thezerg
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« Reply #375 on: October 30, 2006, 07:45:36 PM » |
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* Uses his vast understanding of physics, a full highschool semesters worth of learning, to jump to a parallel demension and return with a talking dog. The sheer improbability turns everyone's minds to jello*
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Lupus Magnum
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« Reply #376 on: October 31, 2006, 01:10:12 PM » |
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*injects zerg with a molecule that disolves his brain and turns it into an explosive liquid*
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Remfer
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« Reply #377 on: October 31, 2006, 03:02:23 PM » |
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starts eating himslef and everyone else in the near area since everyone is floating and covered in gravy
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Lupus Magnum
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« Reply #378 on: November 07, 2006, 01:21:38 PM » |
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*lights on fire and burns everything in the immediate area*
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Remfer
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« Reply #379 on: November 07, 2006, 03:28:34 PM » |
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Burns to a crips and then becomes ash. Starts going around and collecting more ash to add fire and become a glass creature of amazing power! Begins to look for Lupus to crush him for turning him into a glass creature and not letting him enjoy the gravy covered people  Chemistry my dear friend (idk)
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Lupus Magnum
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« Reply #380 on: November 07, 2006, 10:15:38 PM » |
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glass huh? easy...
*throws a sledge hammer at remfer, shattering him into thousands of little pieces*
*then procedes to melt the glass and make it into bowls and dishes to sell*
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Chronos
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws
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« Reply #381 on: November 07, 2006, 11:19:15 PM » |
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*Adds so much salt to the gravy that it becomes extreemely toxic to anyone except for himself.*
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Remfer
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« Reply #382 on: November 08, 2006, 11:08:39 AM » |
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Shoots many glass daggers at Lupus from his bowls. The glass reforms together and then becomes the creature again. (idk)
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Remfer
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« Reply #383 on: November 15, 2006, 09:44:48 PM » |
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turns off VR consoul (no one is posting, so why keep the game going?) leaves a big sign near it saying "Remember to turn on VR consoul or the game doens't really work"
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Remfer
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« Reply #384 on: November 27, 2006, 11:56:11 PM » |
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turns on VR consol (no one was posting) decides to throw a bird at Smee, or whoever the bird hits
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Lupus Magnum
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« Reply #385 on: November 29, 2006, 10:15:33 AM » |
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*lights a monkey on fire and throws it at remfer*
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Remfer
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« Reply #386 on: November 29, 2006, 04:05:43 PM » |
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where have u been the past month?
catches the flaming monkey with alt Black Hole and uses the teleporting power to teleport it back in time to hit Lupus from his first post
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Nicholas Duo Wolfwood
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My cross is so heavy because its so full of mercy.
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« Reply #387 on: December 22, 2006, 08:47:47 PM » |
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Muahahahah It's all out war now . . . . .
Uses the Enola Gay (plane that dropped the nuke on Hiroshima, Japan) too drop BB's on your commander's house killing your favorite pet homunculus which then implodes upon itself causing great devestation and pissing off your neighbors who then fly in their motherships to rape you as if you were the skinny computer geek in maximum security for 10 years
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Lupus Magnum
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« Reply #388 on: December 25, 2006, 08:29:51 PM » |
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*injects NDW with same molecule that desolved zergs brain*
*stuffs fireworks down the shirt of the next poster*
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Nicholas Duo Wolfwood
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My cross is so heavy because its so full of mercy.
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« Reply #389 on: December 26, 2006, 02:26:48 AM » |
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*Sigh* Too bad they created that molecule from a strand of my DNA . . . . .
Also, For this post, I am not wearing a shirt so the fireworks bounce off my chest and I kicked them into your mouth blowing off your lower jaw.
I then decide to create a time gun. I shoot Smee with this time gun causing his left leg to go back in time, right index finger to go forward in time and his left testicle to freeze in the moment of time that the shot made contact.
Sorry smee, but you are now all jacked up!
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