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« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2006, 02:00:30 AM »

Simple!

Just divide the number of cows in your back yard by six times the velocity of a swedish adjective when placed in a jar of mayonnaise. ^_^
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« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2006, 09:32:27 AM »

Actually the answer was red, but that one's good too.  lol
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« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2006, 11:57:33 PM »

That was my second guess... Anyways.

Dothe thou likethe thy own pig? Or is yonder knave not come-hither enoughe for ye? Detestable, the day one meets his owne doppleganger. Forsoothe, indeed!
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« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2006, 12:48:28 AM »

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex!

Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
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The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
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« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2006, 02:29:45 AM »

Taco!

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« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2006, 08:57:23 PM »


mwahahahaha fear the suicide smilies 16
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« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2006, 09:13:53 PM »

In regards to your most efferescent accusations of my otherwise tacky robot tangerine, I must reply in the most fractional way. My specular response is as follows:



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« Reply #67 on: May 27, 2006, 04:56:19 AM »

Shadow, not so many smilies, ok? it bogs down the thread for dial-up users.
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« Reply #68 on: May 27, 2006, 01:41:02 PM »

I don't know about other people, but I've never had to download a single picture more than once per page.
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« Reply #69 on: May 31, 2006, 11:25:32 PM »

eh, with some people, their dial-up is really bad/slow, so those smilies bog them way down.
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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2006, 02:17:34 AM »

I <3 fast internet.. and Rocketships. Theyre fast, I like Fast things. QUICK! whats the square root of an egg?
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« Reply #71 on: June 01, 2006, 02:26:55 AM »

Breakfast!
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« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2006, 03:20:08 AM »

The squareroot of an egg is the pie divided by the hole of a square batmobile times the vector of a flying eggo waffle with maple syrup doing the hula!
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« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2006, 11:30:40 AM »

So it equals a purple banana right? If not then its the cuberoot of the walrus subdivided equally by the 10th power of a mango...
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« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2006, 04:00:43 PM »

No, wait, it's the hectagonal to the power of a monkey cubed by the number of times micheal jackson has touched another boy times your mom's meatloaf with the square addition of a surplus minimart times the galactical star dust theorum divided by the revulations of the sun minis the power of a black hole named bob squared by President Bush divided by his virginity.
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