False Memory

[False Memory]

Hello my name is False Memory  or Tim in RW I'm 33 and work in the Funeral Business i have a work schedule that gives me alot of time off so this game is a great way to spend my time while the wife is at work.

[fat monkey13]

Do you get to burn the dead bodies and do they ever come to life and attack like in Dawn if the Dead? (I've decided exercise and coke are bad for me. They make me slightly hyper) And have cops ever busted the funeral home looking for drugs or stuff that's been buried with the bodies??

[False Memory]

ROFLOL

[Lammalord]

geuss not fat monkey.. that or it was a "laughing" in a "of course DUHH" way

[fat monkey13]

I think that the second way of interpreting his laughter sounds more likely

[False Memory]

no i dont get to burn the bodies
i get alot of weird questions about my job but never anything like those last 2 

[fat monkey13]

It's because all the over 20's these days lack imagination, whereas us teenagers haven't been corrupted by the world of work and our imaginations are still intact.
And you still haven't probably answered my second and third questions. You just laughed and called them weird. I think that was nervous laughter and that you're trying to cover something up 

[False Memory]

im over 20 and i would like to think i still have a imagination

as to your other 2 questions. i have never seen one come back to life though they can make some sounds that would scare the s@#t out of you if you did'nt know what they were.

i have never seen the police break down the door but they bury street drugs  with people all the time.

[fat monkey13]

It's still got to be better then office work. And over 20's don't have no imagination, their's just keeps deteriating.

[False Memory]

way better than office work

[Carpe Cerevisi]

your a bigger man then i am