Seither
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A True Hero is made of: Power, Wisdom, and Courage
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« Reply #120 on: May 10, 2006, 02:24:24 PM » |
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*Continues to watch as the penguin army begins to moves, and tells them to make a pit stop next to me*
Admin Edit: Give ever penguin two flipper holdable roacket launchers that never run out of rockets because the magically reappear in the chamber
Admin Edit: Give them a teleportation device that sends them back to antarctica instead of dying
Admin Edit: Send eco-Driods to restore balance to thier ecosystem without them knowing.
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RogueShadowAssassin
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« Reply #121 on: May 10, 2006, 05:09:55 PM » |
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*To avoid being destroyed by penguins, I beat hasty strategic retreat to the deepest depths of the Abyss, where my unending hordes of midget demons shall protect me...i hope, i hope, i hope...*
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Chronos
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws
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« Reply #122 on: May 10, 2006, 07:26:32 PM » |
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*Tricks the midgets into thinking they had flipper-holdable rocket launchers but the penguins took them. Then all the midgets leave to do ultimate battle with all the penguines in ginormous war. Thus leaving both RogueShadowAssassin and ars68 vulnerable.*
*Uses his old artillery cannons to launch giant 2-ton waterballons at the next poster.*
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RogueShadowAssassin
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« Reply #123 on: May 10, 2006, 08:40:27 PM » |
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 my demon midgets...  *Calls in Clan Wolf to destroy the water balloon launching artillery cannons* If you have ever played MechWarrior or read any of the books, you know what I mean...
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Chronos
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws
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« Reply #124 on: May 10, 2006, 10:34:59 PM » |
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Oh no! My artillery cannons from all the way back to Reply #72! I am ever incomplete without you, my life is a -- Ooo candy!
*Runs into the candy store and buys bags full of candy. Then, after chowing down of course, attacks with the super death cavity attack of tooth-pain!*
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charmuska
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« Reply #125 on: May 11, 2006, 01:49:49 AM » |
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*avoids sympathy attack by chronos, instead laying a guilt trip on next poster*
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ilKhan Ulric Kerensky
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« Reply #126 on: May 11, 2006, 05:46:32 PM » |
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Who is this upstart, thinking he commands Clan Wolf? Fool...
*Sends the Black Widow Company to exact revenge upon RogueShadowAssassin*
But, I must agree, I greatly dislike artillery...
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Lammalord
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Lamma.
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« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2006, 12:09:55 AM » |
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*throws random wooden sp00ns*
quote- from me "HA I am the ruler of the galaxy the Sp00n GOD and i will ranvage you with my wooden Sp00ns of death!!"
*forgets the star im next to has extreamly high gravity as a wooden sp00n quickly spins around it and wackes me in the back of the head"
*thud...*
(note dont ask why the hell this fourm blockes that word.. if you normaly type it...
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Chronos
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws
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« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2006, 12:53:41 AM » |
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... Spoons ...
It actually blocks p00n, as in "thingy", sp00n (a.k.a "spoon") is just a byproduct. Don't know why block "thingy" though. That is such a load of "not good". ^_^
Anyways,
*He laughs so hard at LammaLord's misfortunate sp00ns that he spills his root beer on his mothership's controls. Thus rocketing him into an uncharted galaxy.*
... Oops?
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Lammalord
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Lamma.
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« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2006, 07:03:45 PM » |
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*wakes up feals the massive bump on the back of his head and sees a sp00n laying on the ground*
"Dam you sp00ns!!!" *stands up*
"ill get back at you reamber me!!" *forget that the gravity of the Star dosn't randomly dissapear as the sp00ns come around for another criut around the star*
*Thud*
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Charlemagne
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« Reply #130 on: May 14, 2006, 12:29:17 AM » |
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*suddenly wakes up after having dozed off in the middle of the battle* What the...
*watches Lamma go down under the sp00ns*
*throws a monkey wrench at next poster while retreating*
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In this picture there are 40 people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you how not to be seen.
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Lammalord
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Lamma.
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« Reply #131 on: May 14, 2006, 02:37:41 AM » |
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*wakes up again reambering the sp00ns this time ducking so that they miss me*
"ha! you missied me!! i got to get out of here before they come back"
*sees some sort of bright object comeing strait at me*
"is that a..."
*thud*
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ilKhan Ulric Kerensky
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« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2006, 01:49:11 PM » |
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*Sends in an assassin droid by the name of HK-47 to destroy the monkey wrench and sp00ns*
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Lammalord
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Lamma.
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« Reply #133 on: May 14, 2006, 04:57:59 PM » |
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"ouch, oh.. not again... wait there gone?"
*sees the left over heap of an assassin droid that desoyed the sp00ns and monkey wrench*
"what a nice thing just floating around.. humm probaly ran out of gas, at least somone in this galaxy is nice enought to help someone out wow it IS going pretty fast, thats some gravity this star has, good thing that it dosnt look like its heading anywere near me"
*once again forgets one of the main laws about gravity, the as the droid quickly spins around the star*
*thud*
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ars68
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Viva la C&C
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« Reply #134 on: May 14, 2006, 10:24:37 PM » |
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*shoots off 1 million large balls of destruction at the remains of the robot, saving lammalord from droid remains, but putting next ten posters including lammalord from many several...*
*keeps on going not realizing in the way of his own projectiles*
*thud*
*thud**thud*
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*thud* *thud*
*lies on the ground with many, many headaches*
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control the present, seize the future. seize the future, conquer the past. conquer the past, control the present. that and cookies. lots and lots of cookies   |
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