Hello again Gals and Guys I'v this is a updated version of the story and I call it: The Story So Far Part 2 (TM)
It was all quiet in the Geminorium Quadrant and DJ's fleet was orbiting the planet Adhafera but as they rounded the dark side of the red and orange colored Celestial Body, Suddenly his mothership shuddered and ground to an unexpected halt. The chief engineer came over the com in a thick sottish accent and said “We are not moving another parsec until my haggis is returned” Perturbed the usually jovial man angrily shut off the comm and Sir Emi suddenly shows up with the haggis and demands that we all donate or he will eat it all. But the chief engineer bursts in and snatches the haggis from Emi, which he promptly devours. He then says “Okay Chief engineer, back to work!” The Chief Engineer say “is not good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!” His belly had grown so big that it exploded and DJ was minus one engineer. d**n now he had to find a new chief engineer so he put out an ad for one and No one showed up. "Oh no, now what am I going to do?" DJ said. So he grabbed an ancient commander and got him to teach his crew so they were all experts, then they got back under way and engaged warp speed.
As they were blasting through the galaxy they ran into an asteroid. The ship blew to teeny tiny pieces, along with captain and crew. Then along came Chicpea enjoying retirement and picked up the pieces of DJ's ship... "Hah! Bonus!" he thought but then Chic started making a salad out of the tiny pieces of DJ's ship, but just as she is about to eat it She realized that it was metal. She threw it out when suddenly... Along came the metal-eating kryonites they gobbled up the remains of DJ's ships and then licked their lips as they eyed up at Chicpea's fleet. They charged the fleet, and gobbled the first ships they saw. But little did they know that those ships were filled with Anti-matter. The combination resulted in an explosion that caused the kryonites 2 explode and the tiny little bits of DJ's ship went flying strait at a local repair station who built DJ some plasma-cannon Superships... DJ trained his guns on the Commander and heard that fateful sound CLICK. “d**n maybe I shouldn't have paid so little in advance" DJ said.
Frantically hitting every button on the control panel, suddenly the radio crackled to life "this is the voice of the mysterons..." DJ blasted the msyterons until they were no more than a fine vapor in space. Then he powered up his engines and left the system but just as he disappeared into hyperspace he got hit by a space bus, throwing him off course into a criminal commander named Smee's base. Which turned out, in fact, to be a giant school bus full of children from the Enemies School (similar to the Friend's School, only run by Ahhnold and the kids all get trained to use heavy weapons) Who launch an attack on DJ(I think he's in the ship). But before they completely destroy him, He ate the lobster from the wormhole (old space odyssey forum reference) which Made him grow fur, however He had to shave it all off because fur is hard to keep clean, leaving him at the clutches of The stubble people.
No one knows exactly what they do because they are just unknown, but the LEPRECHAUNS! who somehow magically built a time machine. Which was Made of chocolate and Willie Wonka's Umpa Loompas ate it and were propelled 500 years into the future where they started an Evil Empire called LOLPIZZAHUTFORCE , which had a number one policy which dictated that McDonald's were only allowed to sell Bacon Double Cheeseburgers which meant the entire galactic economy crashed which resulted in timbucktoo making cuckoo clocks that didn't work which meant nobody could tell the time. Which led to the destruction of the milky way because because everyone forgetting time caused time to disappear hereby morphing the space time relationship so that Zeph lost his pancakes [D:<], meaning that Snipedragon was forced to make him some but had no eggs so he cut out his own eyeballs and used them as eggs but Zeph was not satisfied, thus he went on a rampage, destroying everyones babies so that There was no way to repopulate the universe but fortunately that didn't matter because everyone could regenerate like a Time Lord
When they did regenerate they were babies and had to start life all over again this led to Huggies becoming a very popular brand of nappy which was bad for the economy because They sent the universe in turmoil because they did not know how to operate ships or fire weapons thus doing THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN, Thus creating an anomaly in the system of wormholes located in Spayed's underwear drawers. But that didn't matter because i bought a new pair of green briefs which were 5times too small,green, and frilly,so In another parallel universe underwear were forbidden so a dreadnought cruiser came in and vaporized his parallel universe self. Which caused Cat's all over the universe to rebel and kill there masters forging there own empire but it fell because they destroyed all their diapers. Of course the universe running out of Diapers created a power vacuum making all the leprechauns to fall in a black whole forming An anomaly that really just turned out to be my birthday cake. Suddenly, Dr. vesveswache came out of the cake and held zephyr captive because zephyr forced him to make more pancakes but Dr. vesveswache pulled a mini atom bomb and Made Kenquinn think what's that delicious smell so he then Kenquinn blew up the cake along with dr. vesveswache, zephyr, himself, and all the fleets in the quadrent causing the fleets of ninjastrike40 in the quadrent over to self destruct as the charismatic Kenquinn was about to free them from the evil Dictator know only as ninjastrike40. Meanwhile, zeph appeared outside a walmart clutching his walmart shopper's card. "Man, this can do anything!"
Unfortunately, little did Zephyrblade know that walmat does in fact make you have a diddly dactyl doily which is of course not an actual thing. Meanwhile, DJ was about to eat a hot fudge sundae that secretly had fireworks hidden inside that used nitroglycerin instead of smokeless gunpowder. Then again it blew up into a large ball of fire which had an evil will of its own, and went after DJ, who was named Dr. Jayson but that's besides the point. As the large ball of evil, sentient fire neared DJ that was so hot that the whole flame was blue. The flame soon swallowed
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was spit out because of his bad taste. This sparked a revolution on the planet xyrgxcivlkjite, which is populated entirely by :13:'s. The :laugh:'s are quite clearly a war-loving people, so much carnage ensued. By the end they found themselves in a dead lock war with the opposing interstellar nation
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's turn out to be the evil creations of D. Jayson. So a :laugh: assassins takes him out to dinner and kindly shows him the error of his ways. Meanwhile Nightshadow and Lammlord are stealing candy from babies because Dr. Jayson told hem too regardless of his lecture by the assassin sent to kill George W Bush while planting evidence showing Sir Emis involvement, but the good players of SpaceO could stop the assassin and save the president. Even though most decided not to they still hosted the SpaceO picnic at night.
Regardless, Nightshadow and Lammalord were stopped from saving George W Bush's life as that would prove He is a horrible president and should be assassinated which then attracted the attention of the other SpaceO players and NSA, CIA and FBI and of course the Secret Service who shut down SpaceO and and kidnapped Sir Emi from his home in Canada but later the men of SpaceO discovered that the government had the wrong man an Sir Emi was actually in Romania and his full name was Emilian Tita and the person in Canada they captured was actually George Bush in disguise. So they Killed him and went after every Spaceo player in the world thus causing world peace and prosperity, until George W Bush was reincarnated in to a Muslim man and created a crusade against all Infidels!!!! causing many years of ban of the NCAA Tournament which in return caused people to ask what in gods name is the NCAA tournament. Regardless, after D Jayson found that his entire plan was a failure.
He committed suicide because he was a complete failure, because he could never get his parents approval and this last disaster of a plan just game them more munitions. He parents found out he had committed suicide and they used his college fund to go on vacation to the death star but then rebels blew it up so i had cookies with Darth Vader. Then Luke came along and Luke goes into a undeniable rage killing everything including Ninjastrike :16: but D. Jayson the evil :1: comes back from the earlier pages of this thread and assassinates him.
Now I hope you have all enjoy this part of the story so far please go the the snack bar and buy the overpriced food stuffs laden with, Nicotine and caffeine to keep you buzzing to hear more.
Now on to the second part as you should recall, Dr.Jayson the evil
had just come and assassinated Luke Skywalker. All I know it what will happen next will make no sense but that is the point so let the insane ramblings start yet again.
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