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Title: Epic Battle Post by: Chronos on September 24, 2009, 12:00:24 AM The rules are simple.
1. One person lists two people, (groups, superheroes, 1960's folk singers, et cetera). 2. The next poster has to decide who would win in a fight and why. 3. The poster then posts the next two people, and the thread continues. 4. Don't be a jerk. I'll start. Isaac Newton versus Albert Einstein Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 24, 2009, 07:38:37 AM Newton, he can drop an apple on einstein's head. :))
The Beatles versus Mario Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 24, 2009, 06:13:55 PM Newton, he can drop an apple on Einstein's head. :)) Maria because hes Italian you don't mess with an ItalianThe Beatles versus Mario Jack Bauer or Martin Riggs Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: drblack on November 08, 2009, 01:53:22 PM Martin riggs... idk why.
Jackie Chan or Jet Li Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Kellarn ak Thull on November 08, 2009, 04:11:21 PM Jet Li (no contest)
Why, do you really need to ask! Ming the Merciless v Darth Vadar Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: hyperion on November 08, 2009, 07:00:25 PM Vady chokes Mingy.
Gordon Freeman or JC Denton? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on November 08, 2009, 07:01:42 PM JC wins easy
Nanotech > Powersuit With Glasses God vs Satan Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Kellarn ak Thull on November 08, 2009, 08:27:17 PM They are aspects of the same anthropomorphic manifestation so they win, everybody else looses.
Genghis Khan v Attila the Hun Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: hyperion on November 09, 2009, 10:08:54 AM Genghis' empire was only bested by the British. 400 years later.
The Federation (Star Trek if it by some obscure reason fails to be obcious) vs Shivans. Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on November 10, 2009, 07:29:44 PM Shivans FTW
Because there cooler then Star Trek In reality it would depend on which era in Star Trek and what time line you used. Enterprise Shivans TOS Shivans The Next Gen Shivans DS9/Voyager Shivans unless the borg got involved then it could be tricky The new time line from Star Trek movie Shivans The Future Timeline that is used in Voyager a lot aka from where the Doctors Mobile Holographic Generator came from the Shivans could very well lose Dexter vs Bruce Lee Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Pirate55 on November 21, 2009, 05:10:38 PM bruce lee because bruce lee kills chuuck norris and chuck norris can kill everyone else.
sonic the hedgehog vs. Mr. T Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: clouthour on December 02, 2009, 06:49:55 PM Mr.T cause I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO KILL ME
Jean-Luc Picard vs katherine janeway Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: captainjf on July 27, 2010, 10:51:37 AM Hmm....this is a tough one. I'd have to go with Picard because he has more experience.
The Master Cheif (Halo) vs. a squad of Green Berets? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: V on July 30, 2010, 05:17:28 PM Hmm....this is a tough one. I'd have to go with Picard because he has more experience. The Master Cheif (Halo) vs. a squad of Green Berets? Are you kidding me? Master Chief FTW! Spayed vs. Lightseeker Real-life fight... Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on July 30, 2010, 06:15:20 PM Lightseeker even if Smelly managed to get the upper hand light in the end would seemly pull an ace from no where. And rise to beat him.
NightShadow vs Lammalord Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: V on August 02, 2010, 04:10:05 PM Lightseeker even if Smelly managed to get the upper hand light in the end would seemly pull an ace from no where. And rise to beat him. NightShadow vs Lammalord Real life or in-game? In-game = Lamma (he's a nerd like that and cares more) Real life = Nightshadow. Hands down. I've met them both, lol. Heat(90+ degrees), or cold (snow 32 degrees and down)? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 02, 2010, 09:06:11 PM What humidity? If it was dry the heat but if it was humid the cold.
Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: V on August 03, 2010, 01:22:58 AM Humidity at 50 %
Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: clouthour on August 03, 2010, 09:26:01 AM i'd rather be in the cold so heat wins
The Mafia or The Yakuza? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 03, 2010, 05:56:28 PM The Yakuza duh The Mafia is such a wimp.
God or Satan? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Pirate55 on August 03, 2010, 06:52:47 PM God. He got everything else while satan had to go sit around in hell :))
Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Sostesteg on August 04, 2010, 03:07:57 PM might I say you've already asked that one ken.
Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: clouthour on August 04, 2010, 04:11:31 PM and thank you both for ruinging it :P
The Yakuza ot The Triads Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 04, 2010, 09:25:51 PM might I say you've already asked that one ken. And its not against the rules...The Yakuza :12: Jet-Li and Jackie Chan vs Obi-wan Kanobi Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: V on August 04, 2010, 10:13:27 PM might I say you've already asked that one ken. And its not against the rules...The Yakuza :12: Jet-Li and Jackie Chan vs Obi-wan Kanobi Obi-wan Kanobi FTW! Obi-wan vs. The Yakuza? Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Borg! on September 04, 2010, 08:16:15 PM Yakuza. I've met them. They're not all that bad of people :12:
I or U Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 04, 2010, 09:22:30 PM Yakuza. I've met them. They're not all that bad of people :12: I or U I, since I am crazier than U Death Star I or Death Star II Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Zan on September 04, 2010, 10:14:43 PM Yakuza. I've met them. They're not all that bad of people :12: I or U I, since I am crazier than U Death Star I or Death Star II Death Star II, why would they make a second version if the DS I is perfect. Chuck Norris or Adolf Hitler Title: Re: Epic Battle Post by: Chronos on September 05, 2010, 01:57:01 PM Chuck Norris, and I'd pay money to see it.
The Death Star I had one very small problem... Are there any Castlevania fans out there? How about: Alucard versus Julius Belmont (in his prime). |