My newest bestest buddy in the whole world has been doing so much for so many people lately and has never asked for anything back.
Whom am I talking about -
Some say he can peel a banana with his hands tied behind his back and that he has an Aunty called Trevor...
Some say he has an unreasonable fear of badgers. And small, flightless birds...
Some say he was born from an emu and kangaroo and therefore can't walk backwards, and on hot days he spits ice...
I'm not sure of any of these, all I know is he's called
Skitzz.
The man's a Giver so I think it's time we gave something back
Skitzy boy, so I now call for an appreciation of
Skitzz day.
INTERNATIONAL SKITZZ DAYSo come on all, lets tell our
Skitzzy (oh sounds like a disease), about how much the guys loved.
Skitzz mate no matter how many times you hit me, I know its out of love...and you should know I do like it rough.