*hits ilKhan Ulric Kerensky over the head with his trusty and faithful stick*

ketchup




plasma screen or big screen

*makes deal with devil that i get yet another life and immunity from bug bombs in exchange for the next posters soul and dodges the sauce*

*seals self in an indestructible protective bubble and using his ancient knowledge of ecky thump fires a large mass of unstable energy at next poster*

*bugboy uses his mad kung fu skills to totally beat up jacky chan and fires many nukes at next poster*

*plants a mind control chip in the brain of chuck norris and commands him to attack the next poster*

*fires missiles to intercept the magic missles and fires more magic missles at next poster*

*Lifts lid of box(ars forgot to lock it) and feeds ars' lifeless corpse to the fish. Feeds the fish to the dolphins who say "So long and thanks for all the fish" before leaving our plane of existance.
Bugboy then decides to stop toying with you all, screws up this mangled universe and throws it at the waste chute.    !!!! 3 points!!!!
Bugboy then decides he is bored and creates the next person to post*

*best friend restores me from the dead by using countless voodoo ritual, forcefully takes back indestructible ship, gets vaccinated for all diseases, takes an invincibility tablet, destroys chuck norris once and for all and destroys the next poster using a sci fi autorifle (taken from the PS2 game timesplitters 3)*

with the idea of reavers did you get that from Serenity?

*dodges firecracker and sets up a bomb to destroy the universe and hides in an indestructible starship away from harm*

*activates his impact absorbtion shields and fires black holes at next poster*

nope not fog

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain
what is it?

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold,
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
What is it?