets a la Sirens of Titan, betting that the plaque and scar tissue buildup from those years of fast food have stiffened the carotid artery beyond collapse by mere human hands. Throws the last remaining dvd of Leslie Nielson's action flick, Project Kill, at next poster.

*wakes up from long long long sleep to notice alot in this world has changed*

"Oh, what did i miss?"

*catches DVD*

"Oh! so we are having a movie night!!!"

trashes movie night by bringing school nerd over...


tells nerd that next poster is her sweetheart and watches...

oh god oh god! my movie night NOOOOO!!!

eww eww eww not intrested - that zit just moved.. eww.. sex? maybe... erm wait.. no!!

*boards motheship and flees leaveing the nerd behind for someone else to deal with*

Gives nerd a shotgun and tells that the next poster is trying to steal her date.

convinces nerd violence is not the way and that the next poster is her love re-incarnated

*pulls mothership into hyperspace trying to avoid the nerd now somehow running after me*

my mothership blows though a star forcing it to go supernova and destoying 6 star system along with what i hope is the nerd, and a few other unfortent people..

Oh no's!

Finds nerd and heals her before sending her after the next poster.

convinces nerd that her love isnt dead and sends her off again

Shoots next poster.

OUCH! what??? why! WHY rubber bands hurt! WHYYYY!

how did you get here. im busy running from a nerd you know?

and, and rubber bands? *locks hyperion in my motherships holding cell hoping i have no other stow aways.. with rubber bands... ewww scarry :S*

HA!

while dealing with the stow away I accidently hit the next poster going 3 lightyears/hour with my mothership... my windsheild!!

woops, jettisioning stowaways (my bad). *accidently fires a photon torpedo at the next poster*

What? What? What!

that, that blur we hit.. it shot something.. "oh no's!!! My mothershi-" *BOOOOOOOOM*


...

my bad lammalord, (why didnt you just raise your sheilds?)

Shields up all batteries open fire.
*Bombards next poster to stone age.*

"oh, omg omg the pain photon topedo's what happened - my ship its a reck, life support failing.. oh the pain the pain..... the PAIN!!"

space commander "Sir, get off the ground - we had our sheilds up only slight damage, your not looking at the life support red flashing light your looking at the stowaway escaped and is up to something light!  you got a friken paper cut when that missle hit, get over it!"

"oh well, then ha ha.. welll... yah.. i, i was just praticing for the real deal... whats that white light next to the red one mean then?"

space commander "means someone is fireing big weapons within the ship, were the sheilds cant protect us"

"wha-"

*BOOOOOOM*
                                                                        *BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

                *BOOOOOM*                                                                                            *BOOOOOOOOM*

*BOOOOOOM*                                             *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

OMG!!! WERE BLOWING UP!!!!! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*wakes up an hour later somehow out of my exploding space ship, and looks around im on a planet*

"hey look people! with sticks.. oh.. my head..."

*passes out*
   

Captures next poster then precedes to make a video of me horrendously torturing and abusing them in order to drive my next victim insane with fear......

Ohh!!! i love spongebob!!!

next poster drowns because they went into bikini bottom... >.>

not if they are a fish :P

turns into a fish and then summons an army of carnivorous fish to attack the next poster. (btw it takes just one of them to blow up the entire unvierse cause of a giant balck hole converter imbeded in their skins...)

Who is wearing a suit or armour and is therefore immune to their attack, so the fish metamorphasize and grow legs and lungs and continue on to attack the next poster....

unfortunatly for them, the next poster is a fish, and so when they chase him into the water, they drown.

now ill use their bodies to throw at the next poster.

who eats them in order to create enough toxic corrosive farts to covert anything they touch in to bunnies which hits the next poster

ahh ken. :sick:

smells terrible.
i guess now that im a bunny, ill summon my army of toxic bunnies that were created by ken farts to eat the next poster

dodges the fart bunnies and loads up infinite amounts of nukes onto a ship atking the next poster :P

Congratulations, I have just discovered that being blasted with 250 nukes within half an hour turns you into a mindless zombie.  :P

[Eats Spartan]

 0o Time to start this back up!

Walks around spartan's remains and throws a pile of ken's special magazines at the next poster.

eats the megazines and pukes it at the next reader (not all of it some goes back towards truth)  :12:

uuuggghhh puke!!

Thankfully my patented Wormhole Generator (C) has finally been perfected, which delivers the aforementioned excretia onto the next poster.....

*gulp*

wow thanks fes. that didnt taste to great.

shoves the sandwich that i was about to eat up the next posters nose.

OW! nose bleed now D:
sneezes blood, snot and sandwich onto the next poster