RANDOM OBJECT FIGHT!!!

[Chronos]

Eeep, not Chuck Norris!

*Sprays Ferbreeze in Chuck's eyes so Chuck can't see him, throws a firecracker at the next poster, and then runs away.*

Ferbreeze is the answer to everything! (OOC: I bet you can't tell me where that idea is from!)

[Bugboy]

*dodges firecracker and sets up a bomb to destroy the universe and hides in an indestructible starship away from harm*

[Gunfighter Frank]

Tells Chuck Semper-FI.. we then proceed to open a can off whoop a$$ on luffy.  sends pandimic virus at  bugboys industrball ship and kills him and his crew.  Vents the atmo of his ship and sends in robot disinfectiants cleans and scrubbs teh ship clean of the pandimic virus.  sends robot and other nasty stuff into the sun.  Closes the air lock install tamper proff locks and way to stop pandemic virus. gets all crew members buffer patterns in the transpoers so that if anything does get through it can be cleaned via the use of the transporters.  Continues with new ship to join Chuck in Kicking Luffies a$$ and breaking all the bones in his body.  setting them letting them half way heal and doing it again. then Skining him with a set of old rusty catfish skinners. dip luffy in salt so he wont get infected, clean him in perxocide reinstall his skin. and do it again 7 more times.  since in heaven  get the 7 angles with the 7 turmpets to blow them and open the 7 seals of the appocolips. and blow up the 7 stars.  Since In heaven anyway.

and if we have time or need we call ClintEastwood and Drew Carry to help us out and spell us with the luffy situation.  mostly just so they can get a laugh as well.  and LUffy you should know better than to use heavans guards against eachother.  Once a US MARINE always a US MARINE

[Bugboy]

*best friend restores me from the dead by using countless voodoo ritual, forcefully takes back indestructible ship, gets vaccinated for all diseases, takes an invincibility tablet, destroys chuck norris once and for all and destroys the next poster using a sci fi autorifle (taken from the PS2 game timesplitters 3)*

[ars68]

*slams an indestructible box on top of bugboy before his bullets even leave his gun, and ships him to another galaxy with the other guy in a box*

*proceeds to confiscate all invincibility pills and throws them down the toilet, where some fish nab them and start taking over the world* meh, 
:14:not my problem, they should have made friends with the fish

[Bugboy]

*Lifts lid of box(ars forgot to lock it) and feeds ars' lifeless corpse to the fish. Feeds the fish to the dolphins who say "So long and thanks for all the fish" before leaving our plane of existance.
Bugboy then decides to stop toying with you all, screws up this mangled universe and throws it at the waste chute.    !!!! 3 points!!!!
Bugboy then decides he is bored and creates the next person to post*

[Chronos]

*Shoots 800.000.000 1D4 + 1 magic missles at Bugboy (enough to kill a level 40 epic with 8942261 Con and max hitpoint rolls). Oh, and magic missles never miss, ever, look it up. It ain't vunurable to damage reduction, either*

[Bugboy]

*fires missiles to intercept the magic missles and fires more magic missles at next poster*

[Chronos]

Magic missles always hit. ^_^

Try again, Mr.I'm-invincible.

[Seither]

((OOC))Chronos, this is a fun thing, we'd all alreay be dead if we were actually being realistic! And gunfighter, since when did people in heaven become reachable?((/OOC)) *jumps down from heaven and throws Chuck off a cliff* Traitor! *then presses the big red button that reads "Warning, pressing this will result in the next two posters having 1000lb lead feet!!"* oos, my bad *falls down on another button that says "Summons 1000000000000 ((OOC))that's 1 trillion, just so you don't have to count it...too late((/OOC)) Chuck Norrises to attack the next poster* That is gonna hurt, since those lead feet are preventing them from moving...oh yea *thorws rope and yanks ars down from heaven* sorry, it's time to live again.

[charmuska]

*converts lead surrounding feet to gold, and pays the Chuck Norrisi to attack the next poster instead*

[Bugboy]

*plants a mind control chip in the brain of chuck norris and commands him to attack the next poster*

[Final]

*shots chuck norris in the back and paralyzes him for life and casts a cannot be healed spell on Chuck. Then summons Jackie chan to deal with everyone*

[Bugboy]

*bugboy uses his mad kung fu skills to totally beat up jacky chan and fires many nukes at next poster*

[Admin]

*uses his admin powers to edit the nukes direction sending them to the next poster , also editing their content

Admin uses command : stop Nukes
Admin uses command : add Acid into Nuke
Admin uses command : Upgrate to megaNuke's
Admin uses command : attack next poster
Admin uses command : Admin_say : god help next poster ^^