Title: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 07:31:26 AM Ok guys this is simple... What we're going to do is a never-ending story... so someone starts off... for example:
"It was a clear starry night over dj's base camp on the planet Blearend and the 4 moons were all full, dj closed his eyes to go to sleep when..." then the next person can say anything they want... for example: "... suddenly the doors burst open and Spayed and 2 battledroids rushed in guns drawn, they were about to open fire on the helpless dj but..." or "the intercom buzzed. dj reached for the control panel. It was his chief of security telling him there were a group of MK 1298 A-Class star fighters approaching. dj, pulled on some clothes and was about to leave his quarters when..." And then the next person carries on from there... OK? :P Simple enough? :19: I'll start it in the next post... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 07:34:23 AM "It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera... but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange coloured celestial body..."
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: FOO on April 15, 2007, 07:50:15 AM when suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick scottish accent and said............
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: mrtimbr549 on April 15, 2007, 08:50:54 AM We are not moving another par sec until my haggis is returned. Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm. and....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on April 15, 2007, 09:21:28 AM Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. Then..........
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 09:24:41 AM but the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from emi... which he promptly devours...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: blakranger51 on April 15, 2007, 09:31:35 AM 'Okay Chief engineer, back to work!' "is not goood captain, I cannot reach the control panel! His belly had grown so big that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 09:34:37 AM it exploded and dj was minus one engineer... d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer... he put out an ad for one and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on April 15, 2007, 12:32:47 PM No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?"...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 12:51:12 PM dj... grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts... then they got back under way and engaged warp speed...as they were blasting through the galaxy...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: blakranger51 on April 15, 2007, 04:48:50 PM They ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 15, 2007, 05:14:49 PM along came chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of dj's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought... but then....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on April 18, 2007, 09:41:26 PM Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of djj's ship, but just as she is about to eat it.......
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on April 18, 2007, 11:27:32 PM She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on April 19, 2007, 08:09:31 AM Along came the metal-eating kryonites... they gobbled up the remains of dj's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up chicpea's fleet...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: blakranger51 on April 19, 2007, 02:15:52 PM They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on April 19, 2007, 11:05:58 PM Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explasion that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on April 20, 2007, 05:48:30 AM caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of djj's ship went flying strait at.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on May 23, 2007, 07:33:27 AM A local repair station who built dj some plasma-cannon superships... dj trained his guns on the Commander...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: FOO on May 23, 2007, 12:55:13 PM and heard that fateful sound. "CLICK"
"d**n, maybe i shouldnt have paid so little in advance" Dj said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life..... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on May 25, 2007, 08:37:30 AM "this is the voice of the mysterons..." dj blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapour in space. then He powered up his engines and left the system... but just as he disappeared into hyperspace...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Satan on June 01, 2007, 01:14:15 AM he got hit by a space bus, thrwoing him off cousre into....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on June 01, 2007, 10:02:19 PM ... a criminal commander named Smee's base....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: johntiger1 on July 11, 2007, 05:15:50 PM .....which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus... :19:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: blakranger51 on July 11, 2007, 09:31:23 PM ...full of children from the Enemies School...
(similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on July 11, 2007, 11:12:43 PM Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on July 14, 2007, 08:40:35 PM .....He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Asria on July 14, 2007, 08:41:30 PM ...Made him grow fur, however...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on July 14, 2007, 08:49:11 PM .....He shave it all off because fur is harder to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on July 14, 2007, 08:49:53 PM The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Asria on July 14, 2007, 08:50:49 PM ...They are just unknown, but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on July 14, 2007, 08:55:30 PM ...The CIA said the have [George W voice]Weapons of mass destruction, so naturally, we invaded them, however....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: thezerg on July 14, 2007, 09:18:23 PM "Oh @#$% they did." Everyone in the universe suddenly died, except
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Satan on July 14, 2007, 09:19:28 PM the LEPRECHAUNS!
who somehow magically built a time maching which was..... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: kryologic on August 03, 2007, 12:03:51 PM Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the futeure where they started an evil empire called.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on August 04, 2007, 06:09:42 AM .......LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE ( :P ), which had a number one policy which dictated that....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on August 04, 2007, 12:37:16 PM ...mcdonalds were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Arretu on August 08, 2007, 08:04:46 AM that the entire galactic economy crashed...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Seither on August 09, 2007, 04:24:01 AM which resulted in timbucktoo macking....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on August 11, 2007, 11:14:54 AM cuckoo clocks that didnt work which meant nobody could tell the time which led to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: deezee66 on August 11, 2007, 08:24:33 PM the destruction of the milky way because...............
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Satan on August 12, 2007, 01:39:29 AM because everyone forgeting teh time caused time to disappear hereby morhping the space time relationship so that....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on August 12, 2007, 05:27:58 AM ...zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on August 25, 2007, 06:36:21 AM was forced to make him some but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Revan on August 25, 2007, 12:05:50 PM had no eggs so....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: kspoosh on August 28, 2007, 07:15:02 PM he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on August 29, 2007, 06:07:54 AM ....Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: kspoosh on September 22, 2007, 05:45:54 PM everyones babies so that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on September 25, 2007, 08:23:59 AM There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on September 26, 2007, 03:59:02 AM That didn't matter because...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: djjcuk on September 26, 2007, 06:42:26 AM Everyone could regenerate like a time lord but when they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again... this led to huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 28, 2007, 06:22:19 PM They sent the universe in termoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on October 01, 2007, 07:45:03 AM ...........THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomale in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on October 01, 2007, 08:13:02 PM Hello Gals and Guys I'v put together every post in this topic in to a few paragraphs for ease of reading so here is: The Story So Far Part 1 (TM)
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not goood captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed. As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's..... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 12, 2008, 08:53:55 PM ...underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because...
(Man, try rereading that whole thing. It's surreal. O.O) Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on February 12, 2008, 10:09:19 PM ...i bought a new pair of green briefs :wow: ....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 13, 2008, 06:23:04 PM ...i bought a new pair of green briefs :wow: .... In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: AFB on February 14, 2008, 09:34:46 AM (btw, u know the haggis,are u talking about the dish,or the diapers? :) :)) )
...which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so....... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 14, 2008, 10:47:31 AM ...a deadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 14, 2008, 07:39:08 PM ...a deadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused... Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on February 14, 2008, 08:05:25 PM they destroyed all their diapers...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 14, 2008, 10:31:30 PM they destroyed all their diapers... Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 15, 2008, 12:28:49 AM ...all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 15, 2008, 12:45:15 AM ..An anomale that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. :wow: Suddenly, Dr...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on February 15, 2008, 04:28:57 PM dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 16, 2008, 04:14:27 PM dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and... Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on February 16, 2008, 05:46:58 PM kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to do...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 16, 2008, 06:43:33 PM kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrant causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrant over to do... to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40.Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 16, 2008, 11:28:36 PM Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card.
"Man, this can do anything!" Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 17, 2008, 12:47:45 AM Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 17, 2008, 03:08:57 AM ...walmat wasin fact...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 17, 2008, 12:50:02 PM ...walmat wasin fact... makes you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 21, 2008, 02:06:53 AM ...not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on February 21, 2008, 08:43:39 AM was about to eat a hot fudge sundae...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on February 21, 2008, 10:53:02 AM that secretly had fireworks hidden inside...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 21, 2008, 01:46:14 PM that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on February 22, 2008, 07:29:29 AM it blew up...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on February 22, 2008, 03:00:18 PM into a large ball of fire...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: AFB on February 22, 2008, 03:11:36 PM Which glued this topic to the forum :P
I think it deserves a sticky :) into a large ball of fire... Which had an evil will of its own, and.... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 22, 2008, 11:18:16 PM ...went after DJ, who...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on February 23, 2008, 01:37:42 PM was named d. jayson
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 23, 2008, 09:26:37 PM Hello again Gals and Guys I'v this is a updated version of the story and I call it: The Story So Far Part 2 (TM)
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed. As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because i bought a new pair of green briefs which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden so a dreadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because they destroyed all their diapers. Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming An anomaly that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. Suddenly, Dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then Kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40. Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card. "Man, this can do anything!" Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that walmat does in fact make you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ was about to eat a hot fudge sundae that secretly had fireworks hidden inside that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again it blew up into a large ball of fire which had an evil will of its own, and went after DJ, who was named d. jayson.... PS: Some of the posts have been changed a bit since some of them were made out of order. But I tried to keep them as close the the original post as possible. Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 23, 2008, 09:43:04 PM Wow, nice.
...but that's besides the point. As the large ball of evil, sentient fire neared DJ... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on February 24, 2008, 12:43:35 AM so hot that the whole flame was blue..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 24, 2008, 01:47:48 AM Bah, Grammar! You Loose!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 24, 2008, 02:34:06 AM -100 Points: Mordecai
+10 Points: Chronos ...The flame soon swallowed... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on February 24, 2008, 06:07:11 AM :confused:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on February 24, 2008, 11:55:54 AM -100 Points: Mordecai +10 Points: Chronos ...The flame soon swallowed... but :confused: was spit out because of his bad tase Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 25, 2008, 02:42:29 AM Lol Mobius. XD
..This sparked a revolution on the planet xyrgxcivlkjite, which is populated entirely by... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on February 25, 2008, 02:49:02 AM :D's
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on February 25, 2008, 02:57:50 AM ....The :))'s are quite clearly a war-loving people, so much carnage ensued. By the end..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 25, 2008, 03:46:16 PM they found themselves in a dead lock war with the opposing interstellar nation :crutch: ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on February 25, 2008, 05:06:24 PM :crutch:'s turn out to be the evil creations of D. Jayson. So a :)) assassin takes him out...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on March 05, 2008, 11:02:49 AM ...to dinner and kindly shows him the error of his ways. Meanwhile...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 05, 2008, 12:57:45 PM Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on March 06, 2008, 04:43:14 PM Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because... ...d. jayson told hem too regardless of his lecture by the assasin... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 16, 2008, 05:18:00 PM sent to kill George W Bush while planting evidence showing Sir Emis involvement, but the good players of SpaceO could.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on March 16, 2008, 08:36:52 PM ...stop the assassin and save the president. Even though most decided not to they...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on March 16, 2008, 09:22:00 PM ...still hosted the SpaceO picnic at night. Regardless, Nightshadow and Lammalord were stopped...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 17, 2008, 03:04:53 PM from saving George W Bush's life as that would prove.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on March 18, 2008, 07:40:36 AM He is a horrible president and should be assassinated...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on March 18, 2008, 04:52:58 PM ...which then attracted the attention of the other SpaceO players and..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 19, 2008, 03:21:17 PM NSA CIA and FBI and of course the Secret Service who shut down SpaceO and and kidnapped Sir Emi from his home in Canada.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mordecai on March 20, 2008, 06:07:40 AM ...but later the men of SpaceO discovered that the government had the wrong man an Sir Emi was actually in Romania and his full name was Emilian Tita and the person in Canada they captured was actually...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: AFB on March 20, 2008, 07:40:30 AM George Bush in disguise. So they...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on March 20, 2008, 07:42:26 AM Killed him and went after every Spaceo player in the world thus causing...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: AFB on March 21, 2008, 01:45:09 PM world peace and prosperity, until...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 21, 2008, 06:23:16 PM George W Bush was reincarnated in to a Muslim man and created a crusade against all Infidels!!!! causing many years of.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on March 22, 2008, 03:40:50 PM ban of the NCAA Tournament which in return caused
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 22, 2008, 06:14:37 PM people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on March 22, 2008, 06:29:16 PM Regardless, after D Jayson found that his entire plan was a failure...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on March 24, 2008, 02:28:11 PM people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. ... that is the natinoal college basketball tournamentNow back to topic He comitted suicide because he was a complete failure... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 24, 2008, 03:45:01 PM because he could never get his parents approval and this last disaster of a plan just game them more munitions. He parents found out he had committed suicide...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on April 18, 2008, 08:08:49 PM ...And used his college fund to go on vacation...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Dylan Wolf on April 22, 2008, 02:15:15 PM ... to the death star but then rebels blew it up so...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 22, 2008, 04:44:01 PM ...i had cookies with vader...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 23, 2008, 07:30:15 AM Then Luke came along...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on April 23, 2008, 07:47:44 AM and Luke goes into a undienable rage killing evrything including...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: MALICE on April 23, 2008, 09:53:05 AM ninjastrike :P
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 23, 2008, 11:48:59 AM but D. Jayson the evil :) comes back from the earlier pages of this thread and assassinates him
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 23, 2008, 06:18:42 PM Hello again Gals and Guys I'v this is a updated version of the story and I call it: The Story So Far Part 2 (TM)
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed. As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because i bought a new pair of green briefs which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden so a dreadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because they destroyed all their diapers. Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming An anomaly that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. Suddenly, Dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then Kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40. Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card. "Man, this can do anything!" Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that walmat does in fact make you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ was about to eat a hot fudge sundae that secretly had fireworks hidden inside that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again it blew up into a large ball of fire which had an evil will of its own, and went after DJ, who was named Dr. Jayson but that's besides the point. As the large ball of evil, sentient fire neared DJ that was so hot that the whole flame was blue. The flame soon swallowed :confused: but :D was spit out because of his bad taste. This sparked a revolution on the planet xyrgxcivlkjite, which is populated entirely by :13:'s. The :laugh:'s are quite clearly a war-loving people, so much carnage ensued. By the end they found themselves in a dead lock war with the opposing interstellar nation :crutch:. :crutch:'s turn out to be the evil creations of D. Jayson. So a :laugh: assassins takes him out to dinner and kindly shows him the error of his ways. Meanwhile Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because Dr. Jayson told hem too regardless of his lecture by the assassin sent to kill George W Bush while planting evidence showing Sir Emis involvement, but the good players of SpaceO could stop the assassin and save the president. Even though most decided not to they still hosted the SpaceO picnic at night. Regardless, Nightshadow and Lammalord were stopped from saving George W Bush's life as that would prove He is a horrible president and should be assassinated which then attracted the attention of the other SpaceO players and NSA, CIA and FBI and of course the Secret Service who shut down SpaceO and and kidnapped Sir Emi from his home in Canada but later the men of SpaceO discovered that the government had the wrong man an Sir Emi was actually in Romania and his full name was Emilian Tita and the person in Canada they captured was actually George Bush in disguise. So they Killed him and went after every Spaceo player in the world thus causing world peace and prosperity, until George W Bush was reincarnated in to a Muslim man and created a crusade against all Infidels!!!! causing many years of ban of the NCAA Tournament which in return caused people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. Regardless, after D Jayson found that his entire plan was a failure. He committed suicide because he was a complete failure, because he could never get his parents approval and this last disaster of a plan just game them more munitions. He parents found out he had committed suicide and they used his college fund to go on vacation to the death star but then rebels blew it up so i had cookies with Darth Vader. Then Luke came along and Luke goes into a undeniable rage killing everything including Ninjastrike :16: but D. Jayson the evil :1: comes back from the earlier pages of this thread and assassinates him. Now I hope you have all enjoy this part of the story so far please go the the snack bar and buy the overpriced food stuffs laden with, Nicotine and caffeine to keep you buzzing to hear more. Now on to the second part as you should recall, Dr.Jayson the evil :) had just come and assassinated Luke Skywalker. All I know it what will happen next will make no sense but that is the point so let the insane ramblings start yet again. ... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 23, 2008, 07:04:52 PM after a random narrator explains the history of the :)) D. Jayson the evil :) finally gives up his life of crime and marries a :cheer:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 24, 2008, 07:36:05 AM But the :cheer:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 24, 2008, 05:48:25 PM was actually a :12: and did not like being confused with a female, so Dj went after the long lost haggis from the first page so that he could drown out his sorrows...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: baltic on April 25, 2008, 09:47:53 AM ...but sadly the haggis had already been eaten by...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 25, 2008, 10:30:35 AM D Jayson's :12: wife
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: baltic on April 25, 2008, 11:07:16 AM ...named Tia... O.O
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 25, 2008, 02:41:37 PM ...who was abducted by hillary clinton...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 28, 2008, 06:33:31 PM who was then assassinated by Obamas buddies in the hood :surprise: ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 29, 2008, 05:26:13 AM ....and everebody was happy until...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 29, 2008, 02:51:59 PM bush somehow got re-elected 0o
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Dylan Wolf on April 29, 2008, 09:02:06 PM but then hell frezzes over and thingy chenney has to get a new summer home
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on April 29, 2008, 11:37:50 PM but then nuclear war breaks out.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 30, 2008, 05:23:35 AM And Bush dies when the white house gets nuked by every other country posseing nuclear weapons.
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: baltic on April 30, 2008, 08:36:08 AM along the cost on Wengeta which lies in...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on April 30, 2008, 07:51:48 PM then the forum gets mysteriously closed down for conspiracy
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on May 13, 2008, 07:39:13 AM then ninjastrike comes back from the dead and he changes his ways and helps fight Dr.Jayson...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on May 14, 2008, 03:24:21 PM but D. Jayson is a sneaky arsehole and backstabs ninjastrike
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on May 15, 2008, 07:29:38 AM but D. Jayson is a sneaky arsehole and backstabs ninjastrike but that didn't happen because ninja was fighting for good not evil...Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on May 15, 2008, 09:32:56 PM sadly he backstabbed him... literally... but ninjastrike rises from the dead and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on May 30, 2008, 09:56:41 AM kills Dr.Jayson and then gets a psychic to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: MeGuaRen on May 30, 2008, 10:51:47 AM analyze Dr. Jayson's wife's electrical circuitry for flaws that might have been inhereted through C3PO which would directly relate her to the wise robot himself!, and only then realizes the doctor's wife isn't even human...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on May 30, 2008, 03:26:57 PM but somehow a large spaceship appears (piloted by some scruffy looking nerf herder called hand soulon, and piloted a ship called the century eagle) and takes D. Jayson's wife away...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on May 31, 2008, 01:04:43 AM and then, out of no where came the death star and....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on May 31, 2008, 01:31:55 AM Blew the planet up
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Salmon on May 31, 2008, 11:06:23 PM then Luke Sky Walker comes to blow up the death star
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on June 01, 2008, 01:03:01 AM but darth vader comes and shoots at luke
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on June 01, 2008, 05:01:03 AM But Solo Attacks Vader
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on June 01, 2008, 09:15:17 AM and then luke focuses really hard
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on June 02, 2008, 09:55:01 AM and kills himself because he concentrated too much...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on June 03, 2008, 10:45:10 PM The universe does not cry for you are not truly dead as he has become one with the force. He now enjoys spending time with his farther :12: who is not really Darth Vader as Darth Vader was his Father's Clone. He farther was really.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 04, 2008, 03:08:50 PM D. Jayson... after being captured by Hand Soloun, he gave birth ( 0o) to luke skywalker...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on June 07, 2008, 10:13:22 AM Who imedeatly (sorry for my spelling) started learning how to use a light saber, but accidentally...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 07, 2008, 11:56:37 AM force-ripped his pants
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: MeGuaRen on June 07, 2008, 04:16:22 PM Luke then awakens from his concentration death to find yoda, standing over him in distress and looking sick, saying "I need my leaves"
So Luke goes to the swamp and ... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 07, 2008, 07:52:32 PM buys yoda's force mushrooms for a fee of .00001 credits
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: lalelulilo on June 17, 2008, 05:09:23 PM ...but Luke realises that he misplaced the decimal point and he really paid 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 for them, so he sues Yoda who...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 19, 2008, 04:32:29 PM uses force persuasion on luke to make him think he bought the death star and is now the ultimate power in the universe...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: lalelulilo on June 19, 2008, 05:11:16 PM and uses it to make people buy cookies, then goes on to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 19, 2008, 09:17:53 PM save corsucant from yuuzhan vong invaders by actvating the only working tributary beam to destroy their built in ship bathrooms...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: lalelulilo on June 20, 2008, 05:29:47 PM Due to the lack of toilets, toilet selling companies become incredibly wealthy and go on to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 21, 2008, 11:18:36 AM conquering the galaxy
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: lalelulilo on June 21, 2008, 04:35:18 PM however they were stopped by Sir emi who...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on June 26, 2008, 10:43:43 PM bought a gold account for them, causing them to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 02, 2008, 10:07:28 AM build wicked ships to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 02, 2008, 11:43:28 PM combat noobs...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: MeGuaRen on July 04, 2008, 12:50:49 AM And while the sewage plumbers only fought people who were smaller than them, they changed their company name from Sunset Shade to some strange Japanese name only to find that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 04, 2008, 12:07:09 PM it meant that it was the name of I surivived a japanese game show (Majide, i think) thus causing...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 04, 2008, 11:47:11 PM a riot in mars
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 06, 2008, 06:42:54 PM which meant earth's scientisits did...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Salmon on July 06, 2008, 09:21:03 PM investigation on mars riots while a black hole ate....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 07, 2008, 10:24:24 AM Salmon's head which...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 07, 2008, 01:15:33 PM turned out to taste like tuna...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: MeGuaRen on July 07, 2008, 09:44:38 PM el-Gebel ibises seasoned with necrotatious Egyptian salt. The black whole immediately contracted dysentery and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 07, 2008, 11:04:07 PM spit out several thousand :wow:'s
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 08, 2008, 12:53:00 PM which meanwhile ninjastrike40 was relaxing in most luxirous fleet when...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 08, 2008, 02:52:55 PM the :wow:'s attacked..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 09, 2008, 03:07:40 PM so ninja blew them up but accidently blew up himself and he landed in the most east star in the galaxy..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Lights Shadow on July 09, 2008, 09:19:16 PM Lights Shadow came along laughing at ninja misfortune when....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 10, 2008, 05:33:50 PM metors flew and hit his fleet while ninja was eating some cocoa puffs
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Lights Shadow on July 10, 2008, 06:40:53 PM however the cocoa puff were bombs and ninja blew up kboom.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 12, 2008, 10:30:21 PM some balloons for light shadow's birthday party
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on July 13, 2008, 05:40:00 PM Hello again Gals and Guys I'v this is a updated version of the story and I call it: The Story So Far Part 3 ™
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed. As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because i bought a new pair of green briefs which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden so a dreadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because they destroyed all their diapers. Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming An anomaly that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. Suddenly, Dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then Kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40. Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card. "Man, this can do anything!" Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that walmat does in fact make you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ was about to eat a hot fudge sundae that secretly had fireworks hidden inside that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again it blew up into a large ball of fire which had an evil will of its own, and went after DJ, who was named Dr. Jayson but that's besides the point. As the large ball of evil, sentient fire neared DJ that was so hot that the whole flame was blue. The flame soon swallowed :confused: but :D was spit out because of his bad taste. This sparked a revolution on the planet xyrgxcivlkjite, which is populated entirely by :13:'s. The :laugh:'s are quite clearly a war-loving people, so much carnage ensued. By the end they found themselves in a dead lock war with the opposing interstellar nation :crutch:. :crutch:'s turn out to be the evil creations of D. Jayson. So a :laugh: assassins takes him out to dinner and kindly shows him the error of his ways. Meanwhile Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because Dr. Jayson told hem too regardless of his lecture by the assassin sent to kill George W Bush while planting evidence showing Sir Emis involvement, but the good players of SpaceO could stop the assassin and save the president. Even though most decided not to they still hosted the SpaceO picnic at night. Regardless, Nightshadow and Lammalord were stopped from saving George W Bush's life as that would prove He is a horrible president and should be assassinated which then attracted the attention of the other SpaceO players and NSA, CIA and FBI and of course the Secret Service who shut down SpaceO and and kidnapped Sir Emi from his home in Canada but later the men of SpaceO discovered that the government had the wrong man an Sir Emi was actually in Romania and his full name was Emilian Tita and the person in Canada they captured was actually George Bush in disguise. So they Killed him and went after every Spaceo player in the world thus causing world peace and prosperity, until George W Bush was reincarnated in to a Muslim man and created a crusade against all Infidels!!!! causing many years of ban of the NCAA Tournament which in return caused people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. Regardless, after D Jayson found that his entire plan was a failure. He committed suicide because he was a complete failure, because he could never get his parents approval and this last disaster of a plan just game them more munitions. He parents found out he had committed suicide and they used his college fund to go on vacation to the death star but then rebels blew it up so i had cookies with Darth Vader. Then Luke came along and Luke goes into a undeniable rage killing everything including Ninjastrike :16: but D. Jayson the evil :1: comes back from the earlier pages of this thread and assassinates him. Now I hope you have all enjoy this part of the story so far please go the the snack bar and buy the overpriced food stuffs laden with, Nicotine and caffeine to keep you buzzing to hear more. Now on to the second part as you should recall, Dr.Jayson the evil :) had just come and assassinated Luke Skywalker. All I know it what will happen next will make no sense but that is the point so let the insane ramblings start yet again. After a random narrator explains the history of the :)) D. Jayson the evil :) finally gives up his life of crime and marries a :cheer:, But the :cheer: was actually a :12: and did not like being confused with a female, so Dj went after the long lost haggis from the first page so that he could drown out his sorrows. But sadly the haggis had already been eaten by D Jayson's :12: wife named Tia ... O.O. Who was abducted by Hillary Clinton who was then assassinated by Obamas buddies in the hood :surprise: and everybody was happy until Bush somehow got re-elected 0o but then hell freezes over and thingy chenney has to get a new summer home, but then nuclear war breaks out and Bush dies when the white house gets nuked by every other country possessing nuclear weapons. Along the cost on Wengeta which lies in... Then the forum gets mysteriously closed down for conspiracy, then ninjastrike comes back from the dead and he changes his ways and helps fight Dr.Jayson, but D. Jayson is a sneaky arsehole and backstabs ninjastrike but that didn't happen because ninja was fighting for good not evil. Sadly he backstabbed him... literally... but ninjastrike rises from the dead and kills Dr.Jayson and then gets a psychic to analyze Dr. Jayson's wife's electrical circuitry for flaws that might have been inhereted through C3PO which would directly relate her to the wise robot himself!, and only then realizes the doctor's wife isn't even human. But somehow a large spaceship appears (piloted by some scruffy looking nerf herder called hand soulon, and piloted a ship called the century eagle) and takes D. Jayson's wife away and then, out of no where came the Death Star and Blows the planet up then Luke Sky Walker comes to blow up the death star but Darth Vader comes and shoots at Luke, But Solo Attacks Vader and then Luke focuses really hard and kills himself because he concentrated too much. The universe does not cry for you are not truly dead as he has become one with the force. He now enjoys spending time with his farther 12 who is not really Darth Vader as Darth Vader was his Father's Clone. He farther was really D. Jayson... after being captured by Hand Soloun, he gave birth ( 0o) to Luke Skywalker. Who imedeatly started learning how to use a light saber, but accidentally force-ripped his pants. Luke then awakens from his concentration death to find Yoda, standing over him in distress and looking sick, saying "I need my leaves" So Luke goes to the swamp and buys Yoda's force mushrooms for a fee of .00001 credits, but Luke realizes that he misplaced the decimal point and he really paid 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 for them, so he sues Yoda who uses force persuasion on Luke to make him think he bought the death star and is now the ultimate power in the universe and uses it to make people buy cookies, then goes on to save Corsucant from Yuuzhan Vong invaders by activating the only working tributary beam to destroy their built in ship bathrooms. Due to the lack of toilets, toilet selling companies become incredibly wealthy and go on to conquering the galaxy however they were stopped by Sir Emi who bought a gold account for them, causing them to build wicked ships to combat noobs. And while the sewage plumbers only fought people who were smaller than them, they changed their company name from Sunset Shade to some strange Japanese name only to find that it meant that it was the name of I survived a Japaneses game show (Majide, i think) thus causing a riot in Cars which meant earth's scientists did an investigation on Mars riots while a black hole ate Salmon's head which turned out to taste like tuna el-Gebel ibises seasoned with necrotatious Egyptian salt. The black whole immediately contracted dysentery and spit out several thousand :wow:'s. Meanwhile ninjastrike40 was relaxing in most luxurious fleet when the :wow:'s attacked so ninja blew them up but accidentally blew up himself and he landed in the most eastern star in the galaxy. Lights Shadow came along laughing at ninja misfortune when meteors flew and hit his fleet while ninja was eating some cocoa puffs however the cocoa puff were bombs and ninja blew up kboom. Some balloons for light shadow's birthday party... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 14, 2008, 05:19:49 PM which he popped
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on July 14, 2008, 09:00:17 PM this created a catastrophic...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 15, 2008, 11:33:01 AM extinction of toilets
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on July 23, 2008, 12:04:50 AM however because of the last toilet extinction there were massive stashes throughout the galaxy however...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: SorisDark on July 23, 2008, 03:04:20 PM therefore all of a sudden kenquin came out with a ratta-tat-tat of his super toilet water-terminator destroying all of the stashes when...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 24, 2008, 06:30:45 PM the super toilet appeared and D. Jayson (the new supreme toilet overlord) was flushed out and commanded the toilet into battle against the urinals (which were led by the crazy janitor from the high school)
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on July 24, 2008, 09:10:16 PM how ever the crazy urinal janitor foresaw the evil Jason D. taking over the toilets of the universe and had made.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 25, 2008, 09:17:25 PM a feces powered plunger-gun and destroyed the toilet army...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 26, 2008, 08:27:11 AM and Dr. Jayson, WHO WAS ACTUALLY DEAD BEFORE THIS HAPPENED
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 26, 2008, 04:17:18 PM but somehow revived himself for the 500th time, fell off a...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 27, 2008, 07:25:20 PM cliff and died yet again
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 28, 2008, 11:03:51 AM but hell didnt want him so he became a demon killer...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on July 28, 2008, 05:55:24 PM then died again... :)) funny
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Lights Shadow on July 28, 2008, 09:17:34 PM suddenly ninja had a vision that he would kill his friend so he...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on July 28, 2008, 10:28:59 PM tied himself to a large banana tree on a remote island in the 4th dimension of stardoor FLOYD
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Arretu on August 07, 2008, 07:02:05 PM whereupon the tree exploded due to proximity to "teh l337" *ahem*
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on August 07, 2008, 07:16:38 PM causing sharpnel to enter ninja's behind and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on September 13, 2008, 08:03:16 AM ..eventually infect qe2que's..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on September 13, 2008, 11:05:21 AM coin slot...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on September 13, 2008, 11:31:26 AM ...and kill him...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: lalelulilo on September 13, 2008, 12:14:56 PM causing a huge explosion that...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on September 17, 2008, 10:18:06 PM ..incinerated all of his lame-ass spreadsheets and crap. The players of spaceo...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: waylain16 on September 17, 2008, 10:34:11 PM rejoiced and threw a huge.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on September 18, 2008, 08:56:41 AM party...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: waylain16 on September 19, 2008, 10:57:19 PM with lots of....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on September 20, 2008, 03:32:36 AM Guns...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: zephyrblade on September 20, 2008, 07:40:33 AM , but no spreadsheets. Unfortunately, ebaumsworld...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 24, 2008, 04:36:36 PM said "DIE DIE DIE YOU !#!#$ !DIE WHY WONT YOU DIE YOU !#!$!%$!#$" ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on September 29, 2008, 05:01:53 PM so one day ninja discovered a grave marked "DO NOT OPEN"
so, like anyone else would, he opened it anyways and a giant army of midgets came flying at him. Immediatly an invasion force of 1 trillion rebel :wow:'s stormed in and killed the midgets causing a large release of methane that polluted the earth and caused the human race to devolve into to a bunch of mindless green primates... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on October 01, 2008, 01:11:52 AM but eventually the mindless primates evolved into humans and thus the cycle of life begins again....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on October 04, 2008, 12:54:59 PM causing the universe to revolve around a large apple in the sky while
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on October 04, 2008, 02:24:41 PM Osama bin Laden did a Irish jig ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on October 12, 2008, 11:46:46 PM then fell over laughing in a foreign language while...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on October 14, 2008, 04:30:06 AM ...In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moistures of the Earth,and the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock - old as creation, and it magically became fertile... Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a stone monkey... The nature of Monkey was irrepressible
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on October 14, 2008, 06:33:28 PM but an alien civilization came by and wiped it all out, bummer...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on October 14, 2008, 09:41:36 PM yeah bummer :) and the aliens, like the humans, fought against each other and eventually created a nuclear bomb that destroyed all the aliens on earth including all animals, insects. Everything was gone. Completely and utterly gone. No more. Finish! End point! Zero!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on October 17, 2008, 10:46:06 AM It's never over. 1 person living on a faraway planet started trying to create humans out of DNA. Then, they would reproduce and start a new Earth!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on October 17, 2008, 11:47:33 AM But the died in a lab explosion that destroyed the planet.
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on October 18, 2008, 01:23:32 PM but the explosion fused some dna so now there is a group of microscopic humans
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on October 18, 2008, 08:33:41 PM which fought a microscopic war on an atom and ended up splitting it
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on October 19, 2008, 12:40:16 AM which caused a black hole...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on October 19, 2008, 05:38:19 AM That destroyed the last remains of humanity.
Finaly...we're all dead. Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on October 19, 2008, 01:20:53 PM but on the other side, a white hole
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on October 20, 2008, 08:07:16 PM which collapse into nothing. Finally everything is destroyed. Not a single living organism.
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on November 05, 2008, 05:52:49 PM but the postphysical Mehcanakoozies survived and used a galactic restore point to save the galaxy
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on November 07, 2008, 02:52:55 AM but the postphysical Mehcanakoozies survived and used a galactic restore point to save the galaxy but the restore point crashed the system Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: whitelightercarl on November 07, 2008, 07:40:38 AM And so they activated the backup restore point system :P
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on November 07, 2008, 08:46:00 AM And so they activated the backup restore point system :P lol but the backup restore point system crashed as well! Bloody Microsoft! Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: whitelightercarl on November 07, 2008, 09:25:19 AM Backup of the backup restore point was triggered and so everything was restored perfectly. Wars had stopped and everything is in order. Its a perfect universe.
And they all lived happily ever after. -THE END NO MORE PART 2 or anything additional.. Any uprising war triggers the restore point and there's no way to alter it nor destroy it. Harmful addition to the universe will result in total destruction/nullification of the weapon. Restore point has infinite number of backup so don't bother :P Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Mobius13 on November 09, 2008, 01:33:02 PM but the restore point has a weakness... everytime you restore the universe, 1/10 of the matter in the universe is destroyed to fuel the restore point...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on November 09, 2008, 11:16:17 PM we made the universe eat another universe to regain its mass and then some, which caused the universe to have......
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Genotype on November 10, 2008, 02:35:27 AM diabetes
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on December 11, 2008, 03:29:56 PM because it was morbidly obese...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on December 16, 2008, 03:26:30 PM and blew up everything except for the east side of the universe which was now led by nobody else than junkie bartenders
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on December 16, 2008, 04:37:34 PM Who died off.
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on December 16, 2008, 10:55:23 PM by saying DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU !@!$#$%! UNIVERSE @#%$#^% WHY WONT YOU @#$@@#$ DIE YOU STUPID !@$#%# UNIVERSE @!$!#%! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR @#$% OFF AND SHOVE IT @!@# #$%^ !#@.....
Not on topic if you find this post offensive i can edit it :12: Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on December 20, 2008, 10:49:50 AM Then once again they had to use the restore point, then once they were back they went to another universe and took that over
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on December 20, 2008, 02:10:15 PM the production of suspenders....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on December 27, 2008, 11:26:08 AM which were too tight
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on December 30, 2008, 03:09:26 PM yet extremely soft.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: captainjf on January 01, 2009, 01:58:06 AM but were made of wool, so....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on February 04, 2009, 08:22:41 PM they shrank to 1/5 there original size so...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on March 28, 2009, 01:39:27 PM they cut off circulation so...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 29, 2009, 10:34:45 PM the cat escaped from...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on March 30, 2009, 12:50:01 PM his evil cage in the pants and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on March 31, 2009, 11:15:11 AM fell of a roof...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Fairfrozen01 on March 31, 2009, 11:34:24 AM into a pit of...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 31, 2009, 07:28:39 PM concentrated catnip which caused him to....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Fairfrozen01 on April 01, 2009, 11:33:01 AM yelp and scream with...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 01, 2009, 12:47:19 PM nuclear powered tail. The cat then....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 15, 2009, 02:49:52 PM ripped off lama's...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 15, 2009, 04:40:00 PM Guts out...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 15, 2009, 05:15:49 PM in a funny looking...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 17, 2009, 12:35:39 PM Hello again Gals and Guys I'v this is a updated version of the story and I call it: The Story So Far Part 4 ™
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed. As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said. Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people. No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because i bought a new pair of green briefs which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden so a dreadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because they destroyed all their diapers. Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming An anomaly that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. Suddenly, Dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then Kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40. Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card. "Man, this can do anything!" Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that walmat does in fact make you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ was about to eat a hot fudge sundae that secretly had fireworks hidden inside that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again it blew up into a large ball of fire which had an evil will of its own, and went after DJ, who was named Dr. Jayson but that's besides the point. As the large ball of evil, sentient fire neared DJ that was so hot that the whole flame was blue. The flame soon swallowed :confused: but :D was spit out because of his bad taste. This sparked a revolution on the planet xyrgxcivlkjite, which is populated entirely by :13:'s. The :laugh:'s are quite clearly a war-loving people, so much carnage ensued. By the end they found themselves in a dead lock war with the opposing interstellar nation :crutch:. :crutch:'s turn out to be the evil creations of D. Jayson. So a :laugh: assassins takes him out to dinner and kindly shows him the error of his ways. Meanwhile Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because Dr. Jayson told hem too regardless of his lecture by the assassin sent to kill George W Bush while planting evidence showing Sir Emis involvement, but the good players of SpaceO could stop the assassin and save the president. Even though most decided not to they still hosted the SpaceO picnic at night. Regardless, Nightshadow and Lammalord were stopped from saving George W Bush's life as that would prove He is a horrible president and should be assassinated which then attracted the attention of the other SpaceO players and NSA, CIA and FBI and of course the Secret Service who shut down SpaceO and and kidnapped Sir Emi from his home in Canada but later the men of SpaceO discovered that the government had the wrong man an Sir Emi was actually in Romania and his full name was Emilian Tita and the person in Canada they captured was actually George Bush in disguise. So they Killed him and went after every Spaceo player in the world thus causing world peace and prosperity, until George W Bush was reincarnated in to a Muslim man and created a crusade against all Infidels!!!! causing many years of ban of the NCAA Tournament which in return caused people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. Regardless, after D Jayson found that his entire plan was a failure. He committed suicide because he was a complete failure, because he could never get his parents approval and this last disaster of a plan just game them more munitions. He parents found out he had committed suicide and they used his college fund to go on vacation to the death star but then rebels blew it up so i had cookies with Darth Vader. Then Luke came along and Luke goes into a undeniable rage killing everything including Ninjastrike :16: but D. Jayson the evil :1: comes back from the earlier pages of this thread and assassinates him. Now I hope you have all enjoy this part of the story so far please go the the snack bar and buy the overpriced food stuffs laden with, Nicotine and caffeine to keep you buzzing to hear more. Now on to the second part as you should recall, Dr.Jayson the evil :) had just come and assassinated Luke Skywalker. All I know it what will happen next will make no sense but that is the point so let the insane ramblings start yet again. After a random narrator explains the history of the :)) D. Jayson the evil :) finally gives up his life of crime and marries a :cheer:, But the :cheer: was actually a :12: and did not like being confused with a female, so Dj went after the long lost haggis from the first page so that he could drown out his sorrows. But sadly the haggis had already been eaten by D Jayson's :12: wife named Tia ... O.O. Who was abducted by Hillary Clinton who was then assassinated by Obamas buddies in the hood :surprise: and everybody was happy until Bush somehow got re-elected 0o but then hell freezes over and thingy chenney has to get a new summer home, but then nuclear war breaks out and Bush dies when the white house gets nuked by every other country possessing nuclear weapons. Along the cost on Wengeta which lies in... Then the forum gets mysteriously closed down for conspiracy, then ninjastrike comes back from the dead and he changes his ways and helps fight Dr.Jayson, but D. Jayson is a sneaky arsehole and backstabs ninjastrike but that didn't happen because ninja was fighting for good not evil. Sadly he backstabbed him... literally... but ninjastrike rises from the dead and kills Dr.Jayson and then gets a psychic to analyze Dr. Jayson's wife's electrical circuitry for flaws that might have been inhereted through C3PO which would directly relate her to the wise robot himself!, and only then realizes the doctor's wife isn't even human. But somehow a large spaceship appears (piloted by some scruffy looking nerf herder called hand soulon, and piloted a ship called the century eagle) and takes D. Jayson's wife away and then, out of no where came the Death Star and Blows the planet up then Luke Sky Walker comes to blow up the death star but Darth Vader comes and shoots at Luke, But Solo Attacks Vader and then Luke focuses really hard and kills himself because he concentrated too much. The universe does not cry for you are not truly dead as he has become one with the force. He now enjoys spending time with his farther 12 who is not really Darth Vader as Darth Vader was his Father's Clone. He farther was really D. Jayson... after being captured by Hand Soloun, he gave birth ( 0o) to Luke Skywalker. Who imedeatly started learning how to use a light saber, but accidentally force-ripped his pants. Luke then awakens from his concentration death to find Yoda, standing over him in distress and looking sick, saying "I need my leaves" So Luke goes to the swamp and buys Yoda's force mushrooms for a fee of .00001 credits, but Luke realizes that he misplaced the decimal point and he really paid 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 for them, so he sues Yoda who uses force persuasion on Luke to make him think he bought the death star and is now the ultimate power in the universe and uses it to make people buy cookies, then goes on to save Corsucant from Yuuzhan Vong invaders by activating the only working tributary beam to destroy their built in ship bathrooms. Due to the lack of toilets, toilet selling companies become incredibly wealthy and go on to conquering the galaxy however they were stopped by Sir Emi who bought a gold account for them, causing them to build wicked ships to combat noobs. And while the sewage plumbers only fought people who were smaller than them, they changed their company name from Sunset Shade to some strange Japanese name only to find that it meant that it was the name of I survived a Japaneses game show (Majide, i think) thus causing a riot in Cars which meant earth's scientists did an investigation on Mars riots while a black hole ate Salmon's head which turned out to taste like tuna el-Gebel ibises seasoned with necrotatious Egyptian salt. The black whole immediately contracted dysentery and spit out several thousand :wow:'s. Meanwhile ninjastrike40 was relaxing in most luxurious fleet when the :wow:'s attacked so ninja blew them up but accidentally blew up himself and he landed in the most eastern star in the galaxy. Lights Shadow came along laughing at ninja misfortune when meteors flew and hit his fleet while ninja was eating some cocoa puffs however the cocoa puff were bombs and ninja blew up kboom. Some balloons for light shadow's birthday party which he popped creating a catastrophic extinction of toilets however because of the last toilet extinction there were massive stashes throughout the galaxy however all of a sudden Kenquinn came out with a ratta-tat-tat of his super toilet water-terminator destroying all of the stashes when the super toilet appeared and D. Jayson (the new supreme toilet overlord) was flushed out and commanded the toilet into battle against the urinals (which were led by the crazy janitor from the high school) how ever the crazy urinal janitor foresaw the evil Jason D. taking over the toilets of the universe and had made a feces powered plunger-gun and destroyed the toilet army and Dr. Jayson, WHO WAS ACTUALLY DEAD BEFORE THIS HAPPENED but somehow revived himself for the 500th time, fell off a cliff and died yet again but hell didnt want him so he became a demon killer then died again... :)) funny. Suddenly ninja had a vision that he would kill his friend so he tied himself to a large banana tree on a remote island in the 4th dimension of stardoor FLOYD. Where upon the tree exploded due to proximity to "teh l337" *ahem* causing sharpnel to enter ninja's behind and eventually infect qe2que's coin slot as well as killing him. This causes a huge explosion that incinerated all of his lame-ass spreadsheets and crap. The players of spaceo rejoiced and threw a huge party with lots of Guns, but no spreadsheets. Unforyunately, ebaumsworld said "DIE DIE DIE YOU !#!#$ !DIE WHY WONT YOU DIE YOU !#!$!%$!#$" so one day ninja discovered a grave marked "DO NOT OPEN" so, like anyone else would, he opened it anyways and a giant army of midgets came flying at him. Immediately an invasion force of 1 trillion rebel :wow:'s stormed in and killed the midgets causing a large release of methane that polluted the earth and caused the human race to devolve into to a bunch of mindless green primates but eventually the mindless primates evolved into humans and thus the cycle of life begins again causing the universe to revolve around a large apple in the sky while Osama bin Laden did a Irish jig then fell over laughing in a foreign language while In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moistures of the Earth,and the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock - old as creation, and it magically became fertile... Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a stone monkey... The nature of Monkey was irrepressible but an alien civilization came by and wiped it all out, bummer yeah bummer :) and the aliens, like the humans, fought against each other and eventually created a nuclear bomb that destroyed all the aliens on earth including all animals, insects. Everything was gone. Completely and utterly gone. No more. Finish! End point! Zero! It's never over. 1 person living on a faraway planet started trying to create humans out of DNA. Then, they would reproduce and start a new Earth! But the died in a lab explosion that destroyed the planet. but the explosion fused some dna so now there is a group of microscopic humans which fought a microscopic war on an atom and ended up splitting it which caused a black hole That destroyed the last remains of humanity. Finaly...we're all dead wohoo!!!!! but on the other side, a white hole which collapse into nothing. Finally everything is destroyed. Not a single living organism. but the postphysical Mehcanakoozies survived and used a galactic restore point to save the galaxy but the restore point crashed the system And so they activated the backup restore point system :P lol Backup of the backup restore point was triggered and so everything was restored perfectly. Wars had stopped and everything is in order. Its a perfect universe. And they all lived happily ever after. -THE END NO MORE PART 2 or anything additional.. Any uprising war triggers the restore point and there's no way to alter it nor destroy it. Harmful addition to the universe will result in total destruction/nullification of the weapon. Restore point has infinite number of backup so don't bother :P but the backup restore point system crashed as well! Bloody Microsoft! but the restore point has a weakness... everytime you restore the universe, 1/10 of the matter in the universe is destroyed to fuel the restore point. So we made the universe eat another universe to regain its mass and then some, which caused the universe to have diabetes because it was morbidly obese and blew up everything except for the east side of the universe which was now led by nobody else than junkie bartenders who died off by saying DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU !@!$#$%! UNIVERSE @#%$#^% WHY WONT YOU @#$@@#$ DIE YOU STUPID !@$#%# UNIVERSE @!$!#%! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR @#$% OFF AND SHOVE IT @!@# #$%^ !#@..... Not on topic if you find this post offensive i can edit it :12: Then once again they had to use the restore point, then once they were back they went to another universe and took that over the production of suspenders which were too tight yet extremely soft but were made of wool, so they shrank to 1/5 there original size so they cut off circulation so the cat escaped from his evil cage in the pants and fell of a roof into a pit of concentrated catnip which caused him to yelp and scream with his nuclear powered tail. The cat then ripped off lama's guts out into a funny looking litterbox full of a cats... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 17, 2009, 02:39:23 PM that misteriously vanished into thin dust..... 0o
wtf ken? You confused me putting it together :confused: :confused: Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 17, 2009, 06:34:30 PM I do it every 4 or 5 pages truth...
that also vanished... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 17, 2009, 07:28:02 PM oh ok :D
into a bunch of misguided souls that belong to... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on April 17, 2009, 07:55:21 PM ken's tummy but then...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 17, 2009, 10:55:26 PM kenquinn burped causing the souls in his tummy to....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 17, 2009, 11:37:40 PM errupt into a mound of...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 18, 2009, 06:16:55 AM Dirt...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 18, 2009, 03:42:15 PM that sang " its the song that never ends come and sing along my friends we started singing not knowing what it was but then we kept on singing forever just because it is the song that never ends come and sing along my friends...."
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 18, 2009, 03:59:00 PM while burping the national anthem of... :))
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 18, 2009, 06:56:50 PM Croatia...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 18, 2009, 07:05:33 PM in a fancy little...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Wiley Space Cadet2 on April 18, 2009, 09:00:06 PM pure gold bath tub...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: hyperion on April 19, 2009, 06:09:55 PM full of...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 19, 2009, 07:15:00 PM reptilious..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on April 19, 2009, 08:39:36 PM turtle....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 20, 2009, 12:41:30 AM -cat mutants. Who...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on April 20, 2009, 01:06:33 AM ate emi...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 23, 2009, 06:18:27 PM but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on April 24, 2009, 12:22:08 AM without...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Chronos on April 24, 2009, 01:08:08 AM the remote
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on April 24, 2009, 03:17:34 PM he could not change the channel on his Deathstar without...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on April 25, 2009, 05:23:04 AM eating pie and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on April 25, 2009, 04:49:57 PM licking the interior of a... :21:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Fairfrozen01 on May 01, 2009, 05:32:47 PM plasticular smiley face's 0o
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on May 01, 2009, 06:08:19 PM platinum plated...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on May 01, 2009, 08:22:04 PM eyeball's socket
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Silverthorne on May 02, 2009, 05:58:00 AM so instead he started digging with his.........
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on May 02, 2009, 03:19:41 PM horizontal inches...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on May 02, 2009, 03:31:01 PM of a huge fingernail..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on June 03, 2009, 10:59:14 AM that destroyed the entire universe. Finally everything is over. hi
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on June 04, 2009, 12:03:10 AM yay tony ruined it bad rep him :P
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on June 04, 2009, 12:08:37 AM that destroyed the entire universe. Finally everything is over. hi However in a parallel universe which the universe was never destroy by Tony. Cows....Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on June 04, 2009, 12:46:51 AM started eating tonys grass...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on June 04, 2009, 12:49:30 AM but instead of cow dung they crapped out...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on June 04, 2009, 12:52:40 AM on kenquinns brain...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on June 04, 2009, 12:54:11 AM the cow poop reacted with kens brain....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on June 04, 2009, 06:55:13 PM gave them mad cow diseases 2.0, which made ken...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on June 06, 2009, 10:56:45 AM super polite and happy but then...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on June 06, 2009, 04:35:01 PM he remembered he was psychotic and immensely insane so....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on June 08, 2009, 06:24:05 PM He blew up 3.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 missles belonging to the president of..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on June 08, 2009, 09:39:41 PM THE MOON!!! that made the moon president....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on August 17, 2009, 08:31:52 PM of Australia
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 18, 2009, 02:23:18 PM which is a planet in.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on August 18, 2009, 08:22:58 PM my mouth
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 18, 2009, 08:49:07 PM thats in tonies....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on August 26, 2009, 07:34:36 AM Underwear. But then Kenquinn...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on August 26, 2009, 08:12:51 AM became nice
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Jan`go Vhett on August 26, 2009, 10:54:39 AM so everyone
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on August 26, 2009, 05:15:03 PM ran for their lives since they knew kenquinn was in some kind of trance so they flew to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on August 29, 2009, 07:36:55 PM the anti-kenquinn universe however the anti-kenquinn was.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on August 29, 2009, 10:33:36 PM fat
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on August 30, 2009, 09:50:12 AM so once again the revived Dr. Jayson hit the anti-kenquinn in his...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 03, 2009, 05:18:31 PM slum apparent complex. The song The Ultimate Showdown of Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM) starts playing int he background as a battle start between the ANTI-KENQUINN AND DR. JAYSON MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 03, 2009, 05:34:23 PM So Dr.Jayson wins the battle and makes kenquinn eat his own...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 03, 2009, 06:37:48 PM So Dr.Jayson wins the battle and makes kenquinn eat his own... horizontal inches however since for that to happen Dr. Jayson needs to bring Kenquinn to this universe. Kenquinn and the Anti-Kenquinn put a hold to their differences and defeat Dr.Jaysons.Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on September 03, 2009, 11:36:50 PM but then
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 04, 2009, 01:35:34 AM Chuck Norris appears then dies by kenquinn's roundhouse kick
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 04, 2009, 05:00:15 PM But then the revived Dr. Jayson kills the anti-kenquinn. Now kenquinn, at his house thinking this is all over, is about to enjoy a nice meal of space meat when Dr. jayson busts the door open and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 05, 2009, 10:41:51 AM to his shock does not find Kenquinn but......
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 05, 2009, 02:39:37 PM Kenquinn's mother. So he leaves and goes to kenquinn's summer home in Hawaii. Kenquinn is once again about to eat space meat when...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 05, 2009, 03:26:22 PM an ugly racoon apears with his friend, the...+
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 08, 2009, 03:33:05 PM Bun Bun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Sluggy_Freelance#Bun-bun)who preceded to be his normal Bun Bun self causing Dr. Jayson to.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 08, 2009, 03:57:40 PM Eat kenquinn's space meat, which meant the universe...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 08, 2009, 05:13:23 PM Eat kenquinn's space meat, which meant the universe... spawned 200 Bun Buns causing.....Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 08, 2009, 05:23:42 PM Dr.Jayson to eat the bun buns which made the bun bun king...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 09, 2009, 03:15:27 PM make even more bun buns. Then Dr.Jayson...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 09, 2009, 07:55:29 PM ate the bun bun king but then that made all the other bun buns...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 12, 2009, 02:17:48 AM the end
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 12, 2009, 10:54:04 PM is but the beginning of a new story about.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 13, 2009, 08:30:27 AM Dr.Jayson who...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 13, 2009, 09:30:27 AM died, blew up and everyone died. the end
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 13, 2009, 10:12:25 AM but then we realised that he is actually immortal :O :12: :12: :12:
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 13, 2009, 10:24:43 AM but he had still killed everyone so he just sat there and was lonely
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 13, 2009, 10:32:18 AM So he reproduced asexually and soon...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 14, 2009, 12:37:32 AM "i don't wanna say it cause i might get banned but u all should know wat i wanna say :D ;)"
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 14, 2009, 12:45:51 AM and soon they became like the great state of tasmania. and became so imbred that they were fucked in the head
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 14, 2009, 07:38:57 AM But then Dr.Jayson's son Dr.Jayyson (LOL) comes and blows up...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 14, 2009, 12:23:12 PM his own...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 14, 2009, 01:42:31 PM father, so Dr.Jayyson is about to kill the mighty dictator...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 15, 2009, 12:47:34 AM he he has a heart attack and dies
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 15, 2009, 12:08:22 PM but gets resusitated by Dr. Jayson and realizes he...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 15, 2009, 04:56:35 PM but gets resusitated by Dr. Jayson and realizes he... What does resusitated mean? did he get revived?Ate an apple pie which meant Dr.Jayyson was revived and ate... Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 16, 2009, 05:52:59 AM a fly
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 16, 2009, 05:41:28 PM which meant...
BTW i hate u spayed for killing my stations Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 17, 2009, 08:33:13 AM it meant that spayed had 2 go on a station killing rampage
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 17, 2009, 03:52:38 PM which failed after he was attacked and ninja rebuilt his station for the 3rd time then spayed went and...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 17, 2009, 08:58:22 PM pledged loyalty to Kenquinn however Kenqunnn...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 18, 2009, 07:14:01 AM hesitated to long so Spayed beheaded him
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 18, 2009, 02:34:59 PM however the Anti-Kenquinn had planted 5 kilos of antimatter in Kenquinn which detonates atomizing Spayed. Now TNTTony.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 18, 2009, 04:46:56 PM realizes he is actually in love with spayed so tries to avenge him by...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 18, 2009, 10:06:12 PM turning into him, so then ken decides to
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 19, 2009, 09:26:56 AM eat space meat
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 19, 2009, 01:02:50 PM which he forgets to cook and dies of food poisoining. now tony who is apparently spayed now, decides he hates ken so...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 19, 2009, 11:59:39 PM he is happy cause ken is dead...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 20, 2009, 07:03:58 AM but then ken miraculously...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 20, 2009, 08:28:19 AM revives and then eats more space meat
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 20, 2009, 08:35:39 AM and dies again of food poisoning. and agian, and again until he is finally immune to it so he decides too...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 20, 2009, 08:49:45 AM fart
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 20, 2009, 01:18:40 PM on tim henry's face
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 20, 2009, 08:24:54 PM who then starts dating.....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 20, 2009, 11:03:37 PM mj, because they both decided to come out of the closet.
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 21, 2009, 07:34:37 AM But then they see spayed and broke up and started competing for him and that made spayed go...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 21, 2009, 07:38:09 AM nuts
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on September 24, 2009, 09:59:37 AM for highland. However, highland was too busy...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 24, 2009, 10:33:53 AM wearing a skirt, this made cammy
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 24, 2009, 06:09:13 PM put on a low cut dress which made Sir Emi....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 25, 2009, 12:40:37 AM horny
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 25, 2009, 07:37:52 AM which made highland...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: clouthour on September 26, 2009, 09:10:49 AM want to...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 26, 2009, 03:18:13 PM abuse his...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 27, 2009, 07:10:51 AM ken!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: TNTTony on September 28, 2009, 10:11:48 PM But Spayed got...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 29, 2009, 12:16:14 AM GOON!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 29, 2009, 07:45:42 PM so ken ate...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Spayed on September 30, 2009, 12:33:08 AM the goon bag!!!
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on October 11, 2009, 02:47:17 PM With a spoon...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on October 12, 2009, 04:48:15 PM made from a baboon. Who....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Magicat on October 30, 2009, 09:20:47 PM looked remarkably like ....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on November 02, 2009, 10:54:27 PM Spayed who then scratched his ass and drank....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Magicat on November 27, 2009, 06:44:46 AM a large goon flavoured ...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on February 13, 2010, 12:17:20 PM chocolate mud cone of..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Borg! on March 13, 2010, 01:10:37 PM poop, which oddly reminded him of...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on March 13, 2010, 02:30:42 PM his supper given to him by...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: ninjastrike40 on September 26, 2010, 09:27:06 PM ninjastrike40 the deranged dictator who was revived and then...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 26, 2010, 10:26:44 PM was shot for daring to come back into the game, but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Pirate55 on September 27, 2010, 10:24:58 PM we forgot to shoot the guys who revived him, so they just brought him back and then they...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 28, 2010, 12:18:14 PM ate ninjastrike40 for supper, but...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: SuperXD on September 28, 2010, 04:00:52 PM he did not taste good so...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Borg! on September 28, 2010, 04:15:26 PM he only nibbled on his toes...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: KenquinnTheInsaneOne on September 28, 2010, 05:53:58 PM . That were in fact...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Pirate55 on September 28, 2010, 08:45:21 PM very good tasting toes, so they....
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on September 28, 2010, 09:07:29 PM licked a pot of butter, and..
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: mikael roy on February 01, 2011, 08:05:12 PM the butter did not taste good. He had an...
Title: Re: Continual Story Post by: Comatose on March 27, 2011, 04:22:16 PM angry bowel movement that..
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