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« Reply #285 on: June 19, 2006, 02:20:50 AM » |
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Oh! A locked safe that has no key! how fun! *Brings out lockpicks and starts to pick the lock*
HELP! *Sharpens sword for bugboy* *stes up automatic megaweapon trap on anyone who doesn't join me which fires whenver they even breathe or move at all*
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Python. LOLSNAKESINMAHCONSOLE
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Bugboy
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« Reply #286 on: June 19, 2006, 04:14:54 AM » |
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*sets up a blade bluntening forcefield (a force field that repels attacks and blunts all blades) and destroys all of ramagars lockpicks and sets up a sentry turret infront of the safe*
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Ramagar
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I like people...but it takes so long to cook one.
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« Reply #287 on: June 19, 2006, 01:34:10 PM » |
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Bah! traps...minor deterents...and i need a new set of lock picks...good think i carry around extras! *starts disabling the traps*
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« Reply #288 on: June 19, 2006, 01:48:30 PM » |
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*gets scared, as he only has a stick* I feel doomed
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Bugboy
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« Reply #289 on: June 20, 2006, 04:32:51 AM » |
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*makes the traps unable to be disabled and destroys all lockpicks and backups in the universe tthen gives charmuska all the weapons he needs as lomg as he stays on my team*
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Seither
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« Reply #290 on: June 20, 2006, 07:21:24 PM » |
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........What happened to you only have sticks and nothing else exists?
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zephyrblade
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« Reply #291 on: June 21, 2006, 02:14:05 AM » |
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*gets scared, as he only has a stick* I feel doomed *snaps stick* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER PRIVATE! *''disposes'' f bugboys weapons and replaces them with BETTER any wepaons (one of a kind nothing better than them) as long as charmuska stays on my team.* oh I almost forgot! *puts security stuff on 'em*
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« Reply #292 on: June 21, 2006, 04:10:31 AM » |
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grrrrr *destroys security then destroys them then gives him the best weapons in the universe in exchange for his loyalty, then makes safe airtight and leaves only 5 minutes of hair, then electrifies the ground surrounding the safe and sets up nuclear weapon booby trap that activates when the door of the safe opens*
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« Reply #293 on: June 21, 2006, 08:35:05 AM » |
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FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE THEN A STICK! THAT IS IT, NO SECURITY STUFF, NO SAFES, NO LOCK PICKS, NOTHING! (well, you have clothes on your person) Keep breaking the rules and you'll all suffer my wrath, as I have the Admin power in this fight (refer to many earlier posts for details) The old object fight got out of hand, so we established rules, basically, you are on a platue cliff with nothing around you for miles, and you each have a stick, and to win you must knock you're opponents off the edge, and there are no one hit wonders or kills, none of that stuff. Oh, and no god mods either, only I can do that.
Admin Edit: Reset everything to moments before the rules were broken
Now, try again, this time the right way (please note attacking me is a waste of effort, for I am a like a ghost, basically, you and your weapons pass through me without harming me).
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Tinkerbell
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« Reply #294 on: June 22, 2006, 02:40:21 AM » |
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*reads last post, pokes self in balls, and falls off platue*
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« Reply #295 on: June 23, 2006, 05:07:17 AM » |
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I decided to start this because they are so hilarious at times. For those of you who don't know what a random object fight is, I will show you an example:
1st poster: Noobie says: *throws a cream pie in the face of the next poster* 2nd poster: Nooblet says: *ducks under the cream pie and hits Noobie in the head with a shovel* 3rd poster: Noobie says: *grabs shovel, throws it away, and punches the next poster in the gut*
Please, PLEASE, if you are going to participate, don't take these seriously. I'd hate to see the thread get ruined by someone who takes to literally. It's all in good fun. :1:
So then, to get the ball rolling, I will start.
*grabs a bazooka and launches a rocket at the next poster*
this was from the creater charlemagne it is meant to be like this no platue and sticks, random is the main word, this is not random, i suggest you start a new thread about the sticks and platue
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Tinkerbell
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« Reply #296 on: June 24, 2006, 01:18:37 AM » |
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*Eats the rocket and craps an explosion back at bugboy*
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« Reply #297 on: June 24, 2006, 04:06:02 AM » |
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that was an example it wasn't written by me
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« Reply #298 on: June 24, 2006, 04:48:47 AM » |
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Err my kittie shall kill!
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Lamma.
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« Reply #299 on: June 27, 2006, 05:33:18 PM » |
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*lunges at monkey snaging the time remote that he still has and starts to push bottens makeing the platue that everyone is standing on deteriorate and disappear*
"whoops?"
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