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									 « Reply #15 on: April 19, 2007, 02:15:52 PM »  | 
								
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							They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with... 
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									 « Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 11:05:58 PM »  | 
								
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							Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explasion that... 
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									 « Reply #17 on: April 20, 2007, 05:48:30 AM »  | 
								
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							caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of djj's ship went flying strait at..... 
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									 « Reply #18 on: May 23, 2007, 07:33:27 AM »  | 
								
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							A local repair station who built dj some plasma-cannon superships... dj trained his guns on the Commander... 
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							The enlightened man would offer a weary traveller shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... coco-puffs...
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									 « Reply #19 on: May 23, 2007, 12:55:13 PM »  | 
								
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							and heard that fateful sound. "CLICK"  "d**n, maybe i shouldnt have paid so little in advance" Dj said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life..... 
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									 « Reply #20 on: May 25, 2007, 08:37:30 AM »  | 
								
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							"this is the voice of the mysterons..." dj blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapour in space. then He powered up his engines and left the system... but just as he disappeared into hyperspace...  
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									 « Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 01:14:15 AM »  | 
								
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							he got hit by a space bus, thrwoing him off cousre into.... 
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									 « Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 10:02:19 PM »  | 
								
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							... a criminal commander named Smee's base.... 
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									 « Reply #23 on: July 11, 2007, 05:15:50 PM »  | 
								
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							.....which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus...     
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									 « Reply #24 on: July 11, 2007, 09:31:23 PM »  | 
								
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							...full of children from the Enemies School... (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) 
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									 « Reply #25 on: July 11, 2007, 11:12:43 PM »  | 
								
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							Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him... 
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									 « Reply #26 on: July 14, 2007, 08:40:35 PM »  | 
								
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							.....He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which... 
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									 « Reply #27 on: July 14, 2007, 08:41:30 PM »  | 
								
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							...Made him grow fur, however... 
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									 « Reply #28 on: July 14, 2007, 08:49:11 PM »  | 
								
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							.....He shave it all off because fur is harder to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of.... 
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									 « Reply #29 on: July 14, 2007, 08:49:53 PM »  | 
								
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							The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because... 
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