Warboss Armourfitz
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« on: March 13, 2008, 07:23:25 PM » |
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This is a WIP. based on warhammer 40k universe.
Orks are a war-like race who live to plunder others. Generally they are humanoids, size may vary from a child to 3m high, with green skin and a face only a mother could love...assuming they have mothers. They talk the vocal language, but often resort to gestures. The one who gives the biggest punch wins the argument. They organise themselves into clans led by a warboss(chosen by long voting via gestures). They reproduce by "cloning" of sorts. Their severed parts will attempt to grow back into a full ork, but that depends on circumtances. So in a way they fight to live. Due to this, the clans can grow to trillions of orks, and internal fighting means they are hardly ever going to be eradicated. Orks also have generally IQ of a sandwich. So don't try to argue with an ork- too much facts will cause an overload, and teethknocking ensues.
This story takes place on one orky planet, when an ork falls through a dimensional rift to our galaxy.
It was a nice and bright day. Da mek(here and after ork accent used)(mechanic) Fitz has just returned from the warboss, who was apparently in need of more killbots. Killbots with bigger guns than before. Despite last time one blew up when the rocket was accidentally loaded backwards, the boss was undaunted in his philosophy- more killbots makes more dakka, so he needs more. Fitz was tired of welding them- thats what he had done all his life. So he called shorty(worker ork) and told him to clear up the workshop cos "we's gotta go". So he went away to another tribe, and was made their Bigga Mek (he was the only one there). So he made a plan to build something really big for the new boss. First he thought of a water tower, but later he thought it was too useless for shooting stuff, so he decided to build a big gun.
The building went on. Then came another mek, and offered another idea- a big killa bot. After a few knocked out teeth, they decided on a huge tank.
TBC later, gtg sleep.
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