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Ok the rules are simple, come up with a Good news, bad news Scenario, like so

Ex.
Good News: i started this thread
Bad News: it might suck

Bad News: Someone reacted
Good News: It wasnt Luffy :)

good news: someone else responded
bad news: it was me :P

Bad news: Ars is a copycat like Lammalord
Good News: Not everyone is one :)

Good news: The female swim team just walked by.
Bad news: They were Russian bodybuilders, not swimmers!  :8:

Good news: the borg started this thread.
Bad news: the borg started this thread.

the good news the borg is listening
the bad news he doesnt do that very well  :2:

Good news: The Borg doesnt listen very well
Bad News: He doesnt shut up  :21:

the good news luffy doesnt shut up

the bad news he keeps talking

the bad news is something completely horribly, monstrously terrible is coming into your life very soon.

the good news is...  you forgot what it was.   :17:

Good news: You don't have to post.
Bad news: Luffy will post for you.

Bad news: You have alzhiemers and have 12 hrs to live
Good News: I will tell you tommorrow

the bad news is YOU HAVE AIDS
the good news is You know how you got it

Good News: There is no bad news today

Haha nice one Tony.  :5:

Bad news : the good news is over

Good news: Luffy is cutting down on his posting
Better news: He's holding a rocket launcher to FTP's, the Borg's, and Charlemagne's head.
Bad news: He just saved a bunch of money on his spaceship insurance by switching to Gieco Galactic 9.

ahgahahah that was great luffy all that bad talk and u blow them away with that one ahaahhahh


:spam:

The bad news: fluffy has stopped but a other will be on the way

The good news: It isnt me

Thank you smee. And Slayer, is that suppose to say Luffy instead of fluffy? *shoulders rocket launcher*

the good news it was a typo

the bad news: your a big fluffy luffy to us

the good news luffys missle is heat sensative

the bad news (for him) the borg is cold blooded  :16:

Good news: Luffy just bought a really big powerful ship with remote control roackets and infared trackeing rockets, just add a laser pointer.

Bad news:Luffy just bought a really big powerful ship with remote control roackets and infared trackeing rockets, just add a laser pointer.

Good News: She said yes  :12:


Bad News: i ask the wrong triplitte, cindy said yes candy is crying and mandy likes tator tots


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lol, nice one smee.

Good news:The world isn't ending

Bad News: All the women moved to mars and stranded us here.

the good news: MLB has started                                                            the bad news: (for cubs fans) MLB has started :16:

Good news: Charlemagne knows martial arts and is able to take Luffy down before he hurts himself.
Bad news: Luffy fired a rocket right at Smee and Cindy...

good news smee tosses cindy at the rocket
better news candy stop crying and runs off with me
bad news mandy still likes tator tots

Good news: I found something to entertain me...
Bad news: The people who are posting on it...

Good news: I got an xbox360
Bad news: I'm using it to hack into the presidents database and launch all the US's nukes at china, russia, and swedan. d**n swedish with there god like chocolate.

good news:  I am still alive
bad news:  Still sick

good news:  I finaly got the Halo game
bad news :  I have already finished single player multiple times

Good News: I have moved
Bad News: I still have dial-up
   :rifle: :spam::wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

Congrats on getting Halo gunfighter.

Good news: I turned the tide in the war against the Germans in Russia (Call of Duty 2)
Better news: I singlehandidly killed every German enemy
Bad News: Half my frag gernades took out russian soldiers as well.
Worse news: Britney Spears just got elected president of your country. Run like hell man.

good news: you landed on an ancient powerful artifact left behind by some ancients.
bad news: you have to blow it up before it kills everyone trying to stop the flood from covering the Earth.

(btw, you KNOW that is where it has to end up going, if it has Earth in it, there is like 99% chance something bad is supposed to happen, and 2 things in halo this could be, halo, or the flood.)

btw, sorry if you have yet to even get that far in the story, anyone else who read this.  also, did you beat it on the legendary skill level?  (hardest one, I think it was legendary, that or heroic)  I loved that scorpion tank, 100% total pawnage of about everything else in the whole game, even other players, if used right :) 
*snipes another player in mid-air with scorpion cannon*

good news: you found the scorpion tank in halo/halo 2/
bad news: it's aiming right at you  :8:

Good news: Ars beat Halo 2.
Bad news: He hacked it, and now the entire Bungie staff are after him.

*hears muffled scream coming from ars direction and notes he is being dragged off by nerds with pocket protectors.*

daddy?
(and he never leaves home without it)

good news: I get to meet your father
bad news: father is also the term the rest of the mafia uses  :8:

*even more muffled screams as people with pocket protectors and mafia members start fighting over who drags ars's body off*

bad news: I just pooped in my pants
good news: ...I just pooped in my pants...again

Good news: God exists
Bad News: He hates humanity and is going to smit us.

Good news: halo players cant compete with CS players
Bad News: Halo players just cant compete with CS players



Gosh :Spam:

Good news: Halo can't be hacked.
Bad news: CS can be hacked, and is therefore less difficult than Halo.

good News: its the difficulties in life that make the man !!

Bad news: its the difficulties in life that make the man !! serously !!

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Good news: People fear you
Bad News: Your firends are the ones who are scared of you person I disagree with!

Good news: She wants you, man!
Bad news: The she is really a he!  :8:

nice Charlemagne.

Good news: the bounty system is up (not really, but sense it will be real soon, we need one for it)
Bad news: your the guy with the highest bounty, and your shps just glitched horribly so all their stats are 0.

Good news :  She really wants you
Bad news :  she really wants you strung up by your nads

ouch, that one is gonna hurt.

How about this

Good News: She really wants you
Bad News: She's your mom

Good News:You just found 200 Dollars!
Bad News: The cop saw you take it from his pocket :S

 :13:nice :13:

good news: she cant live without you
bad news: she needs a paper bag to keep HER EYES GOOD  :16:

Good news: You managed to swipe a billion credits off Monkey!
Bad news: It turns out he is a real monkey and he throws his poop in your face!!!  :8:

Oh, that was so uncalled for charlemagne! lol.

Good news: Monkey D. Luffy is dead
Bad News: He got his name legally changed back to Seither.

Good news:  Monkey was a odd name
Bad news:  Seither is a scary character

Bad news : Forum is going down
Good news : that was 2 days ago  :5:

Good news: I'm learning to drive
Bad news: I live in your nieghborhood!!!!!!!

(Actually, I'm a good driver, but everyone fears drivers who are learning.)

Good news : the Bounty system is working

Bad news : the way to get your rep down is attack someone with a positive rep.  that cost me over 300 rep.

Yea, well your attack took away 200 of mine. yes, took AWAY for being ATTACKED by a BOUNTY! What a rip off.

Good news: We have a bounty system
Bad news: It's so glitched it's not even funny

well monkey you attacked a TH member so when I seen you with a large bounty on your head I had to wack you.  at least I offered FTP a trade to compesate him for my Experment

Who did I attack? I didn't even know it WAS a TH member, the list doesn't sa who is in what alliance.

Good news: Seither and Gunfighter settle their little fight.
Bad news: One of them ends up dead.  :8: :9:

Good news: Drackin's chicken has been found.                                            Bad news: it was in a bucket from KFC. :12:

bad news, zyggy was sitting on it  :8: :wow: :shocking: :rip:

lol, nice tag team there.

Good news: God finally came back from break
Bad News: His son hasn't returned from going to get milk yet.

~and~

Good news: They've found the cure to cancer!
Bad News: It involves shooting the patients with a 50mm desert eagle in the head (which leaves them with no head!)

Hehe sorry to go off-track people, but in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, the 50mm Desert Eagle saved my butt more times than I care to count... lol

Anyways...

Good news: You got laid last night!
Bad news: It was your sister!!! :8: :oops:

good thing shes adopted ahahahah


good news: mmmm thinking thinking thinking nope dont have any


bad news: mmmmmmmmm thinking thinking thinking, oh wait the bad news: mmmmm thinking thinking thinking oh yea the bad news: mmmmmmmmm thinking thinking thinking thinking, ahhh yes the bad news: mmmmmmmmm if ur still reading this wow i feel sorry for u lol ahahhah


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Good News : Missions are back to normal

Bad news : The cost 15 turns now  :2:

Good news: you just won the lottery!

Bad news: You enetered the lottery where the LOSERS get paid, and the winner is who pays them!!!!

Good News: Nicholas D. Wolfwood is joining the U.S. Navy. :wow:          Bad News: Some idiot launches a nuclear tipped Cruise missle from a missle frigate & hits Omaha, Nebraska. Worse News: no one notices. kboom kboom kboom kboom kboom           

the good news nicholas d wolfwood is in the navy
the bad news nicholas d wolfwood has more then 1 people in the navy  :P

Bad News: China is winning the auction for our main oil line.
Worse News: Your lover ran off to be with the Bushes
Even Worse News: Your morgage payment got lost in the mail six times in a row and they're forclosing your house.
About as bad of news as possible: You've been choosen to test a new drug that will either kill you super painfully and slowly, or make you nearly puke your guts out and become irregular as hell (you know what I mean).

Good News: I'm out of bad news

Good news: EXPLOSION
Bad news: TOILET

lol, goes with my news.

Good news: You've just been promoted!

Bad News: All they did was give you more work for the same pay!

             Good News: Harrison Ford is making a new Indie Jones flick.            Bad news: he will appear as Indie & his father, so Sean Connery cant upstage him.                                                                                        :whip: :surprise: :shocking: :harhar:

Good news: You just had the greatest meal of your life.
Bad news: Explosive diarrhea afterwards.  :sick:

Bad news: I have no life
Good news: i found this website...

Good News: I Found This Website   :wow:

Bad News: I Now Have No Life   :2:

Zyggy, tell me you've known about Indiana Jones 4 for a while. The news that they were going to make it is nearly a year old.

Good news: you found 1 million dollars!

Bad news: It was stolen money, and now the cops think you stole it!
Worse news: you've got a rubber bullet in your right butt cheek.

actually, luffy, the indie jones news is almost 2 yo. i brought it up cuz i saw an interview with ford & now he has time to work on it.                                       good news: not banned, yet :21:                                                                bad news: not banned yet.  :wow:

Good news: someone is talking about me

Bad news: nope nvm just another insult

Bad news: gas prices are rising. :puke: :surprize!:                                     Good news: luffy doesnt get to drive as much. :cheers: :clapping: :clapping:

good news smee went to a party last weekend

bad news smee woke up next to a woman he wish he hadnt


let ur imagination run wild on this one

 :2:

LOL!!! Smee, that is SO wrong! It deserves my famous.....FTW!!!!!!

Anywho, here we go

Good news: You finally got that dog you always wanted.
Bad news: It keeps biting you in the crotch and peeing in your mouth when you sleep.

Hmm... I could have some fun here...
Good news: The dog that keeps biting you in the crotch just saved you the trip of having to visit the doctor...
Bad news: You were not planning on that type of surgery any time soon (if ever)...

Good news: You still love the dog.

Bad news you have to go to the doctor becus you got an infection from the dog

Good news: Your dog loves you.
Bad news: In the wrong end.  :surprize!:

Good News: You boughed another dog

Bad news: The dog copy's the behaviour of youre other dog

Good News: You love mayonnaise.
Bad News: That was horseraddish...

Good News: You also love horseradish
Bad news: it was not horseradish either...

Good News: It was mayonaise

Bad News: It tasted liek poop becus you kept it 10 years open out of the fridge

Good news: Window toilet.
Bad news: Tree explosion.

This thread is SO wrong now, lol.

Good news: You just saved the world
Bad News: Now you're stuck in the relm of darkness for all eternity (or relm of light for all you evil people out there)

Good News: They've named a new deadly disease after you! ^_^
Bad News: ...

Worse news: You're Lou Gehrig.

Worst News: Your wife just handed off your son to be with your priest............

Good news: You got choosn for a simple scouting mission... :)
Bad news: You sneeze and hit the button that launches you into hyperspace without the complete set of coordinates entered. :nervous1:
Even Worse News: Because of that, you leave hyperspace to close to a planet and are killed instantly.  :rip:

Worser news, you didnt die but you're captured between sumthing you dont know what it is you only know it hurts and you cant move anymore, damned to be trapped there for ever. While you suffer great pain.

Worserest news: You here the tip tap of hundreds of tiny legs...

Worserester news: you guys took this and had fun...

Good News: ilKhan used the awesome word "worserester". :-)
Bad News: Now I don't get to use it. :-(

Good news: I stole a word...
Bad news: I made it up (at least it was not a contraction)

Good news : you've ran out of words to make up.
Worsteresteringest news: I just made another up.
Run Like Hell.
"In other news": You all should see the magical wizard of oz, hes a wonderful fellow.

Good News: Chronos's here! ^_^
Worsteresteringest-er News: He just ripped off ilkhan's new made up word.
Worsteresteringest-erest News: He just did it again!

Good news (for me): I copyrighted that word
Bad news (for chronos): He now owes me lots and lots and lots of money

Fine, here's a billion dollar bill.

 ________________________________________
|1,000,000,000                One Billion|
|                 ooOOoo                 |
|                /V   V \                |
|               | O   O |                |
|               | \___/ |                |
|                \_____/                 |
|One Billion                1,000,000,000|
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This thread has one very nice acceleration, it went from wrong to stupid in 4 posts flat.

Good news: Seither is bashing n00bs again
Bad News: Spaceballs is defending the n00bs saying I'm the n00b and saying all of G-Unit are cowrds because we're the only ones fighting them.
Secret best news: They don't know they're all going down.

Good news: I'm staying out of that fight so far.
Bad news: I'll probably end up joining in later on.

good news: you so far have managed to stay out of the biggest fight this round so far
bad news: your the leader of 1 of the main alliances in that fight

now that can't be good...

lol....

Good news : I'm a member of one of the best alliances in this game. ever. And we're not in the war yet.
Bad news : If we join, it could get ugly.

Good news: I just sent a message to spaceballs telling them Valefore's alliance is on our side.
Bad News: i mixed up the good news with the bad news.

Good news : Frank probably doesnt read this....
Bad news : If Frank reads that, he might get a wee bit angry.

lol

Good news: n00bs are getting more n00bish
Bad News: Sir Emi is going to be swamped with ban requests.
Solution: Let mods ban people!
Problem:Who to ban first......

Good News: Less n00bs!
Bad News: Mods might become "trigger happy".

ME! Trigger happy! How dare ye! *is handed banning gun. aims at random people and fires like mad* WHHEEEEE!! This is FUN!!! What...you mean this is a real banning gun? oh, oops, my bad. Well, no one will miss those guys ("accidentally" banned all spaceballs members)

Good news: =Titan of War= is fighting spaceballs with us!
Bad news: He's so powerful it's scary....he took out Ricu in 1 boarding attack.

what would be some good news? let see...
good news: the jandari no longer has to worry about me
bad news: now you people have to worry about me

Good News: I've posted 352 times! ^_^
Bad News: You've had to read them.

Good news: I hadn't read most of your posts in this thread
Bad news: I just did

Good news: Im good with PS.
Bad news: Stupid websites suck at hosting and made a lot of pretty planets and asteroids and battlefields...

good news; I'm throwing a party in the whatever section!
bad news: it's celebrating my coming 2000th post!

Good news: I dropped by it.
Bad news: I wasn't a very nice guest....

lol

Good news: Sir Emi is online!
Bad news: He's ignoring us again.

Good news: I made the perfect ship design, could kill anything and anyone.
Bad news: I feel asleep on it last night and drooled.. So I don't really have the plans anymore..

d**n!

Good news: Almost everyone here is classified as an "idiot"
Bad news: I have met worse people...

Good news: Ramagar is wrong, only 1 person here is an idiot
Bad News: It isn't me

Good news: Monkey knows who it is..
Bad news: I'm assuming its me  :confused:

Good News: I understood the subcontext of his post.
Bad(?) News: It's not you.

Good news: I get it now.
Bad news: Its kinda mean :P

Good news: Neither of you get it
Bad News: The person who I mean does.

Bad news: im wrong (for once)
Good news: at least it wont cost me my life

Good News: your right about being wrong
Bad News: Your wrong about it not costing you your life.

Good news : I don't own any bananas.
Bad news : That would really only make sense in the senseless thread.. aw crap a paradox.

lol
Good news : Valefore Discovered the world's first paridoxical paridox.
Bad news: Scientist don't care.

Good news: i just thwarted an attempt on my life :)
Bad news: there are more people out there :(

Good news: your lasers have found and locked onto their target
Bad news: It's you.

Good news: i dont use lasers
Bad news: there seems to be many arrows coming in my general direction...

good news: i decided to branch out and look at this topic
Bad news: it sucks  :P

Good news: I'm still on, playing video games, despite being tired.
Bad news: I'm _still_ on, playing video games, despite being tired.

Good news: Germany wins FIFA WC
Bad news: Germany wins FIFA WC

Good News: This is good news! ^_^
Bad News: It's actually bad news! -_-

Good news: I thought of some good news!
Bad news: I forgot what it was
More bad news: I posted anyway
Even more bad news: You read the post
Worst news:...you're still reading the post

Worser News: You read this too!

 :12: Good news: Nicholas D. Wolfwood is back Bytches!
 :sweat Bad News: Nicholas D. Wolfwood is back Bytches!

 :pistols:  :gun_bandana: :rifle: :sniper:  :rip2:

Good News: A Nigerian prince wants to send you $100,000,000 in cash.
Bad News: He just needs, for unspecified reasons, $2,000 and your bank credentials.


This should be moved to the Game Room...

Moderator, oh moderator! Come're.

Good news: Topic got moved to Game Room
Bad News: You just revived a Dead topic
Better News: No one cares
Worse news: The N00b population has grown
Best news: It gives us something to do
Worst news: You forgot your ban hammer at home

Good news: the topic got a new home.

Bad news: its now in range of my whip (sorry FTP,i'll return it indefinetely :p )

good news: Monkey has a bit more free time now
bad news: It means you'll be seeing more of his posts again.....

I shall obtain that Lord of the Post Count ranking if it's the last thing I do...I already have that slot reserved and everything.

Good News: Luffy is back
Bad News: He still won't shut up

Good News: Its Peanut-Butter Jelly Time!
Bad News: We have no dancing banana smilie...

Good News: Jonathan Coulton exists. (http://www.jonathancoulton.com/store/downloads)
Bad News: Uwe Bowl exists.

a bit late i know :6:

good news: new server
bad news: no attacking (depends if you like PVP though)

good news-somebody revived this thread  :wow:
bad news- we might get suspended for it 0_0

P'sha, to quote the ever-loving smartbutt, I am invincible! (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boriszg5.jpg)

Seriously though, we're allowed revive threads that bring the masses joy and cheer for generations...ish. ^_^

Good News: It's a Holiday in Cambodia
Bad News: The Devil Went Down to Georgia

lol that you?

bad news: the devil lost to Johney

Good news: It was a good song!!!

Good News: Captainjf really tried hard to come up with something funny
Bad News: He fell waaaaaay short of his goal

Good news: There was a trampolene that stopped me from dying.
Bad news: I pulled Cameron down with me and pushed him out of the way of the trampolene.

good news:  :))
bad news:  :sniper:  kboom

Good News Far Cry 2 is coming out

Bad News No 1.3 Patch for Crysis

Good News: Spore looks awesome
Bad News: EA made a good game :P

Good news- I learned to juggle mines in quake wars..
Bad news- I never quite learned to get from under them when they blow :P

Good News: J-Bombs gone

Bad News: Lalulilo is posting another suggestion

Good new for some: i wont stop suggesting
Bad news for some: cameron is on :P
no hard feelings :), im making a huge list of suggestions now

Good news: We'll make lal juggle high explosives for entertainment.
Bad news: (for him)We'll be checking their explosiveness mid-process :p

no hard feelings :p

Good news:it's a beautiful,warm,sunny day here in southeast England.
Bad news:I'm lieing!  :(

good news: there is no bad news...


wtf

Good News: I'll be juggleing Thermonukes
Bad News: They are all Dud's

Good News: he thinks their all duds
Bad News: We're standing a bit to close

Good News: There made by america
Bad News: All there staff were on strike

bad news: everyone took the good ideas

worst news: i found my RPG

Good news: its aimed at presedent Bush  L:)

Good News: Meh.
Bad News: Bleh.

Good News: Kenquinn is dead
Bad news: He cloned 50 Copies of Lammalord and Nightsadow before he died

good news: nighty isnt so bad

bad news: kenquin diededed  :2:

worst news: for gods sakes its lamma!!!!!!!!!!!!11 0o :wounded1:

Good News: Rise of the fiend part three is up at http://forum.spaceo.net/index.php/topic,4287.0.html

Bad News: Im Back :P

Good news: You got a tamagotchi for your birthday.
Bad news: Everything dies, including batteries.

Good News: Were all idiots
Bad News: That means were all going to die