RANDOM OBJECT FIGHT!!!

[Bugboy]

*seals self in an indestructible protective bubble and using his ancient knowledge of ecky thump fires a large mass of unstable energy at next poster*

[ilKhan Ulric Kerensky]

*Using Knowledge long forgotton to ancient races, I make the unstable energy into a giant bug bomb*
*Unfortunately, the process destroys the person who first created the unstable energy*
Hmm...dead either way...

[Chronos]

*After recovering from that series of unfortunate, umm, place kickings that only happened once but over and over again.*

*Takes Presfupasturentmorrow-Chuck Norris and throws him at the bug bomb which he rebounds off of and hits the next poster in the face.*

He make me angry! You no like me when I angry!... Oh wait, maybe you do.

[Lammalord]

"Well this galaxy of dust is really boring now... hay whats that thing couming out of the dust cloud!!! its a portal!!! let me out of here!!!

what?!?!? Chuck Norris OMG we can be butt budies in this boring galxay forever!!!, what ya uhha, ok you dont want to talk about it... fine then this is my part of the dust, you can GO to the other side to pout"...

(few minunets later)

"ya ya i know chuck, it dose feal kind of funny having your body tear into millions of peaces thrown though a portal than rearanged..., WHAT CHUCK!!! is that your problem it rearanged you wornge what part?"

*Chuck points to his Crouch* ...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*Gets kicked in face*

*Thud*

[Valefore]

*laughs at llama. Then gets knocked over by flying meatballs...*
WTF! Flying meatballs? I mean HONESTLY, WHO THROWS A MEATBALL!!!. Oh well.. FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

*Throws gigantic spaghetti noodles at the next poster*

[charmuska]

*hit by noodles while trying to prepare sauce*

OOF!

*sauce goes hurdling in direction of next poster*

[Bugboy]

*makes deal with devil that i get yet another life and immunity from bug bombs in exchange for the next posters soul and dodges the sauce*

[ilKhan Ulric Kerensky]

Good thing I do not have a soul...
*Throws a small Sauce Generator into the fighting.*

[Seither]

"Ok, this is just getting stupidly out of hand, it's rewind time!"

Admin Edit: Create a time controlling remote that has only a rewind and stop button

*Presses rewind and waits until we get all the way back to the very beginning of the battle, when everyone was just sitting there wondering what to do and presses stop.*

Admin Edit: add play button
Admin Edit: Disable all special abilities, and hand everyone long, thick, wooden stick to fight with.
Admin Edit: Make this a gaint suspended platou
Admin Edit: Make me the referee who is a unable to be hit, touched or anything else.

*presses play* "Ok, let the match begin. You lose by getting knocked off the edge. oh!"

Admin Edit: remove everything else from the world except the gas and the core, and our people+platou. Also, make Admin Editor usable to only me, so no one can cheat, and make it automatcally return to me.

"There, now all the loose ends are tied up. Have fun trying to kill each other with your wooden sticks!"

((OOC))You can NOT escape this battle any other way but dying, which if you do, you become like me, watching, but unable to interfer or be hit. So none of that god-modding stuff (no dodging every attack and knocking everyone of with one hit, ect. Anyone who does this will lose their weapon and be unable to get another one.) So play fair and have fun. Or else!((OOC))

[Valefore]

*Catches his wooden stick and tries for 10 minutes to smack luffy with it, being unsuccessful lunges and swings at chronos head, while preparing to defend any attacks at hiself.*
Man i wish i was cool and use my "uber admin" powers to completely change the whole thread and make myself the lil diety of the forum, saying "oooo look at mmeeee im god, no one can touch me, now hit eachother with these sticks, looking like monkeys. ahahaha. ha. ahaaa...."

[ilKhan Ulric Kerensky]

Hmm...wooden sticks, you say? Well, now, this should be interesting...En guarde!
*looks for a target*
*smacks valefore off the platou because his back was turned*

[Seither]

"See, I kinda stole the admin editor from admin when he wasn't looking, lol. I only have a moderator editor normally, which doesn't do much, so I swiped this one I also disabled Charlemagne's moderator editor way back, that way he can't change anything. But yes, it is fun watching you guys attack each other with wooden sticks. And ilKhan Ulric Kerensky , you just lost your stick. I specifically said no god-modding, and one hit wins are god-mods, especially since he was in a defensive stance ready to block. You lose your stick and the ability to grap the others."

Admin Edit: Take away ilKhan Ulric Kerensky's stick and code all other sticks to be un grippable for him

"Now you must survive by avoiding getting hit, which will be hard. I award Valefore the hit on Chronos's head, which has got to hurt (Chronos is still in the fight though, just knocked a little senseless.)"

[Chronos]

Ow... hurt... pain...

Hoo-waa!
*Takes a swing at Valefore's side*

[Valefore]

*takes the hit to the side, seeing as he already used his block*
"you sonuva gunnnn.. that effing stings yo!"
*the hit to his side knocks valefore to his knees, and while hes down takes a low arcing shot aimed at the back of chrono's knees.*
Take that yo.

[Lammalord]

"welp good thing im in the Galaxy of dust with my best friend Chuck Noris!"

*gets yet another kick to the face*

"my nose! you broke it in 10 spots my butiful nose how dare you!!!"

*pulls out a fairly large knife and stabs Chuck, slips fall on a peice of dust and stabs self to*

"oaf ouch my spleen!!! look what you made me do!"