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There once was man named Jesus, who came to the planet earth, he wandered the lands, to seek man, and Bam there goes the Earth





may be edited at a later time and date as i see fit ^^

Smee :12:


thanks lamma ^^

Besides it's incredible shortness (and I don't mean because mine is unbelievably long) it's ver funny. I give it two lasers up! (get it, since this is space, instead of thumbs...up...I...oh...nevermind)

in a funny freakish mexican voice

Que Son 2 Lazers ??????


lol
wat can i say im an artist lol


Smee

artistical, you are not. Funny, I'll agree with.

say wat u may

but people are flocking to the story flock my people Flock i say FLOCK



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Smee

lol, smee, you are the coolest insane person I have ever met and will ever meet.

thats funny that u mention that ive met woman who ive ended relationships with the same phrase u just used ^^

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Smee

ok then. Smee, you really are one of a kind.

love the hole line long your story is!

yes, it's brilliant isn't it?

love it

Smee, however great *cough*whatever *cough*,your story is sadly it lacks,errr well everything apart from humour, (your conversations have enough of that),
this is more a summary of jesus' uselessness,
but anyway just say something funny I'm bored.
LOl

omg look shane just wrote more than your story omg!!!

lol, Shane, he is going to add more. He had a big idea, but forgot most of it, so just decided to start a story and add on when he go ideas.

Yes I know and again sarcasm please im never really serious about this kinda thing.

yes well, once again, forum, we can't see or hear your sarcasim, so we assume you're serious, unless it's dead obvious your joking, or you have a jk at the end.

oh yay he has more, hope its as good as monkeys is!

come on monkey's untouchable!
I have never met anyone non-full time proffesional Author who is better than luffy, Smee could try his hardest(no offense) and monkey still wins hands down....

lol monkey go! he has good stories (read the ones you had on your site too)

Thanks. I may be non-full time non-professional author, but I'm looking to change that...at least, the non-professional part, lol. I may, with Sir Emi's permission of course, submit all my SO stories to a publishing company under the name, The Space Odyssey Chronicles. (P.S. Be on the look out for Space Odyssey-When Stars Collide, coming soon to a SpaceO Story section near you!)

But I do a lot of writing, though I only put up what I finish a decent amount of. I have roughly 34 unfinished short stories/parts of chapters. and I have over 100 different ideas for stories cataloged. Being a writer of such good stories is a lot hard then you'd think, lol.

ahahha i can see one of ur chapters


The Return of Smee and the UEA ahahahha  hi


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Smee

Lol, maybe......*I sent you a pm about a slight spoiler, but don't go telling everyone about it. It's for your eyes only*

yea i cant wait to see how it turns out if u want ill prof read it for yea ^^  :21:

Smee

nah, I've got like, ten proofers already (one from alaska and another from UK, I met them on the site where my stories are posted.) I don't really need anothe,r but thanks for the offer.

fine ^^  :12: :2:

IF the need should arise, you'll be the first I contact.

wel im starting a new story so if u want u can prof tha tlol :12:

sure, just send it to me however you want.

kool i finish up 2 or 3 chapters of it and send it ur way within the next few days ill have the weekend to work on it aahahaha


Smee

cool. Can't wait.

so anyone have any thought on where this story should go ??



smee :spam:

Yes, you sould have Jesus reappear on some planet and somehow activate a D-Day device.

I don't know about everyone else, but if Jesus time on earth was useless, explain how so much in the world has changed because of him.  Also, I seem to recall luffy getting a bunch of flak for his "god quotations" in his avatar screen sometime back.  Funny?  I think not.

jesus the person never did anything lol it ws all done in his name ^^

Smee


good idea luffy ill have to brainstorm on that lol


Smee

Doc, you're new, so stop trying to act like you know things that have gone on. I NEVER got any "flak", as you put it, on anything. And seeing as this is a GAME, we have every right to make Jesus useless in it if we want to. This is empty space where nothing exists except us fighting each other. Where is Jesus or God in that? Nowhere, that's where, just senseless, unaltered violence, and we love it. You want Jesus? Go to church or go play The Bible Game. Otherwise, shut up about it. I'm tempted just to delete your post, it's a waste of this forums space. Do you see any other of the tons of religious people on here complaining? No, because unlike you, THEY get some people don't believe in him and that it's a joke, not an insult. This is why I hate Christians and Catholics, they HAVE to rub everything in your face and god this god that, jesus this jesus that. I say jesus (real one) died, end of story. Nothing else matters, since it's all perception of belief. (oh and by the way, jesus was VOTED or ELECTED into divinity by MAN, he was NOT divine from birth. Check your facts, history doesn't lie, your church does. He was a human profit until shortly before crusifiction (can't spell it,don't care to look it up)). That's why I like Mormons, they're like "You don't believe in God or jesus? That's cool, wanna see a movie?" They GET that not everyone views the world their way....maybe THAT's why the vatican stop supporting them, they stopped ramming it down other's throats.

So, stay off the religious stuff here, no one wants to hear it, and if you keep it up, I'll bring BACK my god quotes and LEAVE them up.

*NOTICE: Jesus was a con-artist! (And yes, I mean Jesus jesus, not the smee jesus. There IS proof showing Jesus pulled a couple fast ones on his followers.)

whoa there luffy... really christianity, along with evry other religion is based on faith, you cant prove it but if yo ubelieve it its a very nice thing to have :) so doc understand they may not be as religous as you and monkey you didnt have to bite his head off :P

all i have to say the mormon woman ive known ARE FREAKS  but in a good way SMiles happily lol so yea lol, this story was intended with good humor and becouse everyone nows me to be humorous they understood it lol i myself am not religous the only reason i have gone to church was to score browny points with an ex GF parents lol needless to say that didnt work i say for shame on me lol

Smee

since i am going to be leaving SO i think we can close this thread leave it up so new commers can see it thats all i ask

Smee

i have every right to bite his head off (well, did, I don't at this exact moment), e was being a n00b. But anyway, since Smee is leaving, I guess it is time to be locking this thread so that no one else may defile it.

But the Smeesus can't leave!
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Well, he is, sadly....I like that name.... Smeesus...I'm using that in a story.....it's a must now.

Maybe i'll use that name when Remfer meets a guy somewhere in deep space tyring to make a new religion (note the guy is on drugs while making the religion)

lol  :)) jk.

*snort**giggle* Smeezus (i know i spelt it incorectly it is supposed to be like that) *giggle**snort*   =)) :schater: :mf_laughbounce2:

That shortens the bible by i don't know hundreds of pages lol.

smeezus

thats awsome lol

anyways im sort of still around lol as i try to kil turns while at work but i am nowhere near wat it use to be lol


Smee :12:

smeezus better than smeesus?   :)) :14:

I DEMAND ARTIST'S CREDIT!  :))
Man that sucks.
The Smeezus will never be replaced.  :(

Yay, people are saying my smeezus and not everyone elses origional smeesus!

They're the same thing. -_-
You just changed an "s" to a"z"....
You even say it the same way.  :14:
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yeah, but the z is now the way to go!

SMEE-Z-US even though it's pronounced the same way it got the Z not the S

And artistic credit you shall recieve zephyrblade. I give credit where credit is due.

And no, Smeesus is better then Smeezus.

SMEESUS FOREVER!

SMEEZUS for ever!!!

 :P the reign of SMEEZUS will live forever

no way, Smee totally like Smeesus better. And I'm going to make Smeesus famous if it's the last thing i do, so there XD

See? Smee likes Smeezus better than smeesus!! ha :P :5: :PP

ladies ladies


plz calm down


there is enough smee to go around lol



so yea use wat u like there both kool

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If I didn't find you funny smee, that ladies comment would be highly insulting.

And I'm telling you, one day the world shall be chanting Smeesus and Seither.

And for those who haven't yet, go read SO-Chronic Flux, my third/final story in the SO trilogy. Tell all your friends....I want this thing to be huge...rather then this small thing it is right now.

u mean to say Sr Monkey that there was a time u didnt find the allmighty smeezus funny  lol



smee :12:

at one point, yes, your weren't funny, you were a pain in my starboard side. But that was long ago, back before these guys could count to eleventy-two.

 :)) back then i thought it went, 99...100...101...102...103.....(the numbers in between)....107...108...109...200

=) this guy tried to cheat me out of it on a swing set saying in five minutes i could have a turn (he said count to five hundred)

 :)) you would be amazed how shocked he was, he looked so awestruck when i said five minutes was up

SMEEZUS 4EVER!!!

P.S. Remfer will go down in history as the only (maybe not only) SO player to design video games for a living (and other software/hardware) maybe even make a game like SO that will have a link to SO

Wow! Some story!  :P