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« on: April 18, 2006, 02:07:48 PM » |
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Here's what you have to do , invent a story using the smilys to replace/entertain some words/actions in it , thats all  Make shure to make it funny thou. I'll start as an example . Once apon a time there was a young  . He lived in the mountins with his sissy  . Every weekend he used to go to town to  . When the war came the law forced him  to join the army . The guy was a wimp so he got captured in the war and was used as a   . He tried to kill himself    but he couldnt and every time he was to weak to run from  he was captured   and . Finally he died , got  . The End  No one sayed it had to be a happy ending  just make it funny with the smileys. make as many story as you like , Each one is gonna get a prize  good or bad. |
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 11:38:13 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2006, 11:12:46 AM » |
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 to the  version of  101! Hope you enjoy! Hi, I'm  , and Im here to teach you about being  ! Stupid n00b, go  your mom while watching Hey, STFU  , I'm and I can  you so fast your sister won't know what hit you, and you'll end up  or  I'm so  I can own you, go get and  That's it! *  * son of a *  *  Who's your daddy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Hi, I'm the writer of this story, and this is an example of what not to do! This is how it should of been handled. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, I'm , and Im here to teach you about being ! Stupid n00b, go your mom while watching  What now!     Now for your grandma!!!!!! To Be Continued.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See, now THAT makes for a much better ending, and I have a sequel to make! So buy my next book or I'll go on you!
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2006, 06:40:44 PM » |
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Once upon a time  went up a tree and  his mom's carpet. After that he went home for a  . Then he his while watching  . When he was done, he had another  while  in his . Finally, he couldn't take it any more, so he . Then he . The End. |
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2006, 09:24:40 AM » |
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Once upon a time, I came and blew up  The Spider, the spider got angry so he called in some re-enforcements  Then I was surrounded  Then I called for sniper re-enforcements! The Spider went all sneaky on me  while I was listning to metallica  So I called goku While goku poked the spider's mother I banged the spider's sister The End  |
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2006, 09:59:31 AM » |
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Long long ago was and  with his . They ended up bein so they each other in the leg. Then they were and couldnt  in the bathroom. It got so bad for that he his dad. The ended up and for a . Then their  grandma with a and the  for the hell of it. The dad ended up having  and went to a phycatrist and until he decided its  . So he went to his wife only to find she was into little peices of pie. The dad then  the mom until she was just skin and holes. After that he help a and got put on the show. The End |
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 11:10:02 PM » |
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I hope this is nto reviving but the story must be laughed and cryed at.. One day  was  and his dads tv while he was watvjing the father was so angry he decided its and , baby then became a in disguise as a  , he then till he and the became a unsucesful  and got ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2,00 years later became  and got everyone to their souls, then he made the boys -lead annd girls  them to go faster,thne realized he was male and made the girls  the bouys but while the boys -leaded because they couldnt stop out of fear,then super :  (emi) banned from heck.Then became know as  and every -leading males,he then all of the tv watchers -ed and then he |
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2006, 12:06:12 AM » |
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Once upon a time, there were a lot of  s. And every year all the s got together to test there . Around that time, there was born a  , he was different because he had a shuriken, <--. All the s  and  and  at because everyone then only used and  , so he went to a corner and  until he  . Then one year, a got an idea and went out and bought a . And then the other s were all  , because wasn't very effective against , let alone , because they couldn't reach . Then they got an  . They went to and said: , with your shuriken so tight, won't you come and pwn this snipe. Then got all  and went all , except he used his <-- and totaly pwned tell he and needed . Then he ed , and all the s were with , and they all lived happily ever after. |
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2006, 04:21:37 AM » |
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Lol, Chronos, I think your story is the best so far. By the way, I have a message for you from Black, manning, & Harrison at law. It says: Our client is sueing you for a major infringement of their copyright on the rudolph the red nose raindeer story. The amount of settlement is for 100T credits, made payable through this messenger. Should you not settle, you will be sued for 900Q (that's quadrillion) credits. The story that has infringed the copy right is the one about your nija with a shuriken in his head.
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2006, 01:57:47 PM » |
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Eeep! Umm, here's a hundred-trillion credit bill, err, ya! ^_^"
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2006, 06:03:51 PM » |
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heres the story of teary tim. magician of life granted to be a boy for 16 years of his life, 7forgot that fact and was changed to a at 17 he wa so  he asked magician to kill him and magician said.no your a girl and now your going to wear skirts,dresses and be embarresed for all eternity! / got so said she herself.Then she was reincarnated and was given the same deal.the said he could make a boy again if she his contact and  down the magcician,she had no problem with this.But as a boy came and was also reincarnated befor. he til lshe was and he lived hapily ever after,til lhe was 17... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------He was becoming again and decided to go to the local shop,he then went to the magician and held him up.then he took his magic book, and made the magicians male friends and family and then his but...he was so happy he didnt notice he was part and ,he then noticed and himself up! The end,But wait!you look sorta like a !the story continues!!!!!111 |
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 03:05:56 PM » |
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just stop lonewolv your horrid... i dont even understand what it means...
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2006, 05:32:41 PM » |
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once upon a time in a land before spaceships there was an old  named borg he looked kinda like this  but without the high tech stuff and had an eyepatch kinda like this ok so i guess he kinda just looked like a pirate  now that you think of it HE was a but he had a hat leik this  cause he was smart after a long year of traveling found and they set off on a trip asked why is it and why isnt what working and said you know what im talking about and reacted  and was like  i ment the ship and was like  i knew that and went off to find a mechanic then ended up finding  asked how much and responded i dont want :money: i want you to someone ok and asked ok give me the and ill do it so gave the and set off on the time to someone he didnt know who it was so after go to the location he was amazed to see who the :vertage: was but he couldnt do it can you guess who it is? hint   PM me your guesses and ill post the ones guessed so far (its someone on the forum not a smily) |
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2006, 05:45:27 PM » |
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man lama your retarded,that means the girl,are you that horibly retarded or what?he also said someone he didnt know...
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2006, 05:46:50 PM » |
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i did say pm me the anwsers didnt i?
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