djjcuk
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« on: April 15, 2007, 07:31:26 AM » |
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Ok guys this is simple... What we're going to do is a never-ending story... so someone starts off... for example: "It was a clear starry night over dj's base camp on the planet Blearend and the 4 moons were all full, dj closed his eyes to go to sleep when..." then the next person can say anything they want... for example: "... suddenly the doors burst open and Spayed and 2 battledroids rushed in guns drawn, they were about to open fire on the helpless dj but..." or "the intercom buzzed. dj reached for the control panel. It was his chief of security telling him there were a group of MK 1298 A-Class star fighters approaching. dj, pulled on some clothes and was about to leave his quarters when..." And then the next person carries on from there... OK? Simple enough? I'll start it in the next post...
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
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"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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djjcuk
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2007, 07:34:23 AM » |
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"It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera... but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange coloured celestial body..."
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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FOO
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Just face facts, you will always be a n00b so STFU
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2007, 07:50:15 AM » |
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when suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick scottish accent and said............
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mrtimbr549
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There are those who call me....Timmmm
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2007, 08:50:54 AM » |
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We are not moving another par sec until my haggis is returned. Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm. and....
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Do us all a favor, pull your bottom lip over your head -- and swallow
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Spayed
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hey hey hey :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2007, 09:21:28 AM » |
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Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. Then..........
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Kyle!! (#8446) - main Spayed (#7) - main Spayed (#75) - wars Spayed (#94) - pve
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djjcuk
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2007, 09:24:41 AM » |
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but the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from emi... which he promptly devours...
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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blakranger51
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2007, 09:31:35 AM » |
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'Okay Chief engineer, back to work!' "is not goood captain, I cannot reach the control panel! His belly had grown so big that...
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run, yours is the Earth and everything that's in it. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
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djjcuk
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 09:34:37 AM » |
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it exploded and dj was minus one engineer... d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer... he put out an ad for one and...
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2007, 12:32:47 PM » |
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No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?"...
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djjcuk
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 12:51:12 PM » |
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dj... grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts... then they got back under way and engaged warp speed...as they were blasting through the galaxy...
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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blakranger51
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 04:48:50 PM » |
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They ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then...
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run, yours is the Earth and everything that's in it. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
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djjcuk
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 05:14:49 PM » |
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along came chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of dj's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought... but then....
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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Spayed
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hey hey hey :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2007, 09:41:26 PM » |
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Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of djj's ship, but just as she is about to eat it.......
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Kyle!! (#8446) - main Spayed (#7) - main Spayed (#75) - wars Spayed (#94) - pve
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2007, 11:27:32 PM » |
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She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly...
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djjcuk
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2007, 08:09:31 AM » |
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Along came the metal-eating kryonites... they gobbled up the remains of dj's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up chicpea's fleet...
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The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
Commander and chat mod djjcuk(#43519), Ultimate Weapon
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?" - Bulletproof Monk
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