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Here's what you have to do , invent a story using the smilys to replace/entertain some words/actions in it , thats all :P Make shure to make it funny thou.

I'll start as an example .

Once apon a time there was a young :goku: . He lived in the mountins with his sissy :cheer: . Every weekend he used to go to town to :drunk: . When the war came the law forced him :vertag: to join the army . The guy was a wimp so he got captured in the war and was used as a :surprize!: :shocking: . He tried to kill himself :death: :wallbash: :frusty: but he couldnt and every time he was to weak to run from :butcher: he was captured :nunu: :nono: and :surprize!: .

Finally he died , got :Flush: . The End :lol_sign:

No one sayed it had to be a happy ending :D just make it funny with the smileys. make as many story as you like , Each one is gonna get a prize :) good or bad.

the ugly duckling had no where to go. He tried to go to America and got :banned:. next he tried to go to Mexico, but everyone :pistols: at him. he tried to go to China but everyone :slap: him. he then tried to go to Antarctica but everyone tried to :surprize!: to keep warm. he went back home but :vegeta: sent him away. finally he found his home with some :spider1: and :drunk: and ate :jerry:. then :butcher: came and cut him into tiny pieces and fed him to :fishing1:.

and everyone said:
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

:hi: to the :beta: version of :spam: 101! Hope you enjoy!

Hi, I'm :greatsaiyaman:, and Im here to teach you about being :sick:!

Stupid n00b, go :pokey: your mom while watching :surprize!:

Hey, STFU :kakashi: , I'm :greatsaiyaman: and I can :sniper: you so fast your :cheer: sister won't know what hit you, and you'll end up :crutch: or :dead:

I'm so :nervous1: I can own you, go get :drunk: and :out_cold:

That's it!

*:bash:*

son of a * kboom*

:bruce: Who's your daddy!
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:12: Hi, I'm the writer of this story, and this is an example of what not to do! This is how it should of been handled.
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Hi, I'm :greatsaiyaman:, and Im here to teach you about being :sick:!

Stupid n00b, go :pokey: your mom while watching :surprize!:

:gunsmilie: What now!

:helpsmilie:

:rifle:
:rip2:

:electricchair: Now for your grandma!!!!!!

To Be Continued....
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:12: See, now THAT makes for a much better ending, and I have a sequel to make! So buy my next book or I'll go :bruce: on you!

Once upon a time, I came and blew up kboom :spider2: The Spider, the spider got angry so he called in some re-enforcements :pistols: Then I was surrounded :9: Then I called for sniper re-enforcements! :sniper: The Spider went all sneaky on me :spider1: while I was listning to metallica :rock: So I called goku :goku: While goku poked the spider's mother :pokey: I banged the spider's sister :cheer: The End :bodyguard:

Long long ago :wow: was :12: and :cheers: with his :cheer:. They ended up bein so :out_cold: they :rifle: each other in the leg. Then they were :crutch: and couldnt :dribble: in the bathroom. It got so bad for :wow: that he :surprize!: his dad. The :cheer: ended up :suck_kr: and :cheers: for a :12:. Then their :w00t2: grandma :drunk: with a :spider1: and the :diablo: for the hell of it.

The dad ended up having :puppyeyes: and went to a phycatrist and :frusty: until he decided its :notworking:. So he went to his wife only to find she was :butcher: :wow: into little peices of pie. The dad then :rifle: :gun_bandana: :sniper: :pistols: the mom until she was just skin and holes. After that he help a :rip2: and got put on the :jerry: show.

The End

I hope this is nto reviving but the story must be laughed and cryed at..

One day :baby: was :2: and :rifle: his dads tv while he was watvjing :jerry: the father was so angry he decided its :notworking: and :Flush: :baby: , baby then became a :diablo: in disguise as a angel_not , he then :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: till he :w00t2: and the became a unsucesful :to_keep_order: and got :goku: :rip2:

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2,00 years later :baby: became :devil: and got everyone to :vertag: their souls, then he made the boys :cheer: -lead annd girls :whip: them to go faster,thne :devil: realized he was male and made the girls :schater: the bouys but while the boys :cheer: -leaded because they couldnt stop out of fear,then super : :banned: (emi) banned :devil: from heck.Then :devil: became know as :narutosmile: and :surprize!: every :cheer: -leading males,he then all of the :jerry: tv watchers :pistols: :sniper: :gun_bandana: :rifle: -ed :narutosmile: and then he :rip2:

Once upon a time, there were a lot of :ninja: s. And every year all the :ninja: s got together to test there :bruce:. Around that time, there was born a :shuriken:, he was different because he had a shuriken, :shuriken: <--. All the :ninja: s :)) and =)) and :mf_laughbounce2: at :shuriken: because everyone then only used :bruce: and :box:, so he went to a corner and :crybaby: until he :sleep:. Then one year, a :ninja: got an idea and went out and bought a :sniper:. And then the other :ninja: s were all :8:, because :bruce: wasn't very effective against :sniper:, let alone :box:, because they couldn't reach :sniper:. Then they got an :lightbulb:. They went to :shuriken: and said:

:shuriken:, with your shuriken so tight, won't you come and pwn this snipe.

Then :shuriken: got all :4: and went all :bruce:, except he used his :shuriken: <-- and totaly pwned :sniper: tell he :out_cold: and needed :crutch:. Then he :Flush: ed :sniper:, and all the :ninja: s were :cheers: with :shuriken:, and they all lived happily ever after.

Lol, Chronos, I think your story is the best so far. By the way, I have a message for you from Black, manning, & Harrison at law. It says: Our client is sueing you for a major infringement of their copyright on the rudolph the red nose raindeer story. The amount of settlement is for 100T credits, made payable through this messenger. Should you not settle, you will be sued for 900Q (that's quadrillion) credits. The story that has infringed the copy right is the one about your nija with a shuriken in his head.

heres the story of teary tim.

magician of life granted :2: to be a boy for 16 years of his life, :2: 7forgot that fact and was changed to a :cheer: at 17 he wa so :shy: he asked magician to kill him and magician said.no your a girl and now your going to wear skirts,dresses and be embarresed for all eternity! :2:/ :cheer: got so said she :death: herself.Then she was reincarnated and was given the same deal.the :devil: said he could make :cheer: a boy again if she :vertag: his contact and :gun2: down the magcician,she had no problem with this.But :2: as a boy came and was also reincarnated befor. he :whip: :cheer: til lshe was :death: and he lived hapily ever after,til lhe was 17...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------He was becoming :cheer: again and decided to go to the local :gunsmilie: shop,he then went to the magician and held him up.then he took his magic book, and made the magicians male friends and family :cheer: and then :schater: his but...he was so happy he didnt notice he was part :2: and :cheer: ,he then noticed and kboom himself up!

The end,But wait!you look sorta like a :cheer: !the story continues!!!!!111

once upon a time in a land before spaceships there was an :4: old (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) named borg he looked kinda like this :borg: but without the high tech stuff and had an eyepatch kinda like this (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) ok so i guess he kinda just looked like a pirate :21: now that you think of it HE was a (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) but he had a hat leik this L:) cause he was smart
after a long year of traveling (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) found :cheer: and they set off on a trip :cheer: asked (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) why is it :notworking: and (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) why isnt what working and :cheer: said you know what im talking about and (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif)reacted 0o and :cheer: was like :6: i ment the ship and (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) was like :sweat i knew that and went off to find a mechanic then ended up finding :12: (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif/[img] asked :12: hey can you help me fix my ship and :12: responded its gonna cost you and [img]http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) asked how much and :12: responded i dont want :money: i want you to :pokey: :sniper: :gun_bandana: :rifle: :gunsmilie: :bash: kboom :butcher: :death: someone ok and (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) asked ok give me the :vertag: and ill do it so :12: gave (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) the :vertag: and (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) set off on the time to :whip: someone he didnt know who it was so after (http://67.18.37.16/2610/32/emo/pirate.gif) go to the location he was amazed to see who the :vertage: was but he couldnt do it

can you guess who it is?

hint
:fishing1: :rockon: :atention: :nunu: kboom

PM me your guesses and ill post the ones guessed so far (its someone on the forum not a smily)

A naughty :v: left his house and went in garage to gt ride his bike and to catch some :cheer: in the street. but :oops: bike :notworking:! Then :v: became :ranting2: on this :dots: company that make his bike. He couldn't stand with it. And he goes to :12: of the company to :surprize!: him. He entered main company building , but there were some :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: guards. He look at his pocket... Nothing there :surprise:. The he take his phone and entered simple number 628749. "Um Tank?!". "Yeah who da f**k are you", "Doesn't matter. load me some gun here", "Hey man why do you think I upload you this guns?", "Ok. I'll send you a film with you", "Nice man here are you stuff", "just forgot to say you will be :death: in this film". "WTF? I'll take your mama and :surprize!: her I .... beep beep beep".
Now he was wearing some real stuff and ready to :butcher: those :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie:. He start from the first :gunsmilie:. :nunu: :bash: :rip2:. Yeah then second :pistols: :sniper: :rip2:. Hmmm out of ammo. He took his grenade throw in the pants of last..... kboom this :gunsmilie: won't be able to :surprize!: anyone now. He goes to the last floor and there he found :12: of the company. "Get ready to :butcher: for my bike :notworking:!!!" "Hahaha you even don't know whom you decide to :butcher:".

The :12: turned into :spider2:. OMG!!!
He is out of ammo as you remember. He takes his phone. 628749. "Hello... Tank?", "Sorry Tank is now been :death: by Dozer. If you wouuld like to leave him a post deat message. Do it after signal beep." "Argh f**k**g Matrix.".
The :spider1: was close he could even smell his poison. He.....

:sleep1: "Wake up!!!......Wake up you need to go for a work!!!". "Wow It was only a dream".
He went to his garage.
"AAAAAAAAAAA the :spider1:....." but it was a little :spider1: that often live with us.

There once was a :sasuke: who like to :surprize!: old ladies until they :crybaby:. well one day :sasuke: decided to :ranting2: at :diablo: then :diablo: made him say :sorry: to all the old ladies for :surprize!: them. Then :diablo: :whip: him into shape and made him :suck_kr: his pubic hairs. but :sasuke: was too busy eating :icecream: and watching :jerry:. :kakashi: walked up to him, and being the :ninja: that he is, told :sasuke: to sign a :vertag: so he can :surprize!: :narutosmile: all day long. Well the people at the :jerry: show :read: and :mf_laughbounce2: and :puppyeyes: at the :shocking: ing :vertag:. meanwhile :sasuke: wanted to :surprize!: :narutosmile: but couldent becuase his ____ was :notworking:. he tried and tried to :surprize!: :narutosmile: but ended up just :puke: and :out_cold: . he even asked :diablo: for :helpsmilie: , but :diablo: just :mf_laughbounce2: and :surprize!: him tilll he was :dead: . :narutosleep: saw the whole thing :surprise: and just about kboom .
all the grannies saw this on the :jerry: show and :w00t2: and :clapping:

Me and my friend were :drunk: so we desided to get even more :drunk:, before we knew it, we were so :drunk: that we were :notworking:. eventually we reallised that we were too :drunk: so we decided to sober up by drinking coffee, the only bad part was that we were so :drunk: that we didnt know what coffe was so we :drink: down a couple barrells of motor oil. After we started :puke: we decided that it wasn't coffee so we got :4: at eachother and started :bash: :nunu: :box: :bruce: ,pretty soon after that i reallised that i had a :death:. so i waited till he passed out and then... kboom.

soon we sere sober and all was forgiven... :thumbsup: :cheers:

Once ther was a :) who had :4: management problems. So he went to :12: the anger management person who perscribed him for :21: :spam:. After eating :spam: for so long, he decided that it was :notworking: and hired a couple of :shuriken: :narutosleep: :kakashi: :narutosmile: :bruce: to beat up :12:. when he got there :12: turned into a :butcher: and a :spider2: and :) was all like :surprise: :sweat. Then he decided to unleash his hidden army of :shuriken: :narutosleep: :kakashi: :narutosmile: :bruce: and :12: who was a :butcher: and a :spider2: unleashed his hidden army of :box: :bruce: :whip: :butcher: :weight_lift2: :kamikaze: :greatsaiyaman: :shuriken: :spider1: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :sniper: :sniper: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2:. :) got so :nervous1: he aked for :helpsmilie: and then when his :helpsmilie: arrived he asked for them to help :please:? When it was all over :12: told :) that he had recieved a :atention: for being angry. :) got so :4: that he :surprize!: :12:'s :cheer: and then kboom out of :4:

Moral of the story is never :surprize!: :12:'s :cheer: cause :12: is gona unleash his hiden army of :box: :bruce: :whip: :butcher: :weight_lift2: :kamikaze: :greatsaiyaman: :shuriken: :spider1: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :to_keep_order: :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :sniper: :sniper: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :gun2: :gun2: :gun2: and go all :bruce: on you untill your like :sweat and just want to end your misery in a nice :wine: and then beeeer!

Hope you like the story :gun2: or my :gun2: henchmen will come after you untill you go :w00t2: and every time your in company you will be like :cold: :nervous1:

this is a story about :puke:...

one day :puke: left home to go meet this friend :smoke:, they were gonna go into town to go :drunk: themselves silly. on the way they ran into :pistols: while he was running away from the :butcher:, :puke: and :smoke: offered him a ride if he would go :drunk: with them.

pretty soon they came to town and saw :cheer: they pulled over and asked her to come to the beeeer with them and she said yes, soon they got to the beeeer and started :drunk:.

not long after that :butcher: came to the beeeer looking for :pistols:, :pistols: ran away and the group soon got away from :butcher:. then :smoke: asked :pistols: why :butcher: was after him, :pistols: said that he :sniper: :butcher: s dog when :butcher: was :weight_lift2:, soon after that they found :butcher: and snuck up behind him and drugged him. when :butcher: woke up, the group couldent stop him in time and :puke: didn't make it in time, so :pistols: finally got revenge on :butcher: by using his new invention on him...

kboom, after that everyone went home to sleep off their hangovers and :pistols: :suck_kr: up the mess from :butcher: s kboom afterward.

There once was a :12: who hired a bunch of young :cheer:. These :cheer: were drugged up 99.89475% of the time so they were always :w00t2:. It was ok though because they were cute and would :PP each other and let him :surprize!: them.

All was well until one day when the :to_keep_order: showed up. The :12: was so :ranting2: he decided to :pistols: a few :to_keep_order:. The two remaining :to_keep_order: called in for backup.

Alas, who was to show up? :vegeta: :goku: :narutosmile: :greatsaiyaman: :kakashi: :sasuke:

They decided to :electricchair: the :12:. This made the :diablo: :wow:. He was getting a new best friend! He greeted :12: with a big warming :hi:

The :diablo: and :12: made a deal with each other. In exchange for many many many :cheer: the :diablo: would be :rockon: and would help :12: kboom the enemies!

The plot was devious! The :12: was to sit on a cliff and :sniper: as many as possible, and the :diablo: would :rifle: and :nunu: and :bruce: the remaining forces.

The batle was intense and the fighting was fierce, however :kakashi: used his sharingan and :21:. He devised a counter-attack involving decoy :cheer: ad lots of :drink:. The :12: and :diablo: fell for the devious counter-attack and were then :butcher: until they vowed :sorry: . :kakashi: handed them a book and stated :rtfm: :please:

The :diablo: was :11: and :banned: :12: from hell. As for what happened to :12:? Well, he resides in :beta:, Illinois and is :suck_kr: all day for a bunch of :cheer: that are :notworking: and :fishing1: all day. The :12: is under constant surveillance by :to_keep_order: to make sure he doesnt :Flush:.

The end!

:kamikaze: was a :smoke: person who loved :cheer: one day he came hom early and he seen :cheer: :surprize!: with his best friend :borg: . He then :11: and then :rifle: :cheer: and :borg: :kamikaze: went to the bar and :cheers: with his new best friend :kakashi:. They were really :drunk: and went on a killing spree and :gun_bandana: :sniper: everyone. Then the :diablo: tried to make them :vertag: so they did and :diablo: had a big party and :welcome: them there. And :kamikaze: and :kakashi: soon died of :drunk:. so the :diablo: said :sorry: and they lived happily ever after :werule:

:hi: this is a story about :) some ppl loved him, some ppl hated him. Now because :) is just a piece of writing or something on a computer it means no-one would miss him if he :rip2: because its impossible to :dead: a :) so just for the fun of it... a group of :) haters went out and shot up loads of :) just for a sick laugh... What happened is shown below...
:pokey: :pistols: kboom :sniper: kboom :gun_bandana: kboom :rifle: kboom :nunu: :bash: :death:

The end :rip2:

:cheers: for reading

:cheer: :clapping: :cheer: :clapping: :cheer: :clapping: :cheer: :clapping: :cheer: :clapping:

Hello, i am a :gunsmilie: ... one day a group of :cheer: came by the street. i was :shifty so i went to them to make a move. when i :surprize!: them they :whip: me.. i was :rip2: they came to my grave after the killing to :puppyeyes: and say sorry.. but i was still not dead.... I rose from the :rip2: and argue2 with the :cheer:.. they finally :crybaby: . hehe..... i had no choice but to send them to :diablo: by :gun_bandana: them..

Hehe THE END

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