*makes the traps unable to be disabled and destroys all lockpicks and backups in the universe tthen gives charmuska all the weapons he needs as lomg as he stays on my team*

*sets up a blade bluntening forcefield (a force field that repels attacks and blunts all blades) and destroys all of ramagars lockpicks and sets up a sentry turret infront of the safe*

*grabs key and shoves zephyrblade in the safe and double locks it before destroying the one and only key*

*luckily its only one bone that hit me and it hit me in the foot. picks a wishbone out of foot, how did that get there? knocks blender off cliff andstarts drinking coconut milk* 

*gets out of blender as tinkerbell doesn't turn it on and throws tinkerbell in the bleder and puts the lid on top so he can't get out*

*dodges the foam and hits tinkerbell over the head with his stick*

*becomes temporarily schitzophrenic (only for a few second) and calls to self for help and pulls apple out leaving a nasty aftertaste and throws the half eaten apple off the edge, throws a kiwi fruit coated with cyanide at ricu*

*throws icecream back in the face of ricu and then throws an abnormally large coconut at high speed at ricu, the sits down and starts eating an apple*

speakers, you can't annoy the neighbours with headphones






Microsoft Word or Microsoft Powerpoint

*gets a sugar high and hits everyone in the head, luckily needing to share these attack out evenly they aren't very strong, and also launches another high speed indestructible watermelon at Charmuska*

deodorant




This or That or Random Object Fight

(i mean the forum threads)

*uses his stick to bat away food, hits 7 indestructable watermelons at high speed at the next 7 posters

*runs crazily at the crumpled heap of lamma and chronos and give the one thats ontop a big hit to the back*

orange juice







Whisky or Vodka

*fashions stick into spear using teeth and spears ilkhan uric kerensky through the left foot*