Хохмочки (Jokes Area) :))

[AFB]

Ok, just post your your jokes here.
But they have to be original! 
1)

If that''s a minigun, then I wonder what a maxi-gun is.

2) A man is walking through the desert. He's really, really thirsty. Along the way he meets a guy who sells ties.
"Hello,would you like to buy a tie?"
"Why would I want a tie? I want water!"
He walks further. He sees a bar. He comes up to it and it is not a mirage. And then he notices a sign on the door: "No tie- no sale".

[deezee66]

Where are the jokes?

[Cameron07]

that was a good one...

chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pees